What are your favorite mama jokes?

Yo mama's so stupid she bought donuts and took them back 'cause they had holes in them.

Yo mama so ugly when they wanted to tie a bungee cord around her ankle they tied around her neck.

I have some others I'll tell you when I remember them.

Now If I was a mod. I'd totally lock this. Because these has happened many many times before. They are a breeding ground for spam.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you and you made this thread.

your mama so fat, that when she pressed the botton on the elevator to go up, she went down.

I know a bunch, but I can't think of any right now.

Yo mama's so fat, she ate the key after I locked this thread.

-BGS

*seriously now, all this thread is and forever will be is considered spam: Meaning no discussion value at all*