Hey, Jew, I'm upping the stakes.

ill give Jason guns
*gives machine gun/Golden gun/Ak48*
oh and do you think he needs grenades?
yah he does
*gives grenades*

Originally Posted by Duo

But we all know where you stand. With Capn Obama. Instead of Jasillary. Damn, that name is way more lame =(

Sorry, I misspoke. I'm for Jason.

Originally Posted by Mess

You panzys are allowing terms like Jew to fly around but not my posts arguing the idiocy?

Hypocritical tools. I wouldn't spam banners if I didn't feel it necassary.

Whatever dude, I told you how I felt here.

Originally Posted by Tiroth

The clearing was supernaturally calm that morning. The birds were silent, watching fearfully from their nests. Crickets had fled the scene. Even the wind was absent, failing to produce even the faintest of breezes to stir the dark clouds hanging high overhead. It seemed as if the Universe itself and the baser creatures that inhabited it knew of the battle that was fast approaching...a battle that would decide the fate of the Universe and everything around it for years, if not decades, to come.

As such, the ancient Lord of Din had made sure that he was in attendance. This fight could have dire effects on his Clan, and he wanted to be ready for any thread that came his way.

Not that even he could stand against these two beings for long...perhaps if his predecessors as Lord had stood with him, they could have contained whatever damage would be done this day, but several had long since passed on from the Universe. Only the Great Lioness could aim him now in this desparate time, and even her power paled into insignificance against these two.

The were the Creators of Worlds, Masters of the Web, and nothing in this Universe save the Goddesses themselves could thwart their purposes.

The sun rose higher into the sky, visible only as a dull glow behind one of the clouds. The dragon in human form buried half the four-foot blade of his katana in the soil before him as two shapes came into view from opposite ends of the clearing.

The rival Webmasters had arrived, and their ancient grudge was about to be settled once and for all. One would leave victorious, the Universe his to do with as he wished...and the other would leave with his power and life broken beyond repair.

Lord Tiroth watched as their battle began, waiting to discover the fate of the Universe and his people.

Originally Posted by Ciroton

A heavy mist obscured the low-lying battlefield early on the spring morn'. Mother nature herself seemed to bow to the two titans as they approached the soon to be blood drentched field. All hung on the balance, for neither would back down; the thought of domination an overpowering temptation. Animals fled from the scene as each drew their weapons, even the wind flew in fright form the fierce tempest that would come.

As I trudged throught the undergrowth to watch this clash of sword and bone, I heard naught but my own footsteps crushing the dry undergrowth of the forest. Still amidst their winter slumber, one could easily see from the top of the trees. Climbing carefully I gained a vantage point, preparing myself so I could witness first hand the fate of two worlds.

Not as awesome as Tiwoth's, but whatever. I choose to remain neutral in this fight, so long as nothing happens to the BA in either event. Although, I can't help but laught at both of you; placing near everything on the line to settle a silly fewd, and on Brawl of all things. XD

So what's up with people swiping my Tolkien-esque pseudo-epic narrative technique.

Originally Posted by Nick722

Whatever dude, I told you how I felt here.

**** you too then. Goes to show you don't give a damn about your or my spent time either. I don't even care to read that junk.

DIN TAKES NO SIDES!

>.>
Step down, son.
Nah. But please, do you really think we want VGRC? I'd have Jason shut it down the moment he got it from yo'...erm, booty . It'd make it interesting though.

>> I vote Cap'n and Jason just meet up and beat the hell out of each other, the survivor wins.

Originally Posted by Duo

Capn Obama.

CHANGE

Originally Posted by Mess

You panzys are allowing terms like Jew to fly around but not my posts arguing the idiocy?

Hypocritical tools. I wouldn't spam banners if I didn't feel it necassary.

Okay then, here's the jist of it. Cap'n and Jason put the site up for bets and now there is nothing you can do about it. You have failed to sway the sentiments of any of the important parties, and thus either ZU, or ZI will change hands, resulting in epic lulz and massive levels of butthurt the likes of which you have clearly and candidly displayed.

tl;dr: LOL INTERNETS.

Am I really the only one who doesn't seem to care who wins?

I think you guys are ****ing stupid to say the least. Then again that's just me and it's not my money/site on the line. *shrugs*

Originally Posted by Rew

So what's up with people swiping my Tolkien-esque pseudo-epic narrative technique.

...actually, I have to admit that I didn't read your post before now. Nice.

But...Tolkien-esque? O.o That's the first time I've ever been compared to him, even indirectly.

Originally Posted by Rew

So what's up with people swiping my Tolkien-esque pseudo-epic narrative technique.

They say imitation is the most sincere form of flattery. I guess you can consider yourself flattered. =P (Although, I had no intent on flattering anyone. XD) But dude, don’t even think of comparing me to Tolkien, even as indirectly as that. He was a ****ing awesome author. I’m s*** in comparison.

Originally Posted by Mess

This has more to do with butthurtts you ignorant piece of ****.
I've invested a lot of my time and money into making ZeldaInformer and its upkeep - and we've previous agreements as to what would happen should VGRC/ZI be sold. This totally flushes those agreements down the ****ing toilet.

At any rate - the domain: www.zeldainformer.com is up for sale folks. Dennis can't take that away from me.

What are, six?

You don't get your way so you get all butthurt and put the site up for sale?

How fucking cute.

Originally Posted by Mess

This has more to do with butthurtts you ignorant piece of ****.
I've invested a lot of my time and money into making ZeldaInformer and its upkeep - and we've previous agreements as to what would happen should VGRC/ZI be sold. This totally flushes those agreements down the ****ing toilet.

At any rate - the domain: www.zeldainformer.com is up for sale folks. Dennis can't take that away from me.

Well, if you put that much work into it then I guess you should have thought ahead and secured a joint contract agreement to provide compensation in the event of a sale. Nothing lasts forever, you idiot.

Can't say I pity you.

Originally Posted by Nick722

What are, six?

You don't get your way so you get all butthurt and put the site up for sale?

How fucking cute.

The domain... not the site. There's a difference. I own the domain.

What ever, you never did **** around the site anyway.

I don't think betting a site away is the same thing as selling it away, legally. Then again, I'm not a lawyer.

It doesn't matter: The zelda.vgrc.net subdomain is where all the actual PageRank value is. Do what you wish with your 10 dollar domain.

Mess, how much for ZI?

Originally Posted by Eternal Paradox

I don't think betting a site away is the same thing as selling it away, legally. Then again, I'm not a lawyer.

No it isn't. Just don't tell any lawyers. What they don't know won't hurt them.

And wow, the language in here. Tone it down. You're worse than my grandmother. JUST KIDDING.

Originally Posted by Captain "Samuel Adams" Cornflake

It doesn't matter: The zelda.vgrc.net subdomain is where all the actual PageRank value is. Do what you wish with your 10 dollar domain.

PR Checker tells me otherwise