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The Hanukkah Party

Last week my whole family went to a Hanukkah party at my Uncle Jesus's house in Pittsburgh. The first thing we did when we got there was open presents. Uncle Jesus always gives us poopy presents. This year he gave me a fetus and my little sister, Ophelia Weiner, a butt.

“****, Uncle Jesus,” I said, “How did you know I wanted a fetus?”

Then Ophelia Weiner, my cousins, and I played a dreidel game. My cousin Mike Hunt put an empty bowl in the center of the table, and gave us each our own pile of candy for the game. Ophelia Weiner went first, spun a shin, and had to put a piece of her candy in the bowl. I could tell she wanted to slags, but she knew she had to behave. The bowl continued to fill with candy, with most of us spinning shin. Then I spun a gimel. I got the whole bowl of candy!

On the way home, I whispered to Ophelia Weiner that I would share my candy with her, but she had fallen fast asleep.

Now this is absolutely hilarious... it doesn't belong as a seperate thread... please post it in the community thread... *locked*