How I married andi

BigBroDavidia: This keeps my away message up
BigBroDavidia: :0)
HungryBunnyMafia: ah.
BigBroDavidia: I just got in for a little while. Meeting @ 5:30.
HungryBunnyMafia: guess who's sick today?
BigBroDavidia: you?
HungryBunnyMafia: yup.
BigBroDavidia: argh.
BigBroDavidia: What way?
BigBroDavidia: stomach?
BigBroDavidia: flu?
HungryBunnyMafia: Mr. throat decided to close up.
BigBroDavidia: ugh.
BigBroDavidia: that doesn't sound fun.
BigBroDavidia: When?
HungryBunnyMafia: this morning.
BigBroDavidia: it was scary, I'll bet.
HungryBunnyMafia: nah.
HungryBunnyMafia: it's happened before.
BigBroDavidia: Wow. Does it close all the way?
HungryBunnyMafia: no.
BigBroDavidia: good!
BigBroDavidia: :0)
HungryBunnyMafia: hey, i'm inviting andi.
BigBroDavidia: so, you can't talk too well?
BigBroDavidia: k
hellomynameisa has entered the room.
hellomynameisa: davidia!
hellomynameisa: hey!
BigBroDavidia: ay, a ;0)
BigBroDavidia: Hey :0)
HungryBunnyMafia: i can talk. really, i'm just pretending i'm still sick.
BigBroDavidia: hehe
BigBroDavidia: maybe you can get tomorrow off, too? ;0)
BigBroDavidia: *didn't say that* haha
HungryBunnyMafia: prolly not.
HungryBunnyMafia: i need to stay in school.
BigBroDavidia: Yes, you do :0)
hellomynameisa: :::devil-andi pops up on ascius' shoulder::: no you don't!
hellomynameisa: eat cookies and get fat instead!
hellomynameisa: :::pokes with pitchfork:::
HungryBunnyMafia: but i already did!
BigBroDavidia: ;0)
BigBroDavidia: can I have some cookies?
hellomynameisa: only if you convert to the dark side... and pay me for them.
HungryBunnyMafia: hey bbd, be angel BBD and pop up on my other shoulder...
BigBroDavidia: *pops up on ascius' shoulder*
BigBroDavidia: You really don't want to listen to her.
hellomynameisa: yes you do.
hellomynameisa: i'm cuter than he is.
BigBroDavidia: She would give you nothing but devil's food cake.
HungryBunnyMafia: thats true.
BigBroDavidia: hehe
HungryBunnyMafia: i like cake...
hellomynameisa: what i thought...
BigBroDavidia: But, I have a job.
BigBroDavidia: ;0)
BigBroDavidia: So, I can buy you stuff.
hellomynameisa: here, have some more! :::hands ascius cupcake:::
HungryBunnyMafia: cool.....
HungryBunnyMafia: cool too....
hellomynameisa: buy stuff like what? more cake?
HungryBunnyMafia: yesssssss
BigBroDavidia: but, she puts mind-control powder in her cake!
HungryBunnyMafia: from the dark side.......
hellomynameisa: because you have plenty of that now without doing anything
BigBroDavidia: I only put in angel-dust
BigBroDavidia: hehehe
hellomynameisa: HERESAY! :::stabs angel!davidia:::
BigBroDavidia: AGH!
HungryBunnyMafia: YES!!!!
HungryBunnyMafia: my plan worked! BBD and andi are fighting!
hellomynameisa: no we're not. i'
HungryBunnyMafia: *watches as hell freezes over and pigs fly*
BigBroDavidia: *pulls stabbing device from etherial body*
hellomynameisa: m stabbing him.
BigBroDavidia: *tosses at Andi's puny ..erm....figure..*
BigBroDavidia: ;0)
HungryBunnyMafia: GAAJAJAHAHAAHAHAHAAAA@!@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HungryBunnyMafia: ooh, figure.
HungryBunnyMafia: XD
hellomynameisa: :::me pulls out pitchfork, spins around kung-fu style, knocks all of the knife-thingies off-course:::
BigBroDavidia: Kung-fu, eh? hehe...
BigBroDavidia: *pulls out movie-fu action figure....**
hellomynameisa: you can't beat the devil's kung fu skillz...
BigBroDavidia: (action figures are as big as andi and bbd)
HungryBunnyMafia: and ascius.
hellomynameisa: wait - the how are we standing on your shoulders?
BigBroDavidia: If you can't beat im, burn im! *figure is of Devil...* *burns figure til it melts away!*
hellomynameisa: that's not the devil! that's just a clone!
BigBroDavidia: erm....
hellomynameisa: :::pulls real devil out of pocket:::
HungryBunnyMafia: *Ascius sits on the couch, eating pie*
BigBroDavidia: then it's an insult
hellomynameisa: mebee
HungryBunnyMafia: heeheehee....
BigBroDavidia: *shoots with pixie-dust...* DANG!, I'm a PANZIE PIXIE!
BigBroDavidia: ;0)
hellomynameisa: wargh! my lord and master is a panzie pixie!
hellomynameisa: how does that stink?
BigBroDavidia: *grabs some of pie*
HungryBunnyMafia: *joins dark side, takes cake, and leaves dark side*
BigBroDavidia: *throws at andi* (pie is ZU's most powerful weapon...) *enters ZU realm to make most of this power*
HungryBunnyMafia: no cake 4 U
hellomynameisa: hey!
BigBroDavidia: *pie engulfs andi, and
hellomynameisa: no cake for those not on the dark side! it's written!
BigBroDavidia: it's PIE!
BigBroDavidia: and...
hellomynameisa: :::shrugs::: pie is just cake without the frosting
BigBroDavidia: Ascius is forced by some strange urge to eat the pie*
BigBroDavidia: ...?!
HungryBunnyMafia: where's it written?
BigBroDavidia: what?!
BigBroDavidia: hehe
HungryBunnyMafia: *smacks andi*
HungryBunnyMafia: NO IT ISN'T!
BigBroDavidia: that's...erm...frostingless cake...
BigBroDavidia: thank you ;0)
hellomynameisa: ... observant, davidia...
HungryBunnyMafia: frostingless cake.......
hellomynameisa: that's also my smiley.
hellomynameisa: :0)
BigBroDavidia: no it's noT!
BigBroDavidia: :0))
HungryBunnyMafia: is BREAD!!!!!!! *explodes*
hellomynameisa: :0):0)
BigBroDavidia: BUehahah! I've perfected it, though. It has secret computer code encoded into it, making it a Counselor's tool to give happy thoughts...
BigBroDavidia: hehe
HungryBunnyMafia: o_O
BigBroDavidia: When used in conjuction with the letters "BBD" it makes things "all better" hehe
BigBroDavidia: :0) :00
BigBroDavidia: :0O
hellomynameisa: :0)
hellomynameisa: :0p
BigBroDavidia: :0( )
BigBroDavidia: *eats andi*
BigBroDavidia: hehe
HungryBunnyMafia: *eats BBD*
HungryBunnyMafia: hehe
BigBroDavidia: dang.
BigBroDavidia: always a bigger fish.
hellomynameisa: /me got eaten
BigBroDavidia: hehe
BigBroDavidia: *starts singing theme from Happy Days*
hellomynameisa: /me expands inside davidia's body, thus EXPLODEYing him!
BigBroDavidia: GAH!!!
BigBroDavidia: I feel all....explody...
HungryBunnyMafia: *burps out an andi*
BigBroDavidia: *covered in bbd*
HungryBunnyMafia: eww......
BigBroDavidia: hehe
hellomynameisa: /me feels like parthenogenesis, minus the fact that i give ascius a headache
BigBroDavidia: ?....okaaaay
HungryBunnyMafia: you.......
BigBroDavidia: what's partheno?
HungryBunnyMafia: now i have to get the dictionary.
hellomynameisa: dictionary.reference.com
BigBroDavidia: ya
BigBroDavidia: ....
BigBroDavidia: I enjoy my ignorance ;0P
hellomynameisa: ^_^
hellomynameisa: ... you guys done looking it up yet?
HungryBunnyMafia: it's not in the small dictionary, have to go upstairs for the big one, brb.
hellomynameisa: http://dictionary.reference.com/sear...arthenogenesis
BigBroDavidia: hehe
hellomynameisa: ? did that send twice?
hellomynameisa: argh!
BigBroDavidia: no
BigBroDavidia: just once.
hellomynameisa: oh, okies
BigBroDavidia: BUeuahah! I'm smarter b4 Ascius!!
BigBroDavidia: ;-)
BigBroDavidia: thankees
HungryBunnyMafia: nah.
hellomynameisa: XD
BigBroDavidia: darn.
HungryBunnyMafia: i never left.
BigBroDavidia: ...blargh.
BigBroDavidia: hehe
HungryBunnyMafia: heh eheheh oihwHEHEHGEHEHHEEHEHHHAGAGAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hellomynameisa: crap, i gotta go home...
HungryBunnyMafia: noo!!!
HungryBunnyMafia: why?
hellomynameisa: :::has just been on the computer here for 2.5 hours...:::
BigBroDavidia: K. *stabs andi and takes pitchfork*
hellomynameisa: NOOO!
BigBroDavidia: heh
hellomynameisa: MINE!
BigBroDavidia: *throws pitchfork*
BigBroDavidia: go get it!
HungryBunnyMafia: wait, you're not home?
hellomynameisa: no - i'm AT SCHOOL
hellomynameisa: :::rolls eyes:::
HungryBunnyMafia: WAH!
BigBroDavidia: *andi falls off of Ascius' shoulder...never to see her class again ;0) *
BigBroDavidia: that's a lot of time to be on the comp ;0) ...at school, that is.
HungryBunnyMafia: you've been on a school comp for 2.5 hours?
HungryBunnyMafia: how's that freaking work?
hellomynameisa: ... how not?
BigBroDavidia: remember, andi's oooolder ;0)
HungryBunnyMafia: o-O
HungryBunnyMafia: NOO!!!!!
BigBroDavidia: she's, like, 50!
HungryBunnyMafia: I'm...... YOUNG!!!!!!!!
BigBroDavidia: She's a TEACHER!
BigBroDavidia: hehe
HungryBunnyMafia: she's in college?
hellomynameisa: WHAT?
BigBroDavidia: hehehhee
BigBroDavidia: hey, should this go in the ZU chat thread?
HungryBunnyMafia: i thought she was just a year older than me?
hellomynameisa: what?
hellomynameisa: ascius - I AM
hellomynameisa: -_-
BigBroDavidia: *is confused how this got started*
BigBroDavidia: bueauhahaha
HungryBunnyMafia: but that would make you a senior.
hellomynameisa: -_-
hellomynameisa: me is junior
hellomynameisa: 16
HungryBunnyMafia: me is too!
HungryBunnyMafia: 16!
BigBroDavidia: *marries them*
BigBroDavidia: too late.
BigBroDavidia: can't go back.
hellomynameisa: NOOO!!
BigBroDavidia: you are officially married on ZU, too ;0)
hellomynameisa: :::runs away to vegas:::
hellomynameisa: what?
HungryBunnyMafia: married?
HungryBunnyMafia: *looks at andi*
hellomynameisa: you can't enforce anything of a marriage sort in vegas!
BigBroDavidia: Yep, the Counselor alone has the power to (okay, the Admins, too.....blah) marry peeps on ZU.
hellomynameisa: WHAT?
hellomynameisa: that's no fair!!!
BigBroDavidia: yep!
BigBroDavidia: It's written in the unwritten Rules!
hellomynameisa: don't you need to... be... y'kno... a minister for that type of thing?
HungryBunnyMafia: C'mon. It'll be fun!
BigBroDavidia: didn't you read the unwritten rules?
hellomynameisa: no it's not! you're making that up!~
HungryBunnyMafia: yeah. FUN...
BigBroDavidia: I'm a minister, too ;0)
BigBroDavidia: hehe
hellomynameisa: yes, i did... and i still didn't see it there!
hellomynameisa: i'd call you a whore, except you
BigBroDavidia: just unofficially.
hellomynameisa: 're davidia...
hellomynameisa: oh, like a third grader type of married thing?
HungryBunnyMafia: no.
BigBroDavidia: noooo.....like a ...fifth grader married thing ;0)
BigBroDavidia: hehe
HungryBunnyMafia: no, high school!
hellomynameisa: wow. i feel special there
BigBroDavidia: okay, okay.
hellomynameisa: no, no high school
HungryBunnyMafia: yes.
BigBroDavidia: You will be high-school level married.
hellomynameisa: whee!
BigBroDavidia: *changes marriage certificate*
HungryBunnyMafia: that means we'll be divorced in a year.
hellomynameisa: still not anything legally binding, unless i get all of ascius' stuff right?
BigBroDavidia: Yep! I was just going to say that.
BigBroDavidia: Oh , you do.
BigBroDavidia: don't worry.
BigBroDavidia: and he pays shipping, too.
hellomynameisa: ok, good
hellomynameisa: YES!
HungryBunnyMafia: ah crap.
BigBroDavidia: minus CA sales tax.
hellomynameisa: XD
HungryBunnyMafia: bah.
HungryBunnyMafia: who cares about CA anymore?
hellomynameisa: gg - you're being held to that now, ascius
hellomynameisa has left the room.
HungryBunnyMafia: oh man.
BigBroDavidia: uhm...yeah....what? are you ashamed of your new wife?
HungryBunnyMafia: hell no.
BigBroDavidia: hehe
HungryBunnyMafia: andi's my great friend.
HungryBunnyMafia: i'd love for her to fetch me a pizza.
HungryBunnyMafia: bweahaha.....
BigBroDavidia: hehehe
BigBroDavidia: that comes later ;0)
BigBroDavidia: BUehahhhahahah!
BigBroDavidia: I'm gonna get off the AIM.
HungryBunnyMafia: okay, bye.
BigBroDavidia has left the room.

Yup. Andi and i (Heh, a pun....) are married now.

Sorry i dont get it im dumb i suppose though! Explain please!

::throws dried rice about:: oh its soo beautiful ::wipes a tear away from her eye:: well you have to name your kids...KIDS?! man April your thining quick.. So Ascius... how was the honey moon ::winks:: did the earth shake LOL

GanonsD

Not yet... I think we're both still confused. XD

Um help tell me im confused!

This is the second marriage I have consumated on ZU. *reads sentence* Erm...I meant...er...carried out, not consumated. There, that's a better term to use... *ahem* *crawls into corner for a bit.*

Oh, Ascius, you left out ONE little line.....:
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: gg - you're being held to that now, ascius
anymore?
hellomynameisa has left the room.
HungryBunnyMafia: oh man.
BigBroDavidia: uhm...yeah....what? are you ashamed of your new wife?
HungryBunnyMafia: hell no.
BigBroDavidia: hehe
HungryBunnyMafia: andi's my great friend.
HungryBunnyMafia: i'd love for her to fetch me a pizza.
HungryBunnyMafia: bweahaha.....
BigBroDavidia: hehehe
BigBroDavidia: that comes later ;0)
BigBroDavidia: BUehahhhahahah!
BigBroDavidia: Okay, you making the thread?
HungryBunnyMafia: yup.
BigBroDavidia: I'm gonna get off the AIM, then.
HungryBunnyMafia: okay, bye.
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Just wanted to make sure you remember that ONE little line....it was a good one....i think... *goes BACK into corner...further in*

I can't believe I read all that. *Insanity's IQ falls 2% lower*

First off you guys didn't have cake. Second of all you have the rice after the cake. That is all.

OKO it is just a chat on AIM they had. Nothing special, something very wierd though.

Just one question BBD who was involved in the first marriage?

Heh. Uh.... congratulations?

Its amazing how these chat topics have sprung up lately.

Thanks, BBD.

Now where's Andi?

Actually, Insanity, they ate some frostingless cake.

And, OKO, okay, here you go "you're confused." hehe, sorry, had to get that in.

Man, why did i read all that!!?

Have a nice year or how long you were going to stay together

That was a nice wedding!

Ha!

Awww...how nice is that!? Congradulations you two! ^_^ *does a lil Hamtaro dance for the bride and groom*

Frostingless cake is still bread.

If you can't taste the difference between frostingless cake and bread....then I want to know your baker!! ;0)