Famous last words

I don't know if this has been done, but i'm trying anyway.

So the point is to post, as the title says, famous last words. Something that someone might say just before they died. It's all in the spirit of fun. There doesn't have to be a story, because the point is to make people laugh by using just a few words. I tried it at a Finnish forum and it worked like a charm, so we'll have to see how it works here. If it doesn't, well, kick me in the nuts or something

Ok, here's a few to give you an example:

"Look at this scuba gear, hand-made and cheap too!"

"What does this button do?"

"I know nudists doesn't go ice skating, but i wanna try!"

"Are you sure the power is off?"

There's a few, although i've got a lot more...Now you try...

"Hand me that screw driver... I think there's something in the electice socket"

Wow your right this is fun!

"Giving up smoking is easy...I've done it hundreds of times."

Awwwww look at the cute lion..he is so cute walking up to us!

*stares at my brother and his pregnant wife.*
I've got a gun-shot wound, and open my mouth, my voice is but a whisper...

"Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you. "

Touche.

"Its one of the deadliest snakes in the world....Lets poke it with a stick"

*doesnt put seatbelt on*
"Im just driving down the street"

" And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said he would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. "

"Why attack God? He may be as miserable as we are. "

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. "

"There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. "

"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button."

" The path of least resistance is the path of the loser."

Har, you're right. It's fun.

"Don't worry. Noone ever died fom eating pufferfish raw."

"Go away. I'm fine."

"You have big ears."

Oh, what fun...

While the joke ones are all well and good, I prefer last words that actually occurred, yet were still really interesting. Some of my favourites:

Thomas Jefferson and John Adams: The day was July 4th, 1826. The 50th anniversary of the signing of the Declaration of Independence. Jefferson was 83, suffering from illness. From his bed, he asked "This is the fourth?" Upon confirmation that it was indeed, he died. John Adams, 90, is supposed to have said "Thomas Jefferson survives....Independence forever," unknown to him that his old rival and friend had died hours earlier.

Dr. Joseph Green: While dying, he looked up at his own doctor and said "Congestion." He then took his own pulse, and said "Stopped." Sure enough, he died.

Henrik Ibsen: The great playwright had slipped into a coma. Surrounded by friends and family, his nurse told them that he seemed to be a little better. Eyes closed, Ibsen said "Tvertimord" ("On the contrary"). He died later that day, not saying another word.

Leonard Warren: An opera singer, Warren was performing La Forza del Destino by Verdi. He had just begun the aria "O Fatal Urn of My Desinty." Upong reaching the word "Fatal", he died suddenly of a heart attack.

Charles Davies: The singer was giving a performance of the song "Goodbye" at a dinner party. He ended his performance with the words [b]"I wish you all a last goodbye." He collapsed and died as the audience appluaded.

"Good thing these tickets were free, because this play su-"

Abraham Lincoln.

Richard Feynman's were: "I'd hate to die twice. It's so boring."

"Don't worry. I've done this hundreds of times!"

"A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy. "

"KAMIKAZE!!!!!!"

That is all.*bows and walks out of room*

"A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy. "

The human mind is a complex thing... Sometimes it's hard to tell if it works too much or too little.

Originally Posted by the_Predator

"Don't worry. I've done this hundreds of times!"

"Watch this son! I'll show you how to do it!"

"My, what a nice dog you have..."

"Polar bears are actually quite friendly"

"Two pills a day! Bah!"

"Hmmm, these mushrooms look edible..."

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."