hysterical lines

I liked the last one the most. Brolbys is pretty funny to. I m running out of jokes here.

if you make something idiot proof, someone will make a better idiot

how much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

Lol I like the idiot one.

Originally Posted by wwww9898

if you make something idiot proof, someone will make a better idiot

Not if it's 200. That's bound to make them even worse... (alcohol reference, btw)

Oh, and I loved the elevator ones from early in the thread. Hehehe.

Here's another favorite of mine (mostly because of my major):

"To the optimist, the glass is half full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be."

The glass is always half full, get over it.

Anyway, these are from Children's Miscellany but I don't have the book so there's only a couple from memory:

Every time someone tries to speak interrupt them by saying "I AM Spiderman!"
Repeat everything someone else says adding the words 'echo' and 'echo'
Follow someone while humming the tune to Mission Impossible

They are all ways to annoy someone

Sleeping in the class room was not permitted, so I learned how to sleep with my eyes open. Snoring in the class room was not permitted, so I clogged tissues down my nostrils. ( True story) When I awoke I could hardly breathe, and my eyes were sore. So that wasnt worth it. The next day I was at it again.

My friend told a few when we walked home from school today. Its a little sexist, so you may not want to read it or say it in front of other people. I laughed but it was sooo wrong...
Want to hear a joke?





Women's Rights!

Who said Ill squeeze them there dangly things on that ther cow, and drink whatever coms out of it?

who said Ill eat whatevr comes out of that chickens but?

No Idea, That makes two of us. But they should be fired from thier jobs.