Dreams

ok, so we've all had wacky, strange' unusual dreams. Well, post them here. I dont care if its really, really, lame. In all honesty, most of the dreams ive had have been pretty lame. For

example: When i was really little, you know how in super mario 64, if you go up to a locked door, bowser laughs, well i used to have him laughing at me whenever my dream ended. OMG, and was it scary! ok so maybe ive rambeled on too long, post you wack dreams here. Have fun!

I have the strangest dreams. I really do. Some are Tim Burton-ish. And I absolutely LOVE the flying dreams people always get. You start off weird and then Your like, "YES, YEEEEESS!!" and then you wake up and start crying because its over.

There are three kids at school (I go to high) and their names are, Jess, Lydie and Russell. Anyway Lydie and Russell (my hot ex) were going out *sniff*, and I had a dream that Jess and Russell were pashing Inside Lydie.

When I told everyone at school they laughed there heads off. Lyd and Russ never found out. (I dont think).

Y'know what, I did have one crazy dream before... You see I once dreamed about Ico, the main character from one of my favorite PS2 games, Donald Duck, in Kingdom Hearts form of course, and Cloud, from Final Fantasy 7 in his Kingdom Hearts suit, all working together, fighting a giant Colossus from "Shadow of the Colossus" a game made by the same creators of Ico. Strangely, I had this dream before I even heard of "Shadow of the Colossus". Pretty wierd huh?

Do wet dreams count? Nah, jus jokin...

I get dreams about imagining myself as Link all the time. The last one I had was when I was reflecting those energy balls away from myself onto him with the master sword, as Link did in OOT.

Now. You know your addicted to the computer when you start having dreams about being on gaia ><

...And you know you RP to much when those dreams are RPing

I dreamt i was locked in a room with a fat guy taking up all the oxygen. Then i poked him and he popped so i got it all back.

I don't dream. I sleep, wake up, piss out pure Gatorade, and go about my daily business. I trained myself not to dream, because not only am I more refreshed during the day (energy is not wasted on dreaming) but my life is so kickass, I don't need to have "dreams."


Oh, and a dream-related joke! How come black people only have nightmares?

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The last one to have a dream got shot!

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I've been writing down the most strangest dreams of mine, I don't wanna forget them really.
Examples of weird dreams: Escaping from aliens, fighting creppy zombies with odd tools(saws, iron bars etc.), defending school from evil dinosaurs, more alien invasions, My brother being a general of an evil empire trying to destroy my home sending killer aliens and storm troopers to kill us (the rebels).
Also, I once had credits after a dream.

I try not to dream. But I usually do.

They're always involving ownage, whether it be me owning a shark, or me being owned by a bear.

I was in a dark room and all of a sudden, a vending machine appeared. The machine vended real gold necklaces with your first initial on it for 50 cents. My whole family was there, and we each tried it. So, it turns out it was yellow playdough. Then all of a sudden, we were in a white room with a sofa, pillows, and blankets. The walls, floor, and ceiling were white. Otherwise, it was like a living room. My mom handed me a blanket and said,"We're going to war." Then medieval soldiers came into the room from nowhere, and we started killing them. Then when they were all dead, Samurai Jack came out of nowhere and killed my mom and sister. Then, he cornered me behind a bed and rose his sword. But before he killed me, I asked,"Why do you want to kill me?" and he gave me a really detailed answer. I could remember it when I woke up, but I forgot. Then he stabbed me, I was dead, and there was this purple and green robot thing dancing around. But when I was dead, it was like I was sleeping. When I woke up, my mom, sister, and me were purple, green, and red blobs under an elevator at the mall. In the mall, a bunch of robot people were walking around. Then I appeared in Bikini Bottom from SpongeBob (who the heck knows why) and that whale character Pearl asked me if I liked the way she decorated the city. When I looked around, everything was pink, and the buildings were pink blobs that looked like scoops of melting strawberry ice cream. Then something else happened (I don't remember what). Then my whole family was in ShopRite, and my mom told me to look for potatoes. I searched the whole darn place and there wasn't any. So I told my mom and she went over to a freezer, pulled out some yogurt, and said,"Well, what do you call this? This is a potato!" Then we left the supermarket and that was the end of my dream. I had some other crazy ones too.

I once had a dream where a green blob was chasing me..... Then another where I was spinning around on a roller coaster around and around and around. The second one was really fun.... that's really it. Other dreams I forget before I remember what they were.

Another dream I had was when I was still living in my other house. My dad was watching television, my brother was using the computer, my sister was putting papers all over the floor, and my mom was destroying and flipping over furniture. That's when I noticed that there were Nazis and Hitler on our front lawn. I told my sister to turn the lights off because our window shades were up and he could see inside. So, I turned it off and she turned it back on, so I slammed my body onto the floor so he couldn't see me. I crawled out of my room and told my dad that Hitler was on our front lawn. He said,"No. Yeah sure, watever. I don't care because I'm watching TV." So I left and told my brother and he said,"SHUT UP! I'm on the computer, I don't care." I went back into my room and the light was on again! I told my mom to stop turning furniture upsidedown, my sister to turn the light off, and we watched the Nazis. Then, my dad walked out of the house and started talking to Hitler. I don't know why but I could hear exactly what they were saying:
Dad said:"Hitler, see in that window over there? That's where my daughter, wife, and other daughter are. You can shoot over in that direction. Oh, and in that window over there, that's where my son is. Shoot him, too."
Then Hitler pulled out a rocket launcher out of nowhere and shot right at my face. It melted through the window and hit me. It didn't hurt, though. Then it was over. Weird.

yes! when I was little (like 10 years ago) I had a dream that I was in goldeneye the game, and I specifically remember shooting the first guy in the first level. Then for english I wrote a story about it. I was one weird kid.

Originally Posted by AlpacaFarmer

My dad was watching television, my brother was using the computer, my sister was putting papers all over the floor, and my mom was destroying and flipping over furniture. That's when I noticed that there were Nazis and Hitler on our front lawn. I told my sister to turn the lights off because our window shades were up and he could see inside. So, I turned it off and she turned it back on, so I slammed my body onto the floor so he couldn't see me. I crawled out of my room and told my dad that Hitler was on our front lawn. He said,"No. Yeah sure, watever. I don't care because I'm watching TV."

That's interesting. If I dreamt of Hitler I'd be all star-struck. I'd probably want to meet him. I'm strange like that. Whether they're good or bad, powerful people attract me. :p

Lately, I've been having a lot of lucid dreams and I love it. I know it's only a dream and can do anything without fear of consequences. Usually I dream about my neighborhood but it is an alternate reality version. It's really fun. I usually try to go to my friends house to see if I can see him.

I hate it when I'm in the middle of a dream sexual encounter and POOF... the chick suddenly aquires male sex organs... :-O

I hope there isn't some kind of meaning behind it all... nah.

I can remember a Zelda dream... I was hanging out in Hyrule field and throwing pebbles into the river by Hyrule castle. The pebbles were being thrown back at me. I think it was a Zora.

I had a dream a few nights ago that I've really wanted to write down. but I guess I'll type it here first.

anyway it starts out I'm in the crappy part of our town. keep in mind the good part of town now but only in the future and run down. WAY up the hill. anyway. so this midget and me are selling drugs and we get some guys mad at us. and then some shooting happens and I kill all the guys with nothing but a knife. and then I grab the midget's car keys and take his car. his last dying breath was "take my truck, ****" and then I get into this huge F150 and start down the hill, it's night and I'm going like 80. (IRL you can go 45 just coasting down this hill) and so I'm flying, then I hit the bottom of the hill and find out I have no brakes, and flip a hard right and skid into dirt, sliding all the way until I smash into a wooden fence and stop. there's a diner a short distance (100 meters) away. and so I go in and the lady behind the counter is like, "omg, you just crashed that car outside?" and I'm like "yeah, I need help, you got a phone I can use?" and she lets me use the phone. next thing I know this (for decency) african-american woman police officer walks into the diner and spots me. uh-oh, they have been looking for me for the murder of these people. well she comes over and is all "are you blah blah" and i say "no, I have no idea who that is" and she asks "is that your truck against that fence outside, you look pretty banged up." and I finally cave. but instead of taking me in right away I ask if I can use the restroom and she says yes. so I go into the bathroom and sneak out the window and make my way through the desert to my friend's house. anyway, my friend is home and so is another friend of ours. I tell them the story and we jump in his car (lo and behold another F150, but with a trailer on the back) and so we drive into town. well we see sirens and start to floor it. and we get down the long road of our town and we can't shake em. so he pulls a hard left and skids into a car dealership with a huge window. I'm looking in slow motion out the window at a man inside as he has a surprised look on his face as a truck slams into his body and throws him a few meters into the wall. he crumples into a heap and dies. I'm starting to go into shock and the car won't start. so we decide to sneak through town on foot. so we grab a couple pack out of the bed of the truck and head out through town, still night time. we are moving around and find a restroom to clean up in. after washing up we leave the gas station and start to go over a rolling hill area in the middle of the town. grassy area and all. we see a fire where we just were. now we are all fugitives and are running from johnny law. so we see sirens heading around the base of the hill we are all on and we crouch down. just then the dealership explodes and we are scared.

what sucks now, is that I didn't finish the dream, my alarm went off right at that point. I really wanna know how it ends too. maybe I'll dream the rest sometime soon. kinda like that dream I had running for a good 2 months. but that's a different story, most of which I don't remember now-a-days. but I hope that keeps you guys interested. or something. kinda long I know.

I had a strange dream where I could fly using a cape with large sleeves.
<I was soaring over my school, making fun of everyone down below. Then I flew to my house and the next house over blew up.>
It was a weird dream. ><

I had a really weird dream once, I had a dream that I was on an adventure with my friends and it was getting late, and then all of a