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Old 11-01-2007, 03:46 PM
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Worst Physical Thing?

What do you guys think is the possible worst physical thing that could possibly happen to you, I say physically so you don't say the obvious "Your whole family and all of your friends dying in front of you and you can't do anything about it"
I'll only say mine if I get some posts just so they know I've thought of the worst....unless we have some people here which can think of worse things...I don't think you can though!
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Old 11-01-2007, 03:51 PM
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Re: Worst Physical Thing?

To be born blind, deaf, dumb and paralysed.
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Old 11-01-2007, 03:54 PM
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Re: Worst Physical Thing?

To be tortured, then blind, deaf, ect., and be drowned and unable to hold your breath because some guys are tickling you.
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Old 11-01-2007, 03:55 PM
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Re: Worst Physical Thing?

As in pain? I would say biting down on a sidewalk curb and having someone stomp down on your head. If there was enough force your teeth would be in your brain and you'd be dead or dieing. If there wasn't enough force then you'd be in extreme pain.

And I disagree with Kitsune. I think it would be worse to be born perfectly fine and then, after you have a taste of a slice of life go blind, deaf, dumb and paralyzed. Then you would know what you were missing out on.
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Old 11-01-2007, 04:03 PM
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Re: Worst Physical Thing?

Probably some sort of mechanized device that simply sends the maximum alloted pain-activating neurotransmitter (a simplified view but you get my drift) to every nerve cell in your body.

Nothing could be more physically painful than that.

As far as emotional pain goes, whole 'nother ball game.
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Old 11-01-2007, 04:05 PM
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Re: Worst Physical Thing?

How about water torture forever?
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Old 11-01-2007, 04:12 PM
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As in pain? I would say biting down on a sidewalk curb and having someone stomp down on your head. If there was enough force your teeth would be in your brain and you'd be dead or dieing. If there wasn't enough force then you'd be in extreme pain.

And I disagree with Kitsune. I think it would be worse to be born perfectly fine and then, after you have a taste of a slice of life go blind, deaf, dumb and paralyzed. Then you would know what you were missing out on.
I knew this would come, yet I couldn't be bothered to edit my previous post.

What if you had lived like that for ten years, then?
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Old 11-01-2007, 04:20 PM
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Re: Worst Physical Thing?

It's pretty gruesome, but have fun reading it:

NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
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To have my nads cut off and my eyes gouged out then having my balls wedged into my eye sockets and my eyeballs squeezed into my scrotum.


I should make the next Saw!
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Old 11-01-2007, 04:25 PM
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Re: Worst Physical Thing?

Wasn't that from Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny?
"I'm going to rip off your balls, and put the in your eye sockets, then rip off your eyes, and put them in your balls"
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Old 11-01-2007, 04:39 PM
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Re: Worst Physical Thing?

My eye balls to be torn out and then somebody urinate inside of the open holes.

But on the brighter side, I rather be born Blind then Deaf.
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Old 11-01-2007, 04:46 PM
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Re: Worst Physical Thing?

Another little speel not for the faint of heart:

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To have my stomach cut open, my intestines ripped out (not detatched), then to be dragged across the desert by them, then hung off a cliff by my balls while buzzards pecked me until I died of dehydration. Then being brought back to repeat the process.


I can get pretty creative when it comes to terrible things.
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Old 11-01-2007, 04:53 PM
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Re: Worst Physical Thing?

i would hate to live forever but suffer with really bad pain. the worst pain ever. talk about ouch.
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Old 11-01-2007, 05:07 PM
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Re: Worst Physical Thing?

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Another little speel not for the faint of heart:

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To have my stomach cut open, my intestines ripped out (not detatched), then to be dragged across the desert by them, then hung off a cliff by my balls while buzzards pecked me until I died of dehydration. Then being brought back to repeat the process.


I can get pretty creative when it comes to terrible things.
Read Prometheus Bound/Unbound much?
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Old 11-01-2007, 05:51 PM
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Re: Worst Physical Thing?

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Another little speel not for the faint of heart:

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To have my stomach cut open, my intestines ripped out (not detatched), then to be dragged across the desert by them, then hung off a cliff by my balls while buzzards pecked me until I died of dehydration. Then being brought back to repeat the process.


I can get pretty creative when it comes to terrible things.
LOL that was pretty creative
To be burnt alive.
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Old 11-01-2007, 07:33 PM
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Wasn't that from Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny?
"I'm going to rip off your balls, and put the in your eye sockets, then rip off your eyes, and put them in your balls"
I WISH I saw that movie!

No, that was original.

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^ (That was uncalled for. =0P)

My eye balls to be torn out and then somebody urinate inside of the open holes.

But on the brighter side, I rather be born Blind then Deaf.
I loved that South Park!

"But we GOTS to have AIDS to pee in her empty eye socket!"

lol.

I have a new one:

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Have your stomach cut out (and entrails hanging) and then salted. After that, your entrails are beaten with a stick (none of this killing you). Then, you are hung by your entrails until they come out of your body, and you die of blood loss after that.


Actually, they say that the worst pain ever is drowning (I dunno how the hell scientists proved that...)
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Old 11-01-2007, 11:48 PM
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Re: Worst Physical Thing?

I say having [insert body part here] ripped off with pliers. The list includes your tounge, finger nails, pubic hair, naval (for outties), and anything you can imagine.


.... or having a hammer wedged up your ***. *shudders*
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