The Best Page in the Universe

I included this in one of my posts in the "popular things you hate" thread, but i'm sure not too many people saw it, what with all the rapid-fire flaming, besides- this is funny. check it out!
The Best Page In The Universe.

I laughed just from the headline

If you disagree, you are wrong.

If this hat were any older, it'd be the one they put on King Tut's head when they laid him to rest.

lol, the sony bull**** article was quite funny. thanks for the lol

This makes you look pregnant:



I lol'd. I really did. Hahaha.

It's this kind of sarcastic dry humor that i love but my parents hate.

That is so great. xD

I loved this part:

Man, I love Ben Stiller. I can't get enough of him. Someone needs to invent a way to liquify him so he can be injected directly into my veins in super-saturated form, because his monopoly on comedy isn't enough.

So true.
<3

Maddox is an Internet legend. I'm kinda surprised there are people here reacting as though they've never seen this before.

I personally find his humor inconsistent. He seems to jump back and forth between genuinely awesome, witty social commentary and pissy, idiotic ranting. But I still have to give him credit; when he brings his A-game to the table it's pure gold. The "9 things I learned from stock photo models" thing is a work of genius.

Originally Posted by Homarid

Maddox is an Internet legend. I'm kinda surprised there are people here reacting as though they've never seen this before.

It's because everyone on this forum is a sheltered five-year-old.

Originally Posted by sea

It's because everyone on this forum is a sheltered five-year-old.

TAKE IT BACK OR I'LL REPORT YOU TO A MOD!

Originally Posted by sea

It's because everyone on this forum is a sheltered five-year-old.

That's perfect then. It's best to start 'em when they're young.

I've seen the self-entitled "best page in the universe" before.

For every animal you don't eat, I'll eat three. Yeah, that's a good philosophy right there.

Originally Posted by William Zelda4ever

This makes you look pregnant:



I lol'd. I really did. Hahaha.

I used to wear shirts like that, and everybody asked me if I was pregnant.

I'd say its the worst page in the universe.

Oh yes, I remember this page from a while back. My dear crude friend showed it to me back in high school. Oh some of those things still make me laugh. Nice find, Margar, it brings back some good memories!

Originally Posted by Monty Burns

TAKE IT BACK OR I'LL REPORT YOU TO A MOD!

Bahahaha, Best thing I've read all day. Silly Monty, though I'm going to assume that you're joking because I don't think my brain could handle anything else from you.

i figured a lot of people on here would have seen it before, but i just can't keep something so amusing to myself, i had to share

Michael Savage > Maddox

That page is classic! I literally LoL'd so many times that people in the other room were probably wondering what I was doing.

I completely agree with his statement that red lipstick on women makes them look like clowns. Which reminds me of another gripe I have: red toenail polish. It makes girls' toes look like they're bleeding. Kinduva turn-off.

This is about as regular as somebody finding out about Homestarrunner.

The site is not bad though.