Hah, yeah, all the "IM BAAAAAAACK" threads get locked.
This one doesnt break any rules... plus its not a "IM BAAAAAACK" thread.
Okay, so, I need to know what you would do!!
Cause... uhm.. just cause!!
um if a cow farted next to me i would tip it of course, that would be my first instinct. and maybe it wouldnt be able to get up and it would die. in that case i would eat it if it wasnt infected by rats already.
If it farted in my face i would be pissed. First i would strap roman candles to the back of its legs. lite them and watch it get screwed up. Then i would stick an M-80 down its throat and if it dies i'd cook it then eat it..................yum.