Nasty stories.

So, what nasty things have you ever seen or done? Please bear in mind that anything illegal or seriously descriptive things may not be well... you know, so good to mention.

Well, one of the nastiest ones that doesn't involve work (or anything NSFW) was I went away with a good friend last year for 2 weeks. However, the icky thing happened when we got back. Upon entering the house during our return, the faintest whiff of decay was just hanging in the air, and we didn't have a clue where it was coming from. Dying for the loo, I entered the bathroom and found something nasty just sitting inside, just floating there in the water. It was a 2 week poop that didn't flush away when the last person used it, and it stank to high heaven. The smell took 2 whole days to fade as well, so whenever we went to the bathroom within that time, we couldn't get the smell to go.

Reminds me of someone on our school camp. They left an epic dump in one of the toilets. It refused to flush.

We contemplated using a stick.

In my Junior High metals class, a kid was cutting some sheet metal with one of those shearers where you step on a bar. Well, a corner of his sheet was sticking out too far, and when he stepped down on the bar, the metal cut the left side of his right knee.

It was a clean cut, and that's the only good thing about it. It was about 3 inches long and at least an inch deep. I could see the layers of skin, fat, and finally muscle. So while the teacher lay him down on a table, the rest of us just cleaned up shop and chilled in the classroom. Luckily, the teacher had experience in these things (the year before, he cut his hand open with his tape measurer). While the teacher held the cut shut with his hands, someone ran to the office, someone got him a first aid kit, and someone else ran to the lunchroom where one of the workers was an EMT. It was handled very well, and after that we were notified of the location of all the first aid kits around the place.

Pelagias, your story reminds me of something similar that happened a few years ago. I was at an aunts house, when my cousin farted in the bathroom, and though she warned us, nothing could prepare us for what was to come. I should've told her, Wait, Let me pee first, but instead I let her in, and ended up having to hold it for two hours before being able to reenter that bathroom. That piss ended up being one of the most refreshing of my life.

A second nasty moment was when I let loose a fart that lingered in the air for 15 minutes, and I spread the smell by chasing my sister around the house. In fact, a habit of mine when I was younger was to go find my sister when I farted, before the smell disappeared, and follow her around.

my cousin's house's sewage lines blew

there was poo EVERYWHERE

the stench is still spreading

they had to move out :XD

it's getting to the point that no one wants to be within 500

metres of that place

LMAO

1.) Y'know how it's hard to house-train a dog? Well, we had got two shiatsu/toy poodles, and they refused to go on the paper. But that's not the point. Anyway, we left for Edmonton and when we came back 2 days later, there was dog shit all over the room. And I mean ALL OVER. Imagine this: Take 6 weeks of diarrhea dog crap, multiply it by 2 , throw it at the fridge, walls, furniture, floor, etc. and put it in a small porch no bigger than 10' by 16'.

Upon entering, my mother rushed back out and puked.

Needless to say, we got rid of them about a month later.

2.) During handbell practice, when a few peeps were playing crapily, the rest of us were allowed to sit down for a break. As I sit down, I let out the biggest, longest and wettest sounding fart I have heard in my life. Everyone was practically choking. Then, as I stand up, I let out a worse one.