The Dark Side

Join the dark side We will conquer the earth Take over the world! And... You get free cookies Pleease! (And sorry if this thread is for no reason or it's annoying) P.S. DON'T Join is you just want cookies Or... Just post the reason that you wanted to join. Thanks!

I'll never fall to the Dark Side. I am a Jedi, like my father before me. Plus, Jedi don't like cookies. Help the light side, and you'll get FREE CAKE AND BROWNIES!

You can also still join if you just want the free food. All you have to do is remember these codes of the Jedi order:

Fear leads to anger.
Anger leads to hate.
Hate leads to suffering.

There is no emotion; there is peace.
There is no ignorance; there is knowledge.
There is no passion; there is serenity.
There is no death; there is the Force.

Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
Jedi use their powers to defend and protect, never to attack others.
Jedi respect all life, in any form.
Jedi serve others rather than ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.

Now LinkLover, I don't want to kill you, I just want to tell you that the Dark Side sucks.

Light, dark, what is it but an arbitrary, subjective concept based entirely on the amount of photons slapping against the balls of jelly we call our eyes? Join no side at all, but bask in ambiguity.

Meh... bah thanks. The Dark Side is just... dark. You live an outcast your whole life, fearing da coppas.

Originally Posted by Mohammad Titanium

I'll never fall to the Dark Side. I am a Jedi, like my father before me. Plus, Jedi don't like cookies. Help the light side, and you'll get FREE CAKE AND BROWNIES!

You can also still join if you just want the free food. All you have to do is remember these codes of the Jedi order:

Fear leads to anger.
Anger leads to hate.
Hate leads to suffering.

There is no emotion; there is peace.
There is no ignorance; there is knowledge.
There is no passion; there is serenity.
There is no death; there is the Force.

Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
Jedi use their powers to defend and protect, never to attack others.
Jedi respect all life, in any form.
Jedi serve others rather than ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.

Now LinkLover, I don't want to kill you, I just want to tell you that the Dark Side sucks.

Jedi fool, the way of the Sith is the way to live.

Peace is a lie. There is only Passion.
Through passion, I gain Strength.
Through strength, I gain Power.
Through power, I gain Victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.

*takes out blood-red lightsaber*

On that note...