Nox's List (All Credit Goes to Nox)
"What I want to see in 2006":
1. A political assassination attempt. I don't care whom,
I just want to see it so I can have a better form of
news entertainment.
2. No over-hyped media deaths for Average Joes and Simple
Susans. I don't want another Terri Schavlo here.
3. Less hurricanes and costal floods. The Midwest needs
to have all attention turned on them again.
4. Robot servants. I don't want to wait 10 more years for
one.
5. Every moonbat democrat to lose their voices. I'm tired
of the *****ing about Bush being in office.
6. An end to pop music. It is ****** to the point of no
return.
7. 50 cent tragically shot to death. I'm tired of hearing
about him getting shot with .22 caliber bullets. Use a
.50.
8. An end to punk. It's not punk, there is nothing to
rebel against, quit it.
9. Expansion of cities. I'm sick of suburban sprawl, I
want to see my children growing up in an urban jungle
where 'The 5 Oaks' used to be.
10. Marijuana legalized. It'll mellow down everybody
and make America peaceful.
11. Reanimation. 2006 needs a 'Dawn of the Dead'
situation.
12. High-speed internet strictly moderated for
stupidity. I like going on my forums spam
free.
13. Shifting of NYC population to other cities by
50%. I'm sick of hearing about the most
overrated city. I want to hear about how awesome
Boston is or how cool Memphis looks from the
voices of previous New Yorkers.
14. Skyscrapers in
St. Louis taller than the Arch.
It's time we have something to brag about that’s
900 ft. tall.
15. Plasma and laser guns. It looks much cooler
to fire a bright blue ball or a red line at
somebody then a metal bullet you can't see.
16. Fusion reactors and hydrogen cars. 2006
needs an energy source that sounds awesome and cars
that look totally sexy.
17. Lift of the banning of M80's. I want to celebrate
this year with a bang good enough to blow your arm
off.
18. No toddler whores and teenage sluts. I think it
speaks for itself.
19. End of Bratz dolls. Girls shouldn't be playing
with a 'My First Hooker Doll'.
20. Another Frank Lloyd Wright. The world needs some
kickass architecture when #9 goes in effect.
21. Vin Diesel quitting acting and becoming the new
Rambo. When #11 comes, Vin Diesel will be there to
stop it. He'll also make sure #12 stays.
23. End of political correctness. It's not even
correct anymore. If I want to say, 'Merry Christmas'
or 'Black people', I'm going to say it.
24. Reality shows wiped off the face of the earth.
It's not even real anymore.
More to be added...
© 2005 Nox 
12-31-2005, 04:26 PM
