#zelda IRC Quotes - Thread title changed for Great Justice

Alrighty, this is an IRC quotes thread. There hasn't been one up for a while, so I'm putting one up. You can post things from IRC that you find entertaining here, but don't abuse this thread as a medium to flame members of ZU, or action may be in order. My power does not yet reach to this forum, but those italics over there should be nasty and foreboding enough, and I can always whine to Galedeep on MSN. <_<.

Right. Here we go.

"<CGI413> .. we need a new IRC quotes thread "

Oh my God. This is disaster on wheels.

I forget who said it but my old "What's a Peefy?" quote was pretty golden at the time.

Holy ****! It'sa DoD!

And for the sake of things, here.

<Eve> Tetra: adoption is nice
...
<Eve> it's a way to help n00bs get used..

It took three posts for me to be made fun of! >.<
Hmmm... How about this then?

* Scott observes that the careometer barely budged at the announcement of departure

03[15:25] * Swizz (~Anon@gnug-12FAB0D9.ipt.aol.com) has joined #zelda
[15:26] <MoALttP> So, who's Swizz?
[15:26] <+Hazz> Swizzle
[15:26] <+Hazz> I assume
[15:26] <MoALttP> And Swizzle is...?
[15:26] <Swizz> ME!!
[15:26] <MoALttP> And you are...?
[15:26] <Swizz> Swizzle.
[15:26] <MoALttP> And Swizzle is...?
[15:26] <Swizz> Me.
[15:27] <%Peefy> You're talking to him.
[15:27] <MoALttP> And you are...?
[15:27] <MoALttP> Whatever, I've got work to do.
[15:27] <MoALttP> Lata!
[15:27] <Swizz> Fag

Aaaaand...

06[18:10] * mz rubs hands together while stroking a white cat
01[18:10] <mz> wait
01[18:10] <mz> what?
01[18:10] <mz> nevar mind
01[18:10] <mz> do not heed the purple text
[18:10] <Erik> My plans are proceeding unconspiculasly
06[18:11] * &eric explodes.
[18:11] <Erik> eric: Old act.
06[18:11] * mz scoops eric into a dust basket
[18:11] <&eric> oh.
06[18:11] * &eric dies.
[18:11] <+EA> [10:10:26] * mz rubs hands together while stroking a white cat <-- how does that work?
[18:11] <Erik> *throws tomatoes*
[18:11] <Erik> Boo! Give us new stuff!
01[18:11] <mz> EA: I don't quite know.
[18:12] <Erik> Ea: He is a white cat
[18:12] <Erik> Case closed!
01[18:12] <mz> Don't YOU have a third arm?
01[18:12] <mz> oh wait
[18:12] <@Asci> erik
[18:12] <Erik> A three-armed white cat!
01[18:12] <mz> ...coming out of your forehead.
[18:12] <Erik> Run!
[18:12] <@Asci> that was probably one of the most creative things I've heard all week
01[18:12] <mz> i dont get it
[18:12] <Erik> Asci: Thank you.
01[18:12] <mz> i guess im not in the "circle"
[18:12] <@Asci> mz
[18:12] <Erik> Mz: Just assume everybody is always talking about you
[18:13] <Erik> mz: Why do you assume I'm not in the circle?
[18:13] <@Asci> the only way you would be able to stroke a white cat while rubbing your hands together...
[18:13] <@Asci> is if YOU are the white cat!
[18:13] <@Asci> FWAHAHAHAHA
[18:13] <Erik> Asci: Old act!
01[18:13] <mz> YOU HAVE FOUND ME OUT
[18:13] <@Asci>
06[18:13] * mz hisses
[18:13] <Erik> Done before!
[18:13] <@Asci> that is what erik said.
[18:13] <Erik> Boo!
[18:13] <@Asci> I WAS SPLAINING IT ERIK
[18:13] <Erik> Get of the stage, stage-stupid!
[18:13] <@Asci> <mz> i dont get it
[18:13] <Erik> SPLANING IS NOT A WORD I KNOW!
[18:13] <@Asci> HE DIDNT GET IT
[18:13] <Erik> !
[18:14] <@Asci> !
01[18:14] <mz> what are you talking about
01[18:14] <mz> SPLAINING IS MOST DEFINITELY A WORD
[18:14] <Erik> ASCI: YOU DON'T GET IT! HAPPINESS!
[18:14] <@Asci> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
[18:14] <Erik> IS NOT. (IN MY HEAD)
03[18:14] * Asci sets mode: -S
01[18:14] <mz> WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT
[18:14] <@Asci> 4WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
[18:14] <Erik> SPLAIN YOU CATS; NOW!
03[18:14] * Asci sets mode: +S
02[18:14] * +EA (~everalert@42A08125.8B29C62C.45A3A987.IP) Quit (Ping timeout)
01[18:14] <mz> LEMME SPLAIN SOMETHIN TO YOU
01[18:14] <mz> I AM WHITE CAT
01[18:14] <mz> WHITE CAT SPLAINS
[18:15] <Erik> With three arms
01[18:15] <mz> yes
01[18:15] <mz> that too
[18:15] <Erik> Obviously
01[18:15] <mz> how could i forget?
01[18:15] <mz> six lashes.
[18:15] <Erik> Your race could rub hands and stroke white cats in an indefinate line
01[18:15] <mz> and eventually we'd write hamlet
01[18:15] <mz> out of some stroke of pure genius
[18:15] <Erik> NO!
01[18:15] <mz> what
[18:15] <Erik> NOT ENOUGH ARMS
01[18:15] <mz> ?!
[18:15] <Erik> You rub and stroke
01[18:15] <mz> am i on CAMERA?
[18:15] <Erik> 3 arms.
01[18:15] <mz> oh, that's true.
[18:16] <@Asci> this is making my butt laugh
01[18:16] <mz> well, our cats would write hamlet
[18:16] <Erik> "Am camera on you?" - sane man
03[18:16] * Lunk (~link740@gnug-F28959DA.rochester.res.rr.com) has joined #zelda
01[18:16] <mz> hai lunk
[18:16] <Lunk> Hola
[18:16] <Erik> mz: You are the cats
01[18:16] <mz> i AM the cats.
[18:16] <Erik> you stroke each other
01[18:16] <mz> oh yes.

[16:58] <Tiroth> Hazz: That's because it's the only way you can eat me. : P

*insert random banter and Hazz saying he doesn't need to eat me*

[16:58] <Tiroth> And hwta a typo that was. : P

We laughed.

[11:03] <+Hazz> Some members said it
[11:03] <+Hazz> I was like : |
01[11:03] <+mz> Hazz isn't scary.
01[11:03] <+mz> Hazz is...
[11:03] <Tiroth> Sure they weren't joking?
01[11:03] <+mz> Hazz.
[11:03] <+Hazz> Yes
[11:03] <+Hazz> I asked them if they were
[11:04] <+Shikaino> Hazzuh is Hazzuh.
[11:04] <+Shikaino> He's the gunmonkey!
01[11:04] <+mz> Hazz is now an adjective meaning "of or relating to hazz" or "having or possessing the essence of hazz"
06[11:04] * +Hazz strikes a pose
[11:04] <+Hazz> That monkey is Hazz
06[11:04] * +mz snaps a photo
[11:04] <Tiroth> Yes. Monkey.
[11:04] <Tiroth> Goood word for him.
01[11:04] <+mz> WORK IT
01[11:04] <+mz> THIS IS ON TIMES, NEWSWEEK, PEOPLE, BABY!
06[11:04] * +Hazz shows of his thumbs
[11:05] <+Hazz> That car is sooo Hazz
01[11:05] <+mz> You know what
01[11:06] <+mz> I'm going to start calling cool stuff "Hazz"
06[11:06] * +Hazz brutually beats the chat to within an inch of its life
[11:06] <+Hazz> That'd be pretty accurate Mz
[11:06] <+Shikaino> That's a good idea.
01[11:06] <+mz> I'm fairly sure that it'll turn into a national craze.
[11:06] <+Hazz> Yes it would
06[11:06] * +Hazz nods
[11:06] <+Shikaino> "That's pretty hazz"
06[11:06] * +Hazz is pretty
01[11:06] <+mz> "Dude, that video game was so hazz"
[11:06] <+Shikaino> "That album I heard was so hazz"
[11:06] <+Hazz> My penis is Hazz
[11:06] <+Hazz> Time paradox etc
01[11:06] <+mz> hah
[11:07] <+Hazz> I said what you were all thinking
[11:07] <+Shikaino> Emzee is so hazz.
[11:07] <+Hazz> Don't deny it!
01[11:07] <+mz> So wait.
[11:07] <+Hazz> You're all thinking about my penis!
01[11:07] <+mz> If something is Hazz, does that mean it possesses Hazzocity?
[11:07] <+Hazz> hazzocity to the MAX!
[11:08] <+Shikaino> Hazzuh: Go post our findings in Din.
01[11:08] <+mz> Hazz: because he's worth it.
[11:08] <+Hazz>

AIM and MSN quotes are still okay, right?


[13:39] Wolfen: chose a number between one and 12
[13:39] Itsuya Dayrose {Sapphire Seraphim}: 8
[13:40] Wolfen: any number but that
[13:40] Itsuya Dayrose {Sapphire Seraphim}: Haha okay.
[13:40] Itsuya Dayrose {Sapphire Seraphim}: 3
[13:41] Wolfen: not 3 either
[13:41] Itsuya Dayrose {Sapphire Seraphim}: o.O 4?
[13:42] Wolfen: not 4
[13:44] Itsuya Dayrose {Sapphire Seraphim}: 1
[13:45] Wolfen: 1 wont do

cody, previous quote threads were banned because they lacked anything funny.


I don't see change.

For future reference:
<Vaati> when Asia comes in here, it's like she's Aslan and you're all Talking Beasts who love the sight of her and want to be taken to Aslan's Country

[09:27] <UncleMeat> Haha, HTML Code
[09:28] <Asci> I laughed.
[09:29] <Asci> posted, too.
[09:31] <EA> Is that kid serious?
[09:32] <Asci> ea not everyone knows everything you know about everything that you know about so I'd guess he is
[09:33] <EA> Hahaha
[09:33] <Asci> html knowledge is not a *necessary* part of life
[09:33] <Peefy> How can someone be THIS stupid? Seriosuly. *flips table* THIS IS MAKING ME SO FURIOUS

<Asci> peefy hi
<Asci> it's me, asci
<Asci> I have a gift for you
* Asci presents box
<Peefy> asci i love you and you love me - lets stop pretendign n get serious
<Asci> get it it's like a double meaning
<Peefy> Woah
<Peefy> You're right
<Asci> let's not rush this, I'm fragile
<Peefy> More like you're a fraggle
<Peefy> hella owned
<Asci>
<Asci> hazz save me

<Lysis> YOU HAVE A POINT THERE DAN. Who are you again?
<dan-> your ****ing god
<dan-> mess
<Lysis> WHY DON'T YOU EVER ANSWER MY PRAYERS?
<dan-> synonym
<dan-> because I (god) don't care
<Lysis> FINE THEN I WON'T BELIEVE IN YOU ANYMORE.
<dan-> THEN YOU'LL GO TO ****ING HELL YOU STUPID LITTLE ****
<dan->
<Lysis>
* dan- tosses some thunder and lightning down over some 3rd world country
<Lysis> Poor India.
<dan-> See? Now I just ruined some poor starving girls life by killing her mother, her only remaining family.
<dan-> Don't worry though, the mom was a non-believer.
<Lysis> IT'S ALL FOR THE GREATER GOOD. All part of Mess' mysterious ways and/or plan.
<dan-> It's mostly random, spontaneous and based on how I feel at any given time.
<Lysis> "Mysterious ways" -- check.
<dan-> to hell you go then
<Lysis> Yeah, whatever.
<Lysis> That's what Zeus told me last week.

[10:58] <CGI069> I won't translate the Tiroth bit >__>
[10:58] <Andi-> :< why NOT?
[10:58] <CGI069> because I want him to ALways be confused about that one :3
[10:59] <Andi-> do you admit that you're truly madly in love with him!?
[10:59] <Andi-> asia, you cradle robber you!
[11:00] <CGI069> I'm 23! hardly a 21 year old cradle robber! xD
[11:00] <Andi-> so you're saying you DO like him, hahaha! i SEE!
[11:00] <CGI069> <_> Is it really that obvious?

:3 Looks like we have the makings of a fine new ZU couple around here...

Nyuknyuknyuk, I'm so deliciously evil. :3