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Old 12-31-2005, 04:26 PM
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Nox's List of Things Needing to Happen in 2006

Nox's List (All Credit Goes to Nox)
"What I want to see in 2006":

1. A political assassination attempt. I don't care whom,
I just want to see it so I can have a better form of
news entertainment.

2. No over-hyped media deaths for Average Joes and Simple
Susans. I don't want another Terri Schavlo here.

3. Less hurricanes and costal floods. The Midwest needs
to have all attention turned on them again.

4. Robot servants. I don't want to wait 10 more years for
one.

5. Every moonbat democrat to lose their voices. I'm tired
of the *****ing about Bush being in office.

6. An end to pop music. It is ****** to the point of no
return.

7. 50 cent tragically shot to death. I'm tired of hearing
about him getting shot with .22 caliber bullets. Use a
.50.

8. An end to punk. It's not punk, there is nothing to
rebel against, quit it.

9. Expansion of cities. I'm sick of suburban sprawl, I
want to see my children growing up in an urban jungle
where 'The 5 Oaks' used to be.

10. Marijuana legalized. It'll mellow down everybody
and make America peaceful.

11. Reanimation. 2006 needs a 'Dawn of the Dead'
situation.

12. High-speed internet strictly moderated for
stupidity. I like going on my forums spam
free.

13. Shifting of NYC population to other cities by
50%. I'm sick of hearing about the most
overrated city. I want to hear about how awesome
Boston is or how cool Memphis looks from the
voices of previous New Yorkers.

14. Skyscrapers in St. Louis taller than the Arch.
It's time we have something to brag about that’s
900 ft. tall.

15. Plasma and laser guns. It looks much cooler
to fire a bright blue ball or a red line at
somebody then a metal bullet you can't see.

16. Fusion reactors and hydrogen cars. 2006
needs an energy source that sounds awesome and cars
that look totally sexy.

17. Lift of the banning of M80's. I want to celebrate
this year with a bang good enough to blow your arm
off.

18. No toddler whores and teenage sluts. I think it
speaks for itself.

19. End of Bratz dolls. Girls shouldn't be playing
with a 'My First Hooker Doll'.

20. Another Frank Lloyd Wright. The world needs some
kickass architecture when #9 goes in effect.

21. Vin Diesel quitting acting and becoming the new
Rambo. When #11 comes, Vin Diesel will be there to
stop it. He'll also make sure #12 stays.

23. End of political correctness. It's not even
correct anymore. If I want to say, 'Merry Christmas'
or 'Black people', I'm going to say it.

24. Reality shows wiped off the face of the earth.
It's not even real anymore.

More to be added...

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Old 12-31-2005, 05:38 PM
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Re: Nox's List of Things Needing to Happen in 2006

Pretty cool, I agree with most of them. But isn't this very unsuited for 'Serious Discussion'?
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Old 12-31-2005, 05:43 PM
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Pretty cool, I agree with most of them. But isn't this very unsuited for 'Serious Discussion'?
Agreed...We are just all going to say "What a great list"
And thats it. =P

The list is pretty good...But umm yeah. Thats nice.
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Old 12-31-2005, 05:48 PM
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Re: Nox's List of Things Needing to Happen in 2006

Umm - maybe this'd be better suited to General Chit-Chat.
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Old 12-31-2005, 06:17 PM
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Re: Nox's List of Things Needing to Happen in 2006

I've never seen or heard of Nox outside of discussions with SuperDecimal, but from this list I get the feeling that he's one of them jerkwads.

But I whole-heartedly agree with #19.
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Old 12-31-2005, 06:26 PM
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Re: Nox's List of Things Needing to Happen in 2006

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15. Plasma and laser guns. It looks much cooler
to fire a bright blue ball or a red line at
somebody then a metal bullet you can't see.
No, just no. Seeing a nice .50 round piercing tender flesh is one of the best feelings you can ever get...

But other than that, I like the list.
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Old 12-31-2005, 06:52 PM
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Re: Nox's List of Things Needing to Happen in 2006

I pretty much agree with that list, except for this:
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6. An end to pop music. It is ****** to the point of no return.
Pop music, in general, isn't sh-t. Though a lot of the newer pop artist are emo sluts who are media whores, so I can understand why Nox hates pop music, in a sense of course.
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Old 12-31-2005, 07:20 PM
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Re: Nox's List of Things Needing to Happen in 2006

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17. Lift of the banning of M80's. I want to celebrate
this year with a bang good enough to blow your arm
off.
now that is what I am talking about, I have been waiting for a while now to have m80's back...I have not been able to blow anything up very well since they were taken off of the market.

~BRING BACK THE M80'S~
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Old 12-31-2005, 07:27 PM
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Re: Nox's List of Things Needing to Happen in 2006

I agree with alot of it. I mean, from the brain of Nox, this sort of list is bound to happen

Kill the Bratz dolls. Girls don't need to be taught how to be slutty from the age of 8.
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Old 12-31-2005, 07:48 PM
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Re: Nox's List of Things Needing to Happen in 2006

I agree with some things, namely the end of Bratz Dolls and anything involving the OMG MISUNDERSTOOD TEEN REBELLION. My sister is nine and she plays with those horny plastic whores and it sickens me. They put their goddamn big-headed, pop frenetic, gloss and polish-glazed image on belly shirts and faux snakeskin hot pants for preschoolers. Even their toddler versions prance around in suggestively-cut panties. Wtf?

And if everyone is turning into a nonconformist, emo, misunderstood and shunned by society for wearing black eyeliner youth, isn't that just conforming? Just feeling the need to point out the glaringly obvious once more.

And even though this post is too lengthly and thought out (for me) to be a proper Chit-Chat post, I must write some more.

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1. A political assassination attempt. I don't care whom,
I just want to see it so I can have a better form of
news entertainment.
Of all the reasons to have an assassination attempt, you chose "so I have something fun to watch on TV". Excuse the slur, but that's just stupid.

And on a lighter note, Frank Lloyd Wright rocks. And I won't bother disagreeing with all the other things I have something to say about. It isn't worth my time in General Chit-Chat to do so.
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Old 12-31-2005, 07:54 PM
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It seems like all this stuff happens in my dreams. I would love to see it happen, but alas, Alex can no longer handle the heart break of having another 2005. Don't do it to him again.
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Old 12-31-2005, 07:59 PM
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Re: Nox's List of Things Needing to Happen in 2006

Yes, yes to everything. I find that it is a wonderful list.
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Old 12-31-2005, 08:04 PM
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I mostly like the way you think and if only half of that was to happen well...it would make my year
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Old 12-31-2005, 08:18 PM
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Re: Nox's List of Things Needing to Happen in 2006

I full agree wiht your whole list ^.^

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correct anymore. If I want to say, 'Merry Christmas'
or 'Black people', I'm going to say it.
That has to be my favorite.
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Old 12-31-2005, 08:36 PM
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Best. List. Ever.
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Old 12-31-2005, 09:27 PM
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Re: Nox's List of Things Needing to Happen in 2006

Nice list. Any reason Nox didn't post it?

Definately agree with 19 and 23. Those all seem like great ideas to me.
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Old 01-01-2006, 03:55 AM
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Nice list. Any reason Nox didn't post it?

Definately agree with 19 and 23. Those all seem like great ideas to me.
Nox didn't post this because he isn't on ZU anymore. He didn't got banend or anything, he needed some tiime off of ZU to resolve some things with friends(naming me, since I know him since our summer school class during freshman year) and family members. He might come back later this year.

I strongly agree with his list. People need to stop with covering death of average Joes like Terri, wow, she was dying of hunger? She got her cord pulled? So what? Pop Music needs to die, 50 Cent needs to stop whining on how he got shot, I complelety agree with everything Nox said.
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Old 01-01-2006, 05:03 AM
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Re: Nox's List of Things Needing to Happen in 2006

#11 and #21 would be fun, until you got eaten by some crazy zombie fool who wants to eat your flesh but won't touch a dog.
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Old 01-01-2006, 05:26 AM
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but from this list I get the feeling that he's one of them jerkwads.
Wrong. Nox would **** you up so fast that you wouldn't even feel it. Awesome guy, a shame he left this place.


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Best. List. Ever.
Couldn't have said it better myself. Just gotta love those no-crap three-word comments separated by periods. I'd love all those things to happen.
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Old 01-01-2006, 03:17 PM
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Wrong. Nox would **** you up so fast that you wouldn't even feel it.
O_o *twitches*

Yes, I also agree, bring back the M80's.
Obliterate the Bratz dolls. Or should I say, obliterate the "Whorage patch*" dolls.
Stop getting all giddy about NYC. Say something about Chicago.
And please, do have filters to block out spammy forums. I'm sure that'd change all our lives for the better.


*I only said that because it rhymed with "Cabbage Patch" dolls. Sort of.
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