Dorkiest Moment

What are the dorkiest moments of fellow friends?
Well, mine is I was getting up from the computer and I forgot to take of the head phones I got pulled back to my chair!

>.>

I've got thousands of dorkiest moments. Hence the profile pic (made by Luke Groundwalker).

The dorkiest one... Probably when I got up from the computer just now and started walking around the house for no reason. I didn't even realize it for a few seconds.

Yay dorkiness.

Hello. My name is Jims.

(Hi Jims!)

And I've been to a Halo party.

I'm not quite sure why I went, but I got kinda bored when I was there, mostly because I recall a two hour Capture the Flag game on some snowy level that took forever. And then there's the self-conscious realization of how dorky your surroundings are. That's definitely a night that I want to forget.

Just the other day we were in the Computer lab, and I called Coach Proper Mom...and he's a dude...which made it dorkier. I've ran into the lockers due to talking and walking at the same time. I ran into Mrs. Tveten's door. Droped an iPOD in a lake. Tripped over my friends cat. Fell off a horse.

But my friend has an extremely dorky moment. That almost tops all mine.

Well, we were on our way to the skating park. L fell asleep, so I started sticking stuff up her nose. She finally woke up shouting "MY BUTT! MY BUTT!"


Good times.

Oy ve...I'm really going to have to think about this one. I also have numerous dorky moments.

Umm...the one I can recall right now is when my friends Joshua, Kayla and I were walking to Gym class for lunch. We had to go through this hallway thing, and at the end there were two doors. Kayla went throug hthe door to the left, and I figured I'd go through the door to the right, since it was already opened.

Well...I didn't realize at the moment that the door was going to shut before I got there, so I figured, 'okay, I'll just use my hands the second before I run into it'. So everything was going fine...until I tripped on this part of the concrete...and fell right into the door. ^^;

The worst part is there was a group of Seniors behind us...and they all saw it. x__x

Originally Posted by Elegy

Just the other day we were in the Computer lab, and I called Coach Proper Mom...and he's a dude...which made it dorkier. I've ran into the lockers due to talking and walking at the same time. I ran into Mrs. Tveten's door. Droped an iPOD in a lake. Tripped over my friends cat. Fell off a horse.

But my friend has an extremely dorky moment. That almost tops all mine.

Wel, we were on our way to the skating park. L fell asleep, so I started sticking stuff up her nose. She finally woke up shouting "MY BUTT! MY BUTT!"
Good times.

ROTFLMAO!!!! OMFG!! ALRIGHT CALM DOWN. Woo what a laugh anyway I'm very dorky the dorkiest was probably when a kid I know was talking about You-Gay-Hoe and I started correcting him in front of everyone. I hate you-gay-hoe but he was retarted so I sounded like the biggest dork.
"Oh yes Dark Magician allows me to atack your life points directly" see that sounds dorky funny thing is I was about 58 times more dorky than that when I corrected him.

When i was in 6th grade I got into a fight with some kid because he said Zelda sucked and Crash was better. I kicked his ass badly, we were both suspended for a week. After coming back his face was still f***ed up (lol) afterwards i realized i was being an ass.

Yes you were everyone can have their own opinion you deserved to get suspended not him. What the hell kinda reason was that. That's the worst reason to get into a fight.

I have too many dorky moments... and this is why I consider myself a dork.
People online don't believe me when I say I AM one, but... consider things that I did only yesterday:

At work, a coworker always brings in donuts every friday. So, he approached me yesterday, and said "There's a donut with your name on it in my office!"
My response: "REALLY!? Wow, I've got to go see this!" I proceeded to go into the office, and actually EXPECTED there to be a donut with my initials on it. Of course, like a fool, I realized that there was no such donut, and I proceeded to gladly accept one with sprinkles on it.
>.>

THEN, later in the day, I had to make copies on the copier... and I put the document in upside down. ALL 60 pages that printed were blank as a result.
I put the paper back in the machine before anyone would see me. XD

Last night, at home, I was going around singing the theme tune of the $100,000 Pyramid. I did that for hours on end. I can't explain why, but the tune was stuck in my head. My boyfriend never saw the $100,000 Pyramid before, so he just gave me weird looks.

This morning, when I got done taking a shower, I went downstairs to play with my dog, Roscoe. He was smelling my hands in a weird way, and I immitated him saying "Mommy, you smell like CLEAN!" My boyfriend has been teasing me about that one all day.

Mind you, that's all within the last 24 hours. So to state what my dorkiest moment is would be impossible... because I'm constantly living in a dorky moment.

Wait a minute I can beat everyone's dorky moment. Here it is,
No lies in Oblivion for the Xbox 360 I beat The main Quest, every Faction, Every Daedric Quest, and downloaded and completd every download.

Originally Posted by sadida

This morning, when I got done taking a shower, I went downstairs to play with my dog, Roscoe. He was smelling my hands in a weird way, and I immitated him saying "Mommy, you smell like CLEAN!" My boyfriend has been teasing me about that one all day.

Haha that made me giggle alot. I have alot of small dorky moments like that, too. I always snort like a pig at my cat... he gets so excited.

My boss always calls me a fruit and most of my coworkers have atleast once in their career gaped at the dorky things I do or say. I may be 21, but I act like a 16 year old.

My teacher "Mister Baden" I called him "Master Baden".>> That was not on purpose. My accent sucks like that.>< It was in front of the whole class...Uhh...When I ran and jumped on my skateboard and it flew up from under my feet, and I hit my head on a pole.
Umm...When I tripped and fell on a girl when I was in a rush in the hall..>< That followed me...>>

Random spazzing out moments. Like, when I get a lot of energy, randomly, and don't know what to do with my hands. That gets funny looks.

Whenever I talk about anime or manga. I can go into really detailed descriptions of scenes or talk intently about attacks or something, and even though no one tells me this, I know it's dorky.

Oh, and I give people completely random nicknames, out of the blue, and then forget about them until someone else reminds me.

And I read fanfiction.

I don't remember any specific moments, though. ._.
EDIT: Oh. I made a spork pillow as my Life Skills project in 6th grade.
I walked into a window in 6th grade, because I had my eyes closed because the sun was bright.

Originally Posted by Tsunata

Whenever I talk about anime or manga. I can go into really detailed descriptions of scenes or talk intently about attacks or something, and even though no one tells me this, I know it's dorky.

It's not that bad. I do that too!

Someone on Facebook posted a note saying she wanted friends to send her plastic spoons (she just feels like it, I guess), so I've been collecting plastic spoons to eventually mail for the past few weeks. So because of that, friends walking into my room see a random pile of spoons on my desk and...yes.

There've also been times when someone in class asks me for an extra pencil, I search for one in my pocket, pull something out, and it turns out to be a spoon...Fun stuff, I guess.

I was vacationing in Cuba. I got up in the morning, and wanted to go outside for fresh air before breakfast. So I walked to the balcony and WHAMM! right into the glass door. My Mom,Dad,and two brothers were there. They laughed their asses off.