Gross out!

Well, I just came back from a short trip to my Uncle's house, and ugh, what a trip. Let me expound....

My Uncle, who is 47, chews tobacco like mad. He goes through about 12 chaws a day. Because of this he has a spitoon in his living room. While we were staying there last night, he was going through one of his chaw marathons, which is where he chews twice as much as usual. Their house has a small set of steps going int the living room, where Uncle has his chair and his spitoon.

I was walking down these steps, looking at a magazine and not paying attaention. I missed the last step and stumbled forward, spraining my ankle. My head rammed facefirst into the spitoon and knocked it over. About 3 cups of oozing pre-chewed chaw splattered over my face. <_<

Not only do I still feel dirty, but my sprain was bad enough to keep me in crutches today. Boy do I feel like crud. >_>

So what's the grossest thing that's happened to you? Have you ever bathed your face in chaw or something equally disgusting? Tell me about it so I can distract myself from my throbbing ankle. >.<

Man, that's nasty...

Chewing tobacco is not smart. He could get cancer of the mouth, and have to get his jaw amputated...not pretty.

Can't think of anything particularily gross that has happened in recent memory, at least nothing that's on par with your story.

That's gross.....

Anyways, nothing nasty really ever happened to me. The worst is probably when my little cousin pissed on my foot...that was somewhat gross....>_>

Well, I'm the oldest of five kids, so I have to change diapers every day.....I've been peed on many times and thrown up on a few. But I'm pretty used to it now. After 9 1/2 years of being a big sister (I'm twelve) you really have to get used to it.

Can't think of anything that disgusting ever happpening to me... the worst that has ever happened to me is when my dog peed on me... And eating raw oysters.. talk about a gag reflex...

Me and my cousins were playing around in a cow farm, and one of them tripped me over and I fell straight on cow poop. Ugh, the smell was nasty and I was very grossed out.

Tetra- XD!!!

I kinda ate snow outside today, but its all melting and its the really hard snow. Not the fresh, white, clean snow...^_^

Threw it up in the air and caught it in my mouth ^_^

Thats horrible Aj..I dont like smokers I am afraid..Well..I dont like them for what they do, and why they do It! I think its stupid..

Anyway..I just think standing in Dock Muck is horrible anytime anywhere...And it happens every where every summer

Sorry about your ankle red.

Hey Tetra12, I'm the oldest of 5 kids too and I'm 12! So you've been changing diapers for how long? That's terrible.

The most grossest thing... Well it technically didn't happen to me, but I consider it eww.

Anyways, one day(I was 5), my mom was changing my brother's diaper(he was... 2 months old). As she was changing him, the second she took the diaper off. Guess what happened? No he didn't pee on her. He poohed on her. I'm not trying to gross everyone out but it was like orangish - brown. Very eww. My mom was constantly asking if it was in her hair. It was funny and gross. I almost threw up. But still funny.

Originally posted by Tetra12
Well, I'm the oldest of five kids, so I have to change diapers every day.....I've been peed on many times and thrown up on a few. But I'm pretty used to it now. After 9 1/2 years of being a big sister (I'm twelve) you really have to get used to it.

im the oldest of 5 too.i became oldest 9 years ago(when my sis was born).I got to watch the kids alot .Brats Brats Brats Brats annoying little brats.i tell them to stop somthin they start another thing.now theres a worser problem.I have a twisted virtabrte in my back and im not suppose to lift anything past 5 pounds over my head and nothin is allowed to touch my back(like lets say CHILDREN) and every time i go to my moms(because i live with my grandma)the kids just juump on me .Then they bring me too the ground and beat me up. Ow so much pain T_T

well.... the grossest thing that has hapepned to me was... well i dunno if i can say it...
I went to take a shower just after my cousin did........... and when i entered the shower i steped into "something" my cousin had left there while taking the shower..... *shudders maddly* hes male... get it?

the grossest experience ive had was when i saw a dog get an erection and spoof everywhere. thats totally gross. i wont go into it you perverts. just search it up if youre so curious

The grossest thiing I remember is.... oh I know! This one time I was like 5 and I was tagging along with my 16 year old cousin. We were all going to get ice cream when we decide to take a shortcut. We all climb this wall and jump off to the other side, it was no problem for my cousins due to their height but when I jumped off I hit my knee on rocky bumpy pavement. When I look at my knee I see all this blood and peeling and flesh and stuff.

Originally posted by The Merchant
well.... the grossest thing that has hapepned to me was... well i dunno if i can say it...
I went to take a shower just after my cousin did........... and when i entered the shower i steped into "something" my cousin had left there while taking the shower..... *shudders maddly* hes male... get it?

Man, that beats the crap outta mine......*Shudders*

Originally posted by e_alert
the grossest experience ive had was when i saw a dog get an erection and spoof everywhere. thats totally gross. i wont go into it you perverts. just search it up if youre so curious

That beats the crap outta mine, and barely beats Merchant's.....*Double shudders* I personally would have turned away from the dog and not have let the sight leek into my mind.

But there's one thing that definitely does top it all....walkng in on your parents when they're...errr....making your next sibling....so to speak. It's never happened to me, thank god, but one of my friends had that happen to her. She said she couldn't get that image out of her mind for months.... *Triple shudders*

Losing my big toe nail last month was pretty groady. The mixture of blood and pus makes a beautiful shade of pink.

The grossest thing I've is is a guy in my class some bully was playing around with him and the guy putted some Colon Erection thing and after lunch the guy literally pooped himself god!

Originally posted by AJ
Man, that beats the crap outta mine......*Shudders*

Yeah, me and my friends were traumatized last night from reading that....

originally posted by AJ
That beats the crap outta mine, and barely beats Merchant's.....*Double shudders* I personally would have turned away from the dog and not have let the sight leek into my mind.

hehe, thanks aj. actually i was so shocked i couldnt move, by the time i had come to my senses there was white everywhere.

originally posted by AJ
But there's one thing that definitely does top it all....walkng in on your parents when they're...errr....making your next sibling....so to speak.

lol, thats happened to me. i didnt realise it at the time, but nine months later i had ANOTHER baby brother. i walked in on them in the shower because its right next to the loo. i saw them, and i thought they were cuddling but i could tell i wasnt meant to be there. i was young, and didnt even know there was such a thing as sex, so it wasnt gross. then i had sex education at school a couple of years later, and realised what they were doing. it is gross in my mind, but i imagine that i would never forget it if i had known what they were doing when i originally saw it...