Stupid things you thought when you were a child

I used to think that if you saw someone naked you could get AIDS. lol...ahem. Um... 500th post.

That sex was a lie, instead, babies magically come out of the tummy of a girl. I mean, obviously vaginas are complete myths.

Santa was real and was friends with the other holiday characters.

And beer was made out of straight cowsh-t.

Originally Posted by Hyperbadox

if you saw someone naked you could get AIDS.

I've given a few people AIDS in that manner.

When I was a kid I used the think Pluto was a planet. Man was I an idiot.

But it WAS classified as a planet then, only recently they discovered it was a dwarf planet. That's not stupid.

Originally Posted by Durza

But it WAS classified as a planet then, only recently they discovered it was a dwarf planet. That's not stupid.

It was a joke man come on now. haha.

I thought that strangers were big, silver, armored dudes with maces.
Man, am I weird.

I thought that santa stood for
S-super
A- annoying
N- naughty
T-thing
a-atrisiously


....and I don't even know what the means.

When I was young, I thought South Park was funny!

BURN!

I thought Barney the dinosaur lived in a yellow house near me

I remember another one: I thought you sent mail by sticking it in your mailbox. It'd then be teleported to whoever you wanted to send it to.

I tried sending a letter to Steve from Blue's Clues this way.

Originally Posted by SchattenReïter

I thought that the clouds moving in the sky was because of the earth spinning

I used to think that the white spots on a Killer Whales head were its eyes. I only found out a few years ago that they weren't. D:

Same here, I also misinterpreted Lying as Lion, of course I was 6 years old.

I've thought for the longest time the G -spot was a myth....ahhh nevermind it still is.

I used to think that at earth was sorrunden with walls, like a cube. the walls was full of big nails. stupid huh?

that I was perfect then I realized later on nobody's perfect.

When I was a kid, I thought that our moon was an actual planet and not just a natural sattelite.

I used to think ATMS actually made money, instead of money just being in them.

On a similar subject, I used to think that banks photocopied money, and that's what they used for the bills in their ATMs at the entrance.

I used to think that if you ate too much of something you would become that food. My mum thought I was going through anorexia at like 6, but I was actually too scared of becoming a carrot

I also thought that those chocolate coins were actually money, I wanted more chocolate coins so I tried to pay for them with chocolate coins, which doesn't really make sense but hey, I was a child!

When I was a 4years old kid, I stared at map of the world. Seeing the flags mostly.

I though each house was a country. Mine was Guatemala, my grandpas's house was Iraq (because I though the flag was pretty) and my aunt's was Lybia (because her name was Lidia and I though the flag was odd, it's all green)

That there really was an Isla Nublar, and Jurassic Park was real.

Hehe. I thoght my grandma lived inside a postbox, since the letters we wrote to her we put in a box in front of no house. But I was very young...