ZU Beard-off entries. You're all going down!

Inspired by various things, I have deemed it necessary to determine who here on ZU has, or has had, the greatest beard of them all. During this initial phase, post up to 3 pictures of yourself showing off your face. There is no nominating of other people. I'll keep this thread open until I feel like moving on. At least a week. When that time comes, I shall create a poll, where you will all vote.

I will start it off!




(Note the Zelda poster in the background. And the bat. Oh yeah.)

Arggg!

You dissappeared for ages l-o-s and you, all of sudden, demand respect because your lazy and can't be bothered shaving?!
gtfo ;]

Umm, I guess girls can't enter right? Because I know this woman, but I only see her like once a year. She's in this sort of colourful museum, along side migets and disgruntled elephants... if only I knew the name of this place.

Bah. I shaved on Friday, so my scruff is not up to par. I don't ever really grow a beard per say, but I get scruff of transient-like proportions before I trim it down. It should be pretty good by Friday, so I may post then.

I'm going to quit shaving this week, although I believe it will not be enough to match the beardyness of l-o-s!

We so needed some kind of warning in advance! =p

All I have is peach fuzz.

I can't wait to see the entries, though.

If I let my beard grow, can I enter too?

Bah, I'll have to keep an eye on this. This is absolutely fascinating. :3

Hmmm...I have a beard but unfortunately just trimmed it. Back when it was all thick and regal a few days ago, I think I would've been inclined to enter this contest!

Originally Posted by Gerudo

AHH.. too bad I shaved my ring-beard off two weeks ago, otherwise I'd have win this contest with relative ease!

I am dissapointed, Gerudo. A mod like yourself is supposed to have a discerning eye for detail. I am aware of this disconcerting practice known as shaving off your beards, and I anticipated it's foul influence with... this!

...who here on ZU has, or has had, the greatest beard of them all.

Hahah! Take that, shavers! If you recently shaved, but still have pictures, you can post them.

Oh, and I have not specifically disqualified women, Samus. If there are any around who really want to enter themselves, they're welcome to it

Thing is, I neglected to take any pics while I had my beard that way. Now, 'tis much shorter for the next several weeks.

Damn. I guess in your case, personal grooming wins out. Alas.

Still, I'll do some rummaging through my pics and see what I can find.

Originally Posted by Rew

Still, I'll do some rummaging through my pics and see what I can find.

And by 'find' he means 'photoshop' ;]

^ *laughs*!
(don't give 'em away already!)

l-o-s is such a cheat. He's probably been cultivating his beard for a couple of months now :p

This is going to be a good one to watch xD
*runs off to get some popcorn*

Well yeah. What else would I have been doing in my long absence?

Originally Posted by lord-of-shadow

Well yeah. What else would I have been doing in my long absence?

Theorizing, obviously. Wouldn't you?

Well, either way, I'm letting mine 'grow' as well, haha. Simply give me another few years and I'll beat you all to it.

Plus I look like a girl when I don't have a beard, what with the long hair and all. Prior to the advent of my beardiness, I was having little girls come up and ask their mothers if I was a boy or a girl.

So I grew a proud declaration of my manliness! No more do little girls wonder as to my gender, for it is proudly displayed on my face, a banner of pride and dignity! Or something like that. I also kinda resemble bigfoot, but that's beside the point.

Frankly I don't think that style of beard looks good on you. Maybe a goatee would be better.

The only time I'd really grow a full beard again (I had one when I was like 15-16, and it was disgusting due to my age and weight at the time) is if I shaved my head, which I'm doing a lovely job of delaying.

Nah, they aren't very flattering pictures

I usually keep it a lot better groomed, actually. I keep it shaved pretty close to my face, and I usually have everything except the thin sideburns and area round my mouth clean-shaven, so the beard is more distinct. I also have a fuller mustache. But I don't have any good recent pictures, so I use these.

Besides, Sea, my girlfriend likes it. She pretty much has the final say

And I'm dissapointed in you, ZU. I know most of the members don't have much in the way of beards, but I expected someone in such a large community could give me some competition. Sheesh

I don't have a beard yet, but when I'm past the "Puberty 'stache and sideburns" stage, I'll let you guys know.

Beards are bad-ass.

Originally Posted by lord-of-shadow

Well yeah. What else would I have been doing in my long absence?

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. <_<

Besides, Sea, my girlfriend likes it. She pretty much has the final say

Which pretty much makes you the woman in the relationship.

Haha, kidding perhaps.