#zelda IRC Quotes - <GDwarf> Welcome to #Zelda

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<+EA> BLOW BLOW BLOW
<Deidara> yum

<Jodd> <blarginstein> as soon as alex shows up i get horny
<Huzz> Alright, sweetie pie :3
<blarginstein> EVERY ****ING TIME

<Peefy> Let's make a comprehensive list of stuff that is totally sweet:
<Peefy> Skateboards
<Peefy> Surf boards
<Peefy> Boomblasters
<Peefy> Gangs
<Peefy> Hoodies
<Peefy> Tattoos
<Peefy> Piercing
<Peefy> Huge breasts
<Peefy> Facial hair
<Peefy> Punching people
<Peefy> Stealing
<Peefy> Cheat at exams
<Peefy> Insult random people on the street
<Peefy> Drive around really fast in cars
<Peefy> Cars that drive fast
<Peefy> Pee on other people's property during the night
<Peefy> Writing swearwords and nazi symbols on walls and bathrooms
<Peefy> Ghost riding the whip
<Peefy> Motorcycles (Specifically Harley Davidson)
<Peefy> Partying in other countries
<Peefy> Weed
<Peefy> Amsterdam
<Peefy> Boners
<Peefy> Ok, I think this is a sufficient list, now to introduce them all to my life

<Hazz> hey Moiph
<Hazz> Does the bot have stats that we can whore? :O
<moiph> .stats
<UB2R-B0T> You must be level 5 to use this command. You are level 1.
<Hazz> wah
<Eve> we need Huzzy
<Eve> he's probably level 5.
<moiph> damn it
<moiph> .update
<UB2R-B0T> You must private message the bot to use ~update.
<moiph> yes well i did you ass face
<Eve> ha ha ha
<Eve> moiph's arguing with the bot.

[17:29] <drakano> hello?
[17:30] <+Hazz> hi
[17:30] <drakano> hi
[17:30] <+Dom> You
[17:30] <drakano> me?
[17:30] <+Dom> Your name is famillier
[17:30] <drakano>
[17:30] <drakano> what sites u use?
[17:30] <%yami> who are you
[17:31] <drakano> im jebus 2
[17:31] <%yami> wow!
[17:31] <%yami> small world!
[17:31] <%yami> my name is jebus!
[17:31] <drakano> yup
[17:31] <+Dom> shi*, you are?!
[17:31] <drakano> im teh mesire
[17:31] <+Dom> So am I!
[17:31] <drakano> hell yes
[17:31] <drakano> wow
[17:31] <drakano> we have so much in common
[17:32] <+Hazz> you're gay too?
[17:32] <+Dom> What is the likelyhood? of us three, meeting in the same irc room?
[17:32] <drakano> not yet
[17:32] <drakano> yup
[17:32] <%{sadida}> bowchickabowwow
[17:32] <drakano> quite

In today's quote, I bow down to peer pressure, and find out something about Lunk that I really didn't want to know...

[17:27:32] <Biiaru> ... so i'm posting in that "what do you think the name of the next zelda game is" topic
[17:27:50] <Biiaru> and i'm trying to make up names, and i'm looking at what their acronyms would be afterwards
[17:27:54] <Biiaru> and this one i really liked
[17:28:01] <Biiaru> its acronym is TIT
[17:28:03] <Biiaru> :(
[17:28:07] <Lunk> DO IT
[17:28:09] <Lunk> :D
[17:28:12] <Forseti> DO IT
[17:28:13] <+Nick> :D :D
[17:28:15] <Biiaru> i don't want to
[17:28:19] <Biiaru> nintendo would never really do that
[17:28:24] <Forseti> DO IT
[17:28:28] <Lunk> Yes they would
[17:28:32] <Biiaru> fine fine fine
[17:28:39] <Lunk> They would do it because they are TIT'S :D
[17:28:49] <Lunk> And all men love TIT
[17:28:50] <Forseti> That would be awesome if they actually maade it
[17:28:55] <Lunk> Because women have TITS
[17:29:02] <Forseti> Too true
[17:29:14] <&eric> ... what?
[17:29:18] <Lunk> Hi eric
[17:29:19] <&eric> that's not true.
[17:29:28] <Lunk> You won't be interested in the convo
[17:29:30] <Forseti> which part?
[17:29:31] <Lunk> You are no man
[17:29:33] <Lunk> You are eric
[17:29:39] <Forseti> hey I'm eric too
[17:29:42] <&eric> uh.
[17:29:43] <Lunk> SHHHH
[17:29:44] <&eric> okay then.
[17:29:56] <Forseti> leave the army of eric's alone
[17:30:04] <Lunk> I'm metrosexual
[17:30:05] <&eric> I'm just saying, I'm sure not all women have breasts and I'm sure not all men everywhere love them.
[17:30:09] <Lunk> I choose what sex I like
[17:30:16] <Lunk> And today, I like women
[17:30:22] <Lunk> Who knows about tomorrow ;D

This probably wasn't really all that funny, was it?

* Peefy (~Peefyn@DEEA9530.CA55E47.723A7E90.IP) has joined #zelda
<Peefy> ddddd
<Peefy> Homework sucks
<Peefy> Parents sucks
<Peefy> ANARCHY
<Peefy> I hate the other team
<Peefy> I love goals
<Lunk> Yo Peefy Mah Home boy!
<Peefy> Bikes are the best!
<Lunk> How's da hood doin'?
<Peefy> Man, I could listen to this NIRVANA album all day.
<Peefy> I'm fighting the machine, Lunk.
<Lunk> Yeah!
<Lunk> Fight the power!
<Peefy> This adultdominant society of ours is crumbling
<Peefy> We're the new generation
<Peefy> Generation X
<Lunk> Generation Peefy
<Lunk> X
<Lunk> Generation Peefx
* Peefy raises the roof
* Lunk helps
* Dom puts up a few pillars
* Peefy scratches head under construction helmet
<Peefy> Looking good, boys
<Peefy> Just a little more now
<Lunk> Ok sir
<Peefy> The plans require that we make this buil- ****
<Peefy> whatever
<Peefy> Let's run this **** TO THE GROUND
* Lunk runs the **** to the ground
* Dom digs some holes
* Lunk plays loud and annoying rap music to make the neighbors mad
* Peefy scratches chest under Che Guevara t-shirt
<Peefy> Looking good, bros
<Peefy> Just a lil mo of that ****
<Lunk> Oh yeh peefx
<Lunk> Got yo gat holmes?
<Peefy> Far out
<Peefy> "Most outstanding Rufus!" - Bill and Ted, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
* Lunk starts shooting random peds while passing the loot to dom and passes a shotgun to peefx
<Peefy> onceya on da street you learn one thang fo sho. don't getcha prints on anoddar mans piece - especially not ya bro
<Lunk> yeh cuz if deh fin' yo printz, yeh be ****izzled ya know whut im sayin'?
<Peefy> No, could you elaborate on that, please?
<Peefy> Particulary the latter part.
<Lunk> I said if the local police force finds your finger prints on the money you stole, you are in serious trouble, and may go and do hard time
<Peefy> I'm especially referring to '****izzled' which is not a part of my broad vocabulary.
<Peefy> How do you 'do' a time?
<Peefy> You're speaking gibberish, son.
<Peefy> fff
<Lunk> They find a way old man
<Lunk> They find a way...
<Peefy> I should invest money in something. I won't but I should.
<Peefy> Norwegian stock is really cheap at the moment I think.
<Lunk> Lets get you back home, you need some sleep

I now present to you

The Peefx Generation

<Erik> What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
<Asci> finding half a worm ;-;
<Erik> The holocaust.
<Asci> aw :<

<+Cody> geographists don't teach you where asci's sister is

<geck> I haven't killed anyone in awhile
<geck> that felt good

<+Nen> 14:43 < Tiroth> Forseti: What for? Like anyone is gonna barge in on a dragon unannounced. <- because people make appointments with dragons?
<+Nen> "Hello, this is the Dragon's Center for Communication. If you would like to book an appointment with a local dragon, press 1."

<Lunk> If I had a webcam, I would put it in my pants
<Lunk> And record
<Lunk> Then send the video to Bill Gates
<Lunk> And the message will be "You lost these when you left microsoft"

YES I AM QUOTING MYSELF YOU MAY LAUGH NOW

<Kefka> I’m so sure of it that I’ll eat an entire cock

He did, too.

Lunk...that was the worst quote ever.

Originally Posted by Kazan

Lunk...that was the worst quote ever.

Oh yes, I know, that's why I posted it!

I mean that's as bad as the stuff EA used to quote back in like 04-05 (no offense EA).

<Liah> I am very serious, Jason, thank you very much
<Liah> I'm not even laughing right now
<yami> liah likes cowboys.
<Liah> LOL

[22:17] <oipunx> PROFANITY
[22:17] <%{sadida}> profanity?
[22:17] <%{sadida}> where?
[22:18] <oipunx> no
[22:18] <Strongit> $%^&^%$
[22:18] <oipunx> alabama
[22:18] <oipunx> wait not that band
[22:18] <oipunx> haha thats where the profanity is
[22:18] <%{sadida}> oh, profanity is a band?
[22:18] <%{sadida}> beh.
[22:18] <oipunx> but Choking Victim
[22:18] <oipunx> no, CHOKING VICTIM
[22:18] <oipunx> man i suck at describing stuff wen im high
[22:18] <Strongit> huh
[22:18] <%{sadida}> lesson: do not #zelda while high.
[22:19] <%{sadida}>
[22:19] <oipunx> i dont number zelda man

[00:08] <Andi-> :O IM DEEP LIKE THE CUTS I MADE IN MY WRIST TODAY :O
[00:08] <Andi-> SO DEEP, SO HARDCORE :O

Fun with Geck's new MegaGeck self-learning bot:

<Asci> MegaGeck: Future enjoys being with children.
<MegaGeck> Asci: I don't know enough to answer you yet!
<Asci> MegaGeck: who is Future
<MegaGeck> Asci: Future enjoys being with children.
<Future> ASCI WHAT
<Future> I love my nephew if that's what you mean
<Asci> :3
* Asci has victory!
<Jason> Megageck: Asci enjoys being with Future.
<geck> roflmao
<MegaGeck> Jason: Future enjoys being with future.
<geck> hahahaha
<Jason> MegaGeck: Who is asci?
<MegaGeck> Jason: Asci enjoys being with children.
<Jason> XDDD
<Asci> WHAT
* Jason WINS
<Asci> ;-;
* geck high-fives jason
* Jason high-fives back