3 Ways to Kill a Wookie w/ a spork

Ok, since the rules said you can post almost anything, here's something that I came up with off the top of my head:

3 Ways to Kill a Wookie w/ a Spork

1. Sneak up on him while you're sleeping. Make sure you're absolutly silent, they have excellent senses. Make sure you're spork is as sharp as you can get it, 'cause you'll probably have to stab him quite a few times. Run like hell because he'll probably wake up after you start.
2. Take a machine gun and fill the Wookie w/ hot lead until he's almost dead. Then finish him off w/ the spork. Technically the spork will still get credit.
3. Stay away from Wookies all together. Who'd be stupid enough to try it?

Got any other suggestions? Let me know.

This would be a word game looking thread. And such threads are not allowed, sorry.

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