Help me...please!

My little six year old neighbor (Yes, the one that cusses) Won't leave me alone! He's driving me crazy! After school, Tuesday, I was asleep (For I was worked hard at school) He comes into my room, picks up TP, plays it, and delete's my saved file. I was beating the game with three hearts and I was at Hyrule Castle...and he delete's it.

Wed. He came up and played TWW. Same thing, he deleted my save file...

Today, I was able to stop him. But he only cussed me off and left. I can't say anything to him! Please...how can I tell him to stay away from my stuff? He won't listen.

Please...help me.

Who lets him into your house? Try telling them to not.
Or if he keeps cussing, tell his parents.

Originally Posted by Panique

Who lets him into your house? Try telling them to not.
Or if he keeps cussing, tell his parents.

Errm... yeah.

I'd kick the little ***** out of my house, if he just comes into my room like that.

Delete his files.
Lock your door.
Tell his parents.
And if all else fails I have to say Nazgul is right.

Soemthing like that happened to me once.
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Call the cops! He be an intruder!

Or at least, say you will call the cops.

God, that's bad... errr. just Tell him not to come in ever again and if he does threaten him with callin his parents and just un-plug one of the cords in the back of your system and he can't play or just hide the discs.

Wow, sounds like a total brat.

I couldn't really give you a good suggestion here, but I would talk to my parents if I were you... Or his, maybe they don't know he's doing this stuff. And if that doesn't work, there's always blackmail...

Originally Posted by Nazgûl

Errm... yeah.

I'd kick the little ***** out of my house, if he just comes into my room like that.

Same.

Just go J-B on him
Erm, I'm not telling the term, so just....well, tell his parents and if they don't listen, you can always call my witch doctor brothers to cut his head off and dance around it...

Lock your door, keep bricks in your room, I don't know.

How about...a very large, menacing scythe? That works with MY nosy neighbors. I had that same problem a while ago.

I just told the kid to screw off and I smacked him.

It worked.

hmmm... defenastratetion could work wonders... (aka throw him out a window)

Shutting the door and barricading it could be good.

Taping to a chair works rather nicley.

Theres the good old shove against a wall and yell in the face routine

Finally my best one yet... oh wait I used defenastrate... well last lock him out.

(as for the swearing, gag the kid)

I would suggest maybe a shotgun.

Set up a trap. I know it sounds funny, but it would be even more funny to see the little bugger being trapped, or have egg yolks all over him! I suggest you get a bucket, fill it with something nasty, and leave the door open a jar. Put it on the door-top and when he opens it, he will become victim of TOTAL PWNAGE!

Or you could just use some fishing wire and have him trip over it... whatever suits you needs

it's simple. say you want to take him somewhere nice. and make sure you're far away. then ....BEAT THE **** OUT OF THE LI'L SUCKA

and cuss HIM off then leave him.

and NO i'm not crazy.

(I actually did that once)

Uh. Who's letting him into the house?

Lol, the easiest way, as a few have suggested already, is lock up your bedroom door. Problem solved.

Originally Posted by \/\/ind \/\/aker

My little six year old neighbor (Yes, the one that cusses) Won't leave me alone! He's driving me crazy! After school, Tuesday, I was asleep (For I was worked hard at school) He comes into my room, picks up TP, plays it, and delete's my saved file. I was beating the game with three hearts and I was at Hyrule Castle...and he delete's it.

Wed. He came up and played TWW. Same thing, he deleted my save file...

Today, I was able to stop him. But he only cussed me off and left. I can't say anything to him! Please...how can I tell him to stay away from my stuff? He won't listen.

Please...help me.

Next time he cusses you out, snuff the hell outta him. Then tell his parents. Then delete his game files. You'll be happy.

Great solution, ZU Christian :0P'

Anyway, why is he even coming into your house? Is he babysat, there?

Originally Posted by Big Bro Davidia

Great solution, ZU Christian :0P'

Thanks!

do I detect sarcasm from the BBD quarter? xD

*has been laughing at the suggestions so far*

Taledin has mentioned all the wee steps I would possibly contemplate (apart from the defenestration part xD ). And if you don't have a lock on your door - GET ONE!

EDIT - I find that kiddy bribery most always works >__>
He MUST have a soft spot for something kiddy like chocolate or cartoons you can use to lure him out of your room and concentrate his attention elsewhere.
If that fails.. you can be a traitor and point out your poor pet who'd probably be trying to claw him/herself out of the premises.