Stupid Questions vol. 1

Welcome to the Stupid Questions volume one thread. The thread where you could ask or answer questions that are stupid. The rules are simple:
1. Read the stupid question(S) in the previous post
2. Answer the stupid questions and in the same post ask your own
3. Each question has to be a hard to answer question and answers could be stupid also but they have to be related to the questions.
4. The goal is to answer the question wanted and that your answering post goes right under the question post before anyone else beats you to it. try not to quote things but do if you feel you have an answer for the question and you must answer and could'nt answer it because someone else beat you to it and asked another question
5. Try to ask more than one question in every post to make it harder for the next person to answer.
6. No spamming, and try to not ask the same questions that someone else asked
7. Have fun!
FOR ALL MODERATORS OUT: Please dont let this thread go past 500 replys lock this thread when it reaches 500. Thank you.

LET THE STUPID QUESTIONS COMMENCE! I'LL ASK THE FIRST ONES
1. What do bald men wash their heads with: shampoo or soap?
2. Why all the time we wipe our butts we look at the toilet paper
3. Why all the time we watch someone or something yawn, we feel like yawning too?

LET THE STUPID QUESTIONS COMMENCE! I'LL ASK THE FIRST ONES
1. What do bald men wash their heads with: shampoo or soap?
2. Why all the time we wipe our butts we look at the toilet paper
3. Why all the time we watch someone or something yawn, we feel like yawning too?

1) i would have to say soap since there is no point in washing their heads with shampoo...
2) Human nature? i have no idea hahaha
3) because yawns are contagious!!! it's always been that way hahaha...

i have one...

why do teachers teach all these subjects when most of the time we don't use them?

That's an easy one. It's because it teaches you to learn responsibility of learning something you don't care about.

Why do dogs chase their tails?
Why are cats such clean animals?
What doomed lab rats to run through mazes?

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1. dogs see black and white so they dont know their own color all the time they see their tails they think is something else
2.they are'nt they just lick themselves because they find themselves delicious
3. scientists like messing around with annimal's normal habitat

1. why do farts stinks?
2. why people consider something gay when it has alot of colors?

Originally Posted by Ernireg

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1. why do farts stinks?
2. why people consider something gay when it has alot of colors?

1) becuase they come out of your rear end...hahaha
2) i don't know that one...maybe because a lot of colors were used in the 70's, and that's when hippies and stuff were around...they always wore a lot of colors, and when they did, the were considered as a happy person...so maybe that's why...

Why are dogs' saliva cleaner then humans?

^ because humans kiss other humans and you never know what other humans been putting in their mouths.
1. why are we the humans the only race that practice oral sex?
2. why are gay wich originally means happy also is used to direct a homosexual?

What was the name of the boat that sank in the Movie Titanic?

^lol good one but you had to awnser the previous questions first

re ask:
1. Why is the word gay wich originally mean happy used to direct a homo sexual
2. Why is it that the humans are the only race that practice oral sex

1. I have no idea.
2. Humans are the only race sentient enough to do so.

Why is Zelda called that even though she doesnt appear in many of the games?

Why hasn't this thread been locked yet?

O_o

Games like these really should stay in clans or similar.. bit too spammy, if you ask me.