The Holy Crusade Against the Empire of Idiocracy

Friends, enemies, loyal subjects of Zelda Universe, and Seary! I bring to you a declaration of war! The Holy Legion of Sapphire Knights (the Staff) has decided that the time has come to put an end to all idiocy in this Universe!

The fine realms of this forum have been infested with Unclean stupidity and spam, and these things must be purged! The Defenders of the Realm shall work doubly hard to ensure that all which is Unclean shall be purged.

And now, I am sure, you, the common folk of Zelda Universe, are wondering to yourselves "how can I help?" (Or 'what the hell?') So, of course, I have an answer! To contribute your part to this Most Holy of Crusades, report (through the report post button or PMs) things which you see as Unclean to one of the members of Defenders of the Realm (The Holy Legion of Sapphire Knights, which can be found by the following banner under their usernames):

The Holy Legion of Sapphire Knights:

• The Lord-General, me;
• MR. CAPS, Jason;
• The Humble Overseer, Lee;
• Duke Spoon, Remus;
• The Hat-Wearing Liokitty of n00b Destruction (with Penguins), Lioness;
• The Guardian, Tsukasa;
• The MR. Humble Duke Hat-wearing Guardian Annihilation-at-arms Inquisitor, the Half-A-Bee;
• Lady Annihilation, Sadida;
• Master-At-Arms of Forks & Knives, Lozzie;
• High Inquisitor Bobslob

The Holy Legion of Valiant Knights:

• BB_11
• Tiroth
• SuperDecimal
• Raunmy Boy

Disclaimer: The Holy Crusade Against the Empire of Idiocracy is not meant to be religious in any way, or imply favor of one religion over another. The word "Crusade" just happens to fit quite well. This Most Holy of Crusades does not, by any means, condone the use of flaming, "pwning," or otherwise harrassing other members. It is simply a call to reduce the stupid of here.

In addition to The Holy Legion of Sapphire Knights, we also introduce The Holy Legion of Obsidian Knights! These consist of normal members wishing to join the Holiest of Crusades in our quest to purge the Unclean. To request to become a member of The Holy Legion of Obsidian Knights and join this crusade, simply PM one of the Sapphire Knights requesting to enter the crusade against the Unclean!

As an Obsdian Knight, you shall swear to find the Unclean, and report to the Sapphire Knights for instant purging! And for accepting this oath, you also recieve a spiffy Obsidian Knights banner below your username, which is shown below.

The Holy Legion of Obsidian Knights:

• .Wind
• Necco
• Dabombster
• Ixion
• Linkrules
• Pyroth
• Hell Dragon
• GDwarf
• Reshter
• Black_Mage
• Star Boy
• Lord Ganon
• Mirror Image
• Robin 125
• Nox
• Nameless
• alehandro
• Shade
• Leminnes
• The Neglected
• Epyon
• Alonely
• Dekadin
• Link302
• Sarge
• nuclearwrath
• Evil Tomato
• Darth Numra
• Rikid
• Lone Wolf
• ChiefOfTheAces
• vacumgod
• V99
• <ans>
• Kaze-one
• Linkmaniac27
• Fiend10
• LionHarted
• Mirage
• e_alert
• Fianna
• Princess_Zelda.
• 2 Dope
• Guy
• Brolik
• Radek
• Drumsofdoom
• Ninboy
• Link_315
• Forgion
• Gokussj1420
• Yami
• King_NeoRej
• mikestroe
• Miniblin
• Gezmok
• Ciro
• Zelda`s Guard
• Eijiro
• Janus
• ralphedsteak
• Davidius
• Dalek
• Miril_Elven
• Crim
• Sizzlin`
• Szerenade
• TheRealMethuselah
• zelda guardian
• Sheik 84
• K9doggie
• MrROBOTO1988
• turkishgold11
• OldschoolGanon
• Keiji Maeda
• Shrub
• Spazzie
• linkmastersword
• Sour Girl
• Haku
• Tara
• Hylian Ranger
• I Love Link
• windlord
• GAMERFANATIC20
• Merguga
• Wielder of the Sword
• EvilFred

UPDATE ON THE CRUSADE: Now all Obsidian Knights recieve a spiffy little banner below their username. If you are in a clan, do not worry - no permissions will change. Just the banner. Enjoy!

If you are having problems with accessing your clan, or your Obsidian Knight banner is not showing up, please PM me and I will correct this.

Also note that is you are caught SPAMMING, RENT-A-MODDING, or FLAMING during your time as an Obsidian Knight, that you will be REMOVED IMMEDIATELY...

ALL OBSIDIAN KNIGHTS AND NORMAL MEMBERS READ THE BELOW:

It has come to my attention that the "Report Bad Post" button is in fact NOT WORKING. We are working to get it fixed, but until further notice, please PM all reports to a Sapphire Knight or moderator/super moderator/admin. REPORTS DONE VIA "REPORT BAD POST" WILL NOT BE FOUND! They have not been found all day, and will not be found until the issue is resolved.

Thankee for your time, and happy purging of the Unclean! ^^

The REPORT BAD POST button is seemingly functional once again. Please proceed to use them in the fight, Knights. However, be aware that a Sapphire Knight with their email set as an @zeldauniverse.net email may not recieve the report. I will contact these people to tell them to change their email for the time being.

Move out, Obsidians!

ATTENTION ALL KNIGHTS... I present to you, The Holy Legion of Valiant Knights!



Spiffy, no? I like how it's shiny. Makes me kind of want one.

The Valiant Knights shall be the Legion for memebrs who have done examplary work reporting posts and posting themselves, and upholding everything that an Obsidian Knight stands for. These members recieve the title of Valiant Knight, the higher rank of Obsidian.

Valiant Knights are hand selected by the Sapphire Knights, and are not open to everyone! The better job you do as an Obsidian, the greater your chances of being recommended to become a Valiant are! And who knows, perhaps something extra is reserved for Valiants?

The list of Valiant Knights shall be placed under the list of Sapphire Knights.

Good work all, and happy purging!

It has come to my attention that the poor harrassed MR. CAPS has been averaging more than 100 PMs a day, which is quite a bit to take, even for a mighty crusader. So, I kindly request that you all realize that he's not the only one who you can report to, or request things from.

I would also like you all to keep in mind that your opinions are not law. If you disagree with something, that does not make it wrong. Also, if a staff member has already posted in a thread, it is not likely needing to be moved, so don't bother reporting that sort of thing, if one of us has posted already.

A quick battle update for everyone:

I have decided that the ranks of the Obsidian Knights are quite large, and sufficiently large. Therefore, we will not be adding additional Obsidian Knights.

However, if you still wish to contribute to the Crusade, do feel free to report spam, and other unsavory posts to a moderator. It is greatly appreciated.

Wait, wait, wait...

I think I get it now!

Cool, Sapphire me up, Scotty. Or wait, can I get Crimson or Azrael or something? Blue's fun, but I like my colours my way.

Originally Posted by Scott

Friends, enemies, loyal subjects of Zelda Universe, and Seary!

I'm better than all of you because I've been singled out. Just thought you'd like to know.

Woo! A report to all knights that this crusade has come to a (not so) dramatic CLOSE! Thank you all who reported posts and threads, your Sapphires thank you.

We hope all of you will continue to report despite losing the spiffy banner. It may or may not be in our wildest dreams, though.