Sibling Battles

God I love telling about these. And a certain inncident just transpired Friday morning to inspire me to make this thread. Me and my older brother were waiting at the bus stop, and I was eating a banana. We were talking, and all of a sudden he just goes:

"You should hold onto things better" and smacks my banana into the street. I start flipping out, and I kick his bookbag. But then I was so mad I reared back and spit whatever banana I had in my mouth onto him. It got all over his hoody, and he made me wipe it off. Funny thing is-it's slightly stained ^_^

Holy cow I was laughing so hard when that happened!! I told all my friends at school and they were cracking up from it.

Another time was with my older cousin. Me him my brothe and my cousins friends usually wrestler in his basement or on his trampoline when we're all there, and towards the end of one match, my cousin threw powder at me. I was somewhat blinded, and as I'm gaging I go:

"Oh man what'd swallow!?" I didn't really get an answer all he did was say:

"Shut up!" and tehn he tombstone piledrivered me. So yeah, that was another loss. But it was funny as heck!!!

I know a lot of you guys have siblings, any of you have funny moments with tehm in the battle between sister and sister or brother and sister or brother and brother?

I'm Christlike to my two sisters.

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Nah, actually, I've thrown many a shoe at them.

When I was 10 years old, I got a really wicked bloody nose, and I started chasing one of my sisters around with my blood socked hand. I thought it was funny at the time, but it ended up costing me my sega genesis. My parents took it away as a punishment.

I have no siblings unless you count the millions of half-brothers and sisters that I never met. I fight a lot with two of my cousins though because they're always over my house. My youngest cousin is always breaking stuff and then I end up throwing his sorry four year old arse out the door. My oldest cousin is always annoying me so I always annoy her back. Whenever I get too annoying she just puts me in a headlock and pulls my head back until I can't breathe anymore or I fall unconsious from the pain.

Hehe, I have a younger 5 year old brother, my only sibling. Most of the time, we get along pretty well, but other times he needs lessons taught to him. He is a really agressive kid, and will walk into my room a few times a day and just try and hit me with some sort of stick, usually make out of tinker toys. I usually just kick him and he goes away, but other times he just wont go away. Then I whip out my ability to mentally destroy him. I use a few choise words, and he usually starts crying, but then I give him a hug, and he's better, and he leaves.

I sound mean, but Im not really.

My sister uses whay ever object she can grab. Once she wanted Nickolodean and my brother wanted Cartoon Network and her remote decided to hit his head and she won.

ehhm funny and all but wahts the point of this topic realy?

*shrugs* meh, just to tell funny interesting stories of fights between you and your siblings.

hehe... well, I don't get much chance to see my half-sister Malin (Malony) IRL, but we have had a rather amusing battle in which she planned to gain access to the mega cool STAFF FORUMS! Muahaha!

But, well, my full sister Lynda, thats a different story. She always used to have complete psycho bursts on me! Once she chased me around with a knife... like, seriously... and she has thrown countless videos and heavy dictionaries at me also!

Me and my bro fight all the time. he used to really hurt me when I was young but now it's a bit better. Now we just fight about sonic games lol. or who is on the computer lol.. It's better now.

hehe, sound's cool beane

i have a litle fight with my litle bro now and then. the funniest thing was when i hanged him on a coathanger

Sure me and my two younger brothers fight. Most times we can settle our differences over a game of smash brothers melee. The amuzing fights happen between use and our cousins. One particular one can be a really little thug he is about seven I think. For example at my mum's fortyith. We had stoped him from annoying our dad's birds, all 100 of them, so he decided he would punch us all in the crotch. All three of use placed our hand on his forehead and that classic can't reach the intended place thing happened to him. Another point of time he was choking me while I was sitting on the grass talking to another of my cousins and my uncle who is 11 months older then me. I just flipped him over my head and he landed on the ground hard. He went crying to his mum, my aunty of course, she said he probably deserved it that way he had been acting all night.

Well, I can say I am mean person, but I am not. I live in an apartment, and we live on the sixth floor. I had a fight with my sister, so she was going on the elevator to see her grandmother. While she was waiting, I went to the roof and into the elevator room. I heard she got on the elevator, and I shut it down. My sister was screaming to get out, but I was laughing hard. Well, I did turn it back on and she got out ,but I got a big punishment from my parents.

Originally posted by MAJIN Link
i have a litle fight with my litle bro now and then. the funniest thing was when i hanged him on a coathanger

XD!! Oh my God that's the most iniquitous thing I've ever heard of Majin! I love it!!

Sounds like a time my brother tied me up with duck tape, and then ripped it off an hour later. God did I raor in agony. That sounds funny too, I unleash all my pain in one giant scream. ^_^

I dont get into physical fights with them too often anymore, though its a totally different thing with my girlfriend. I was talking to her on the phone a bit ago and sounds like her and her sister has some pretty crazy fights. 0_0;;

I have so much fun with my coiusins. In the pool and on a trampoline. We wrestle on the tramp. And in the pool the aim is to get the other person under the water till they give up. I nearly drown. That was a fun time.

aaah ... sibling fights .. lovely topic that! ^__^
erm.. let's just say that we grew out of 'em ..
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ok.. so u don't believe me! vell.. when we were kids we used to have some real tough fights, but.. it's kinda funny, the relationship between brothers and sisters, cos i always seem to instantly forget the huge fight we had the night before and carry on as normal ..
i now say that i just truly love 'em all.. yus, they can be a bit tough to deal with, but i can't talk to anyone else the way i can with fox for example ^__^