My clocks have melted away.

Alright, so I apparently won this best custom rank thingie around 4 years ago.

Problem is, my memory is pretty terrible and I have absolutely no idea what that particular rank was or even what I was doing at the time. I couldn't post this in the awards forum, so somebody should tell me what this rank was or at least how I can find out.

Also, if you don't want to talk about that, you can at least answer this question:

Who would win in a fight? Jet Li, or Popeye?

Darth Vader.

Also, browsing the Awards Archive indicates that it's a Monty Python quote from The Holy Grail, possibly pertaining to shurbbery. Interestingly, nobody actually quoted it. Nice of them.

*is laughing*

I'll go have a wee looksee for you
EDIT - dang, how silly is that? erica - in all the nominations, voting AND results threads it's not there?
EDIT 2 - nope. Not there >_> how can people be so illogical as to not quote it? *is dying of curiosity also now* :<

talking of the award thingies being tacked on to the profiles -- why is it that the only award that has a wee image thingy is the "Most Mature"? are the others supposed to have them too?

And - Alice in Wonderland would win!
(there, now I;ve gone and offended Mad Hatter ;p )

Jet Li

Was it: "ZU has at least 2 Monty Python fans"? *winks at Asia*

As for why Most Mature has an award, I have no clue.

I've won Most Perverted for two years straight (AND I SHOULD BE IN THE EFFING HALL OF FAME BUT BY GEORGE I'M NAWT).

Also, Jet-Li.

Spinage will always win.

Chuck Norris Vs King Leonidus...wow...

I've never won anything like that but oh well.

Anyone can kick Popeye's ass normally. But on the other hand, if Popeye's hopped up on spinach, he literally cannot lose.

In conclusion, I say MacGuyver, because he has a mullet.

Jet Lee would so kick @$$

Originally Posted by Alissa

I've won Most Perverted for two years straight (AND I SHOULD BE IN THE EFFING HALL OF FAME BUT BY GEORGE I'M NAWT).

Also, Jet-Li.

That's cause I'm in it ;]
Maybe this year darling (probably).

Popeye. He eats his spinach.

*empties a bucket of eels on Comrade* xD
You have .. the shinigami eyes!


Also..


*clears her throat*


Ok guys, I think we've had enough joking around.

We all know it's a tie between Betty Boop and Stewie

(I never liked Popeye. very overrated =X )

Popeye would win.

Think about it: if he is always eating all that spinach, wouldn't he have this horrid spinach breath that causes people to pass out as well?

Popeye. See kids? THIS is why you should eat your ****ing spinach! He can even beat Juggie! (OH, the language for some viewers)
YouTube - Popeye vs The JUGGERNAUT *****

Originally Posted by Alissa

I've won Most Perverted for two years straight (AND I SHOULD BE IN THE EFFING HALL OF FAME BUT BY GEORGE I'M NAWT).

Are you supposed to be proud of that?

Considering I've only been active on these forums for about 4 months now, I couldn't tell you, Kedsy.

Also, popeye.

Oooh, a surrealist thread, how spantacular!

Obviously if Popeye is involved, so is Wimpy, the ever hamburger-loving fat man in a bowler hat. He would gladly pay Jet Li for a egg timer today, to unfold his plan of Pluto domination. However, Bluto lives on Pluto and has an Atomic Clock, thus causing a temporal rift. The squirrells all get sucked into the rift and travel through the ages leaping from person to person, having to perform Ziggys will before they could leap to the next mountain goat. This is where that hoagie I mentioned earlier comes in: IT DOESN'T. At this point I ran out of cheese and was force to substitute with an awful elbow sauce. But more importantly, it never happened. In conclusion, only Marin is the right one for Link. After all, she was his dream girl.

SPAMADAPOLUS!