Many of you may find this interesting...

Today, I was walking around this harbor, and noticing a lot of homeless people. One of them asked my for spare change and I said, "I'll do better, I'll buy you some lunch." I lead him to a McDonald's and asked him what he wanted. I think he got a quarter pounder meal, but I'm not sure and it's a bit irrelavant. Well, he said, "thank you", and then he kissed me! It was really gross, as he was really dirty and had a disgusting beard. I pushed him off of me and ran away. About fifteen minutes later I saw my uncle on his boat, and he invited my aboard. I got on, and told him and my aunt what had happened and they were pissed, I guess. Well, nothing more really came of that, but we went around the lake, a HUGE lake, a few times. We went over to Bill Gates' house, obviously just outside of it, and also to Kurt Cobain's ex-residency. I don't know if Courtney still lives there. Bill's house is huge, mostly underground, Kurt's is well hidden. They had to do work on their boat, and it was pretty boring, so I go off and went downtown. I was just wandering around, outside the EMP and space needle, and I met this guy who is super cute. He walked around with me, and we went to that place, (damn, the name escapes me at the moment), that is just like a gimungous swap meet. We ate there, and then we went and sat outside the old Subpop building. We just talked for about an hour, and then we kissed. About then he said he had to go, and he gave me his phone number, and he asked for mine. I went home then too, since I had nothing better to do. I think I want to do this guy, and be his girlfriend, even though I just met him. Umm, so, that's the little adventure I had today, just thought it might interest some of you.

Wait... you're a girl? *dies*

Yes, I'm a girl. Everyone on this forum seems to think I'm a guy, that's why I made my "signature" the way it is.

*revives lord-of-shadow* well, It's seems LordOWesHowlett IS a girl! *dies also*

Odd adventure you got there, and you got two kisses! By two different people You are getting the hang of it!

What does it feel to kiss homeless people *Goes to find homeless people to kiss* Nope, there is none around.

It feels like the first time you bite into a pineapple, with out peeling off the skin or anything.

lol, so you mean he kiised you on the lips? (the hobo, that is)

He wasn't a hobo, he was a bum. Yup, the lips.

Uhh... Aren't hobos and bums the same thing? Anyway, you should hit him up, fo 'sexual assault or something... lol, but you'd only get like, $2... How old was he anyway?

...... had a real hard time reading that x_x
anyway, EWWWWW on the lips? must have being a very salty kiss

Salty?
Have you kissed a hobo latley Ozzy? heh j/k
Yeah, that'll teach you to think twice before you take a hobo/bum to McDonalds

Hobos and bums are completely different. Hobos are homeless gentleman, who ride the rails, tells stories, and when they can't ride, they live in shanty towns. Visually, they always have either a dirty hat, never a baseball style cap, or long, dirty parted hair. A scraggly beard is necassarry as are gloves with no finger tips. It's good if they wear a dirty blazer, and untied boots. A dirty, loose tie is a nice detail as well. They also enjoy sponge baths. Bums are just lazy homeless people who don't really do anything. A bum can look pretty much how ever he wants, and usually is a junkie. Don't confuse them with winos either, winos are usually people who got laid off, then depressed, and don't know how, but ended up in the gutter drinking wine. Another word for hobo is boxcar billy. Two other words for bum are loser, and no-goodnic. Another word for wino is Steve.

Buying them lunch was nice. But them kissing you as a thank you? >_>

I would have accepted the word thank you from him/her instead.

heh probably he was so happy about this random burst of kindness that couldnt help himself?
gotta remeber, not many persons left that have this kindness in this times.

That's true Merchant, or perhaps it was the enchants of LordOWesHowlett?

Aww, you make me blush.



I blush to myself in the mirror.

Heh i figure is a mixture of both..... prety girl being kind to him..... probably he wont forget your face in a long while.

You just assume I'm pretty?

Would you rather have us assume you're ugly beyond belief? Think positively.

Originally posted by LordOWesHowlett
Yes, I'm a girl. Everyone on this forum seems to think I'm a guy, that's why I made my "signature" the way it is.

Well, the "LordOWesHowlett" kinda gives the impression that you're male