#zelda IRC Quotes - "I'll be with you in a wack"

Really, death is the ultimate form of slapstick.

It stands to reason that, if done right, it could be hilarious.

Not that I can actually think of a hilarious way to die. And, of course, the joke would be ruined by the fact that someone died, but if you're a sociopath that's not an issue.

GDwarf> Huh, the chat quotes thread has been stickied, I see

Me talking to a bot XD

<Layton> Giga: Define Jew.
<Giga> Layton: The Jew is a Devil.

Originally Posted by Layton

Me talking to a bot XD

<Layton> Giga: Define Jew.
<Giga> Layton: The Jew is a Devil.

Was that in #absolutezelda?

* You have been kicked from #zelda by Dom (Falcon Kick!)

Lol.

<deku-princess> and anyway iv got a boyfriend
<Kyle> Deku ; At twelve?
<Kyle> Wow.
<Iroas> woah, keep it safe then
<deku-princess> ye so...........................?
<Kyle> Why the **** does everyone date so early these days.
<Mattsy> what do you do, trade pokemon cards?
<Kyle> I think dating should be banned till highschool.
<Mattsy> "he let me touch his wurmple..."

<Tomcat_ha|laptop> CHOCOLATE RAIN
<Andi-Disney> SOME STAY DRY AND OTHERS FEEL THE PAIN
<Lunk> CHOCOLATE RAIN
<Andi-Disney> A BABY BORN WILL DIE BEFORE THE SIN
<Lunk> CHOCOLATE RAIN
<Andi-Disney> THE SCHOOL BOOKS SAY IT CAN'T BE HERE AGAIN
<Lunk> CHOCOLATE RAIN
<Andi-Disney> THE PRISONS MAKE YOU WONDER WHERE IT WENT
<Lunk> CHOCOLATE RAIN
<Andi-Disney> BUILD A TENT AND SAY THE WORLD IS DRY
<Lunk> CHOCOLATE RAIN
<Andi-Disney> ZOOM THE CAMERA OUT AND SEE THE LIE
<Lunk> CHOCOLATE RAIN
<Andi-Disney> FORECAST TO BE FALLING YESTERDAY
<Lunk> CHOCOLATE RAIN
<Andi-Disney> ONLY IN THE PAST IS WHAT THEY SAY
<Lunk> CHOCOLATE RAIN
<Andi-Disney> RAISED YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD INSURANCE RATES
<Lunk> CHOCOLATE RAIN
<Andi-Disney> MAKES UP HAPPY LIVIN IN A GATE
<Lunk> CHOCOLATE RAIN
<Andi-Disney> MADE ME CROSS THE STREET THE OTHER DAY
<Lunk> CHOCOLATE RAIN
<Andi-Disney> MADE YOU TURN YOUR HEAD THE OTHER WAY
<Lunk> CHOCOLATE RAIN
<Andi-Disney> HISTORY QUICKLY CRASHING THROUGH YOUR VEINS
<Lunk> CHOCOLATE RAIN
<Andi-Disney> USING YOU TO FALL BACK DOWN AGAIN
<Lunk> CHOCOLATE RAIN
<Andi-Disney> SELDOM MENTIONED ON THE RADIO
<Lunk> CHOCOLATE RAIN
<Andi-Disney> IT'S THE FEAR YOUR LEADERS CALL CONTROL
<Lunk> CHOCOLATE RAIN
<Andi-Disney> WORSE THAN SWEARING, WORSE THAN CALLING NAMES
<Lunk> CHOCOLATE RAIN
<Andi-Disney> SAY IT PUBLICLY AND YOU'RE INSANE
<Lunk> CHOCOLATE RAIN
<Andi-Disney> NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT IT NOW
<Lunk> CHOCOLATE RAIN
<Andi-Disney> WISH REAL HARD IT GOES AWAY SOMEHOW
<Lunk> CHOCOLATE RAIN
<Andi-Disney> MAKES THE BEST OF FRIENDS BEGIN TO FIGHT
<Lunk> CHOCOLATE RAIN
<Andi-Disney> BUT DID THEY KNOW EACH OTHER IN THE LIGHT?
<Lunk> CHOCOLATE RAIN
<Andi-Disney> EVERY FEBRUARY WASHED AWAY
<Lunk> CHOCOLATE RAIN
<Andi-Disney> STAYS BEHIND AS COLORS CELEBRATE
<Lunk> CHOCOLATE RAIN
<Andi-Disney> THE SAME CRIME HAS A HIGHER PRICE TO PAY
<Lunk> CHOCOLATE RAIN
<Andi-Disney> THE JUDGE AND JURY SWEAR IT'S NOT THE FACE
<Lunk> CHOCOLATE RAIN
<Andi-Disney> DIRTY SECRETS OF ECONOMY
<Lunk> CHOCOLATE RAIN
<Andi-Disney> TURNS THAT BODY INTO GDP
<Lunk> CHOCOLATE RAIN
<Andi-Disney> THE BELL CURVE BLAMES THE BABY'S DNA
<Lunk> CHOCOLATE RAIN
<moiph> am i supposed to kick
<Andi-Disney> BUT TEST SCORES ARE HOW MUCH THE PARENTS MAKE
<Lunk> CHOCOLATE RAIN
<Andi-Disney> FLIPPIN CARS IN FRANCE THE OTHER NIGHT
<Andi-Disney> :3 once we're done, moiph. :3
<Lunk> CHOCOLATE RAIN
<Andi-Disney> CLEANS THE SEWERS OUT BENEATH MUMBAI
<Lunk> CHOCOLATE RAIN
<Andi-Disney> CROSS THE WORLD AND BACK, IT'S ALL THE SAME
<Lunk> CHOCOLATE RAIN
<Andi-Disney> ANGELS CRY AND SHAKE THEIR HEADS IN SHAME
<Lunk> CHOCOLATE RAIN
<Andi-Disney> LIEFTS THE ARK OF PARADISE IN SIN
<Andi-Disney> LIFTS THE ARK OF PARADISE IN SIN
<Lunk> CHOCOLATE RAIN
<Andi-Disney> WHICH PART DO YOU THINK YOU'RE LIVING IN?
<Lunk> CHOCOLATE RAIN
<Andi-Disney> MORE THAN MARCHING, MORE THAN PASSING LAW
<Lunk> CHOCOLATE RAIN

****ing....epic... (But we didn't do it as good as Capn did...)

<Zeldafan1> <@Asci> zf1 is retarded when it comes to sex.--> well, i've made out plenty of girls, but sex is like taking it a steph further.


Whee.

<Lly> do zombies dream of undead sheep?

<Liah> How the hell does Cody have an evil twin when he's already an evil prick?

>':

Originally Posted by Cody

<Liah> How the hell does Cody have an evil twin when he's already an evil prick?

>':

*LAUghs*
Dammit! gaaack! tea is nOT supposed to go up the nose
*is laughing*

pLATinum, Lilo xDDDDD!

*makes note to never read and drink ANything at the same time anymore* xD

hi, i heard you had a baby. congratulations.

thanks, it was delicious.

<SilverNote> one thing I didnt like bout TP..
<SilverNote> The windsock hat :O
<&eric> ONE THING I DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOU
<SilverNote> I talk to much?
<%Lindsey> windsock hat? what?
<SilverNote> yeah.. I get that one alot
<SilverNote> yeah..
<SilverNote> the hats too like..
<SilverNote> windsock-ish
<%Lindsey> it always has been o.O
<SilverNote> it should blow off all the time -.-
<SilverNote> not as bad on OoT or MAjoras Mask
<SilverNote> #...
<SilverNote> <MM
<SilverNote> lol
<%Lindsey> thats because of limitations
<SilverNote> yeah
<SilverNote> Shpose
<%Lindsey> use thy imagination
<%Lindsey> or borrow erics
<SilverNote> Shpose
<SilverNote> oh well..
<SilverNote> im gonna go be me
* SilverNote (~Unregiste@gnug-BF85EE3B.ipt.aol.com) Quit (Quit: Zelda Universe Chat)
* Lindsey sets mode: -t
* ChanServ sets mode: +t
* Lindsey sets mode: -t
* ChanServ sets mode: +t
<%Lindsey> **** you chanserv
<Lunk> do it again
<Lunk> :3

:3 IT WAS FUNNY

[16:46] <Unregistered> I thought that we weren't allowed to have vulgarity in the titles since they show up on the forums, now.
[16:47] <Unregistered> helloooo?
[16:47] <Stephiroth> NO.
[16:48] <Unregistered> YES!
[16:48] <Stephiroth> well if you really want <3
[16:48] <Unregistered> *stabs*
[16:48] <Stephiroth> *penises*
[16:48] <Unregistered> hmph..
[16:48] *** Unregistered is now known as Lars
[16:48] <Lars> that's better
[16:49] <Lars> >=)
[16:50] <Stephiroth> >_>
[16:50] <Tyler> LARS
[16:50] <Tyler> LARS
[16:50] <Asci> Lars HI
[16:50] *** Lars is now known as AnakiN-
[16:50] <AnakiN-> hi Ascius
[16:50] <AnakiN-> Mary Tyler Moore
[16:50] <Tyler> THE EX-EX - SITE WEBMASTER
[16:51] <AnakiN-> phear m33
[16:51] <Mattsy> hi lars lars hi
[16:52] <AnakiN-> actually...
[16:52] <AnakiN-> :0D
[16:52] *** AnakiN- is now known as BBD
[16:52] <BBD> tadaaaa
[16:52] <BBD> sorry to disappoint :0)
[16:53] <Mattsy> damn you
[16:54] <BBD> heeheeee
[16:54] *** UB2R-B0T has quit (Client exited)
[16:54] <Mattsy> though I knew you weren't Lars
[16:54] <Stephiroth> I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE
[16:54] <Mattsy> I knew it as soon as you entered
[16:54] *** UB2R-B0T has joined #zelda
[16:54] *** ChanServ sets mode +o on UB2R-B0T
[16:55] <BBD> moahahahaaa
[16:55] <BBD> CHOaaaS!!
[16:55] <BBD> .er.
[16:55] <BBD> chaos
[16:55] <BBD> ahem
[16:55] <BBD> dur.hi guys
[16:55] <Stephiroth> I believe in nothing!
[16:55] *** BBD is now known as Remus
[16:55] -NickServ- This nickname is registered and protected. If it is your nickname, type /msg NickServ IDENTIFY password. Otherwise, please choose a different nickname.
[16:55] <Mattsy> believe in this!
[16:55] *** Mattsy is now known as Lars
[16:55] <Remus> :0o
[16:55] <Stephiroth> my original guess. o.O
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[16:55] <Stephiroth> WEIRD HOSTMASK
[16:55] <Remus> heeheeeee!
[16:56] <Remus> *thwacks with skateboard*
[16:56] *** Remus is now known as darktachyon
[16:56] -NickServ- This nickname is registered and protected. If it is your nickname, type /msg NickServ IDENTIFY password. Otherwise, please choose a different nickname.
[16:56] <darktachyon> actually, it's me
[16:56] <Lars> Lars isn't registered o_O
[16:56] <darktachyon> o-o
[16:56] * Stephiroth goes back to oing something else.
[16:56] *** Lars is now known as Kitsune
[16:56] <Stephiroth> doing*
[16:56] <darktachyon> or wait....
[16:56] <darktachyon> no I'm not dt...
[16:56] <darktachyon> I'm...
[16:56] <darktachyon> ASIA!
[16:56] *** darktachyon is now known as A_Q
[16:56] -NickServ- This nickname is registered and protected. If it is your nickname, type /msg NickServ IDENTIFY password. Otherwise, please choose a different nickname.
[16:56] <A_Q> ^___^
[16:56] <Stephiroth> change it once more an I'll kick you :<
[16:56] <Stephiroth> D:<*
[16:57] <A_Q> sowwie..
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[16:57] <Stephiroth> in the face.
[16:57] <A_Q> o-o
[16:57] <Kitsune> No you're not
[16:57] <Kitsune> YOU'RE STEVEN
[16:57] <A_Q> @_@
[16:57] <Kitsune> I know you!
[16:57] <Tyler> ASIA
[16:57] <A_Q> TYLERBOY!!! ^_______^
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[16:57] <Kitsune> that's Steven
[16:57] <Kitsune> I know it
[16:57] *** A_Q is now known as gunmetal
[16:57] <gunmetal> you got me :0(
[16:57] *** UB2R-B0T has joined #zelda
[16:57] <gunmetal> no more changes
[16:57] *** ChanServ sets mode +o on UB2R-B0T
[16:58] <Kitsune> steven m'boy
[16:58] <gunmetal> :0( *BBD face*
[16:58] * Stephiroth might stab.
[16:58] <gunmetal> no stabyy mee
[16:58] <Stephiroth> oh well. entertainment for awhile <3 or something
[16:58] * Kitsune stabs steven
[16:59] <Stephiroth> I don't have to. kitsunnay does the dirty work for me.
[16:59] * Kitsune is dirtaaaaay yeah
[16:59] <gunmetal> -_-
[17:00] <Stephiroth> SWIMSUIT SHOPPING.
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[17:01] <Kitsune> you don't have to rich

(THEY DIDN'T EVEN Seeeee meeee COMIiiiin')

<Wolfen> .___________.
<Wolfen> /\
<Wolfen> ||
<Wolfen> ||
<Wolfen> piointy
<Forseti> hello all
<Wolfen> its a pencil
<Tyler> no
<Tyler> it's a penis
<Wolfen> i was trying to make it less dirty
<Forseti> it's a penis going into a mouth
<Tyler> lol

Originally Posted by Big Bro Davidia

[16:46]

(lots of talky and identity pranks)

(THEY DIDN'T EVEN Seeeee meeee COMIiiiin')

Missed me by 90 minutes.

+F3> haha I just noticed the topic shows up on the forum index
<+F3> you guys managed to get the word f!$% on ZU
<Unregistered> im gonna tell my mom

(figured not very funny was better than nothing :/)