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Old 11-19-2007, 07:46 AM
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Man Kicks Terrorist in Balls. Hurts Foot.
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HERO CABBIE: I KICKED BURNING TERRORIST SO HARD IN BALLS THAT I TORE A TENDON - The Daily Record

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HERO CABBIE: I KICKED BURNING TERRORIST SO HARD IN BALLS THAT I TORE A TENDON
Jul 4 2007 By Karen Bale


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HERO CABBIE..

A HERO cabbie who took on the Glasgow Airport terror suspects told yesterday how he booted one of them in the privates.

Alex McIlveen, 45, kicked the man, whose body was in flames, so hard that he tore a tendon in his foot.

But he said last night: "He didn't even flinch. I couldn't believe he didn't go down.

"A doctor told me later I'd damaged a tendon in my foot."

The burned suspect was named last night as Khalid Ahmed, a Lebanese doctor.

He is critically ill with burns at the Royal Alexandra Hospital in Paisley, where he is believed to have worked.
That has got to be the funniest newstory I have ever read. Who goes up to a terrorist who is burning alive, and then kick them in the balls?
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Old 11-19-2007, 10:53 AM
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I lawled at this. Good job.
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Old 11-19-2007, 11:00 AM
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Lol, I don't know if I should take this as real. The use of the word "balls" in the paper...it just seems weird.

But its funny. Nice find!
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Old 11-19-2007, 11:01 AM
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Lol, I don't know if I should take this as real. The use of the word "balls" in the paper...it just seems weird.
Well, it is Scotland.
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Old 11-19-2007, 01:24 PM
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Re: Man Kicks Terrorist in Balls. Hurts Foot.
That was really funny... DO you have any more??
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Old 11-20-2007, 06:37 AM
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Re: Man Kicks Terrorist in Balls. Hurts Foot.
He didn't even flinch!?!
He must got balls of steel.
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Old 11-20-2007, 06:48 AM
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He didn't even flinch!?!
He must got balls of steel.
Maybe they had... burnt off.
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Old 11-20-2007, 08:47 PM
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He must got balls of steel.

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He didn't even flinch!?!
He must got balls of steel.
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I completly "lawl'd" over that. Either he truly HAS balls of steel or that other guys weak. THERE's a third option, but it would result in more pain than pleasure...
Anyways, too funny.
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Old 11-20-2007, 09:28 PM
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Maybe they had... burnt off.
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Old 11-21-2007, 01:43 AM
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Am I the only one more interested in why this man was on fire?


Does he just suck at suicide bombing or something?
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Old 11-21-2007, 12:04 PM
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Am I the only one more interested in why this man was on fire?


Does he just suck at suicide bombing or something?
This might have been the failed bombing in Glasgow. If it is the one, it basically happened when the Terrorist tried to blow up the terminal in Glasgow Airport in a jeep (I think). Happened just a few days after Gordon Brown became Prime Minister.
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