Moo *fart*

Eww... that cow just farted... what do I do?

Okay this is a completely random topic.
What would you do if a cow farted by you?
Whee... so much fun...

I would...
Say...
"Holy crap that was odd..."
Then plug my nose.

Wow........does this mean you are back, lmfao........nice thread to start with

Hah, yeah, all the "IM BAAAAAAACK" threads get locked.
This one doesnt break any rules... plus its not a "IM BAAAAAACK" thread.
Whee...
Okay, so, I need to know what you would do!!
Cause... uhm.. just cause!!

man u havent laughed hard enuff till u do cow tipping now that is some funny ******** u gotta do when they are asleep then when u push em over run like hell now that it some funny shiz


*see everybody looking at him*

hey...us canadians gotta know this shiz


just for the record i AM canadian

Lol...
I SO need to go cow tipping...
*does evil grin*
Dude, Gecko, can I borrow your truck/car/vehicle?

I would probably run away hilding my breath. Or do the Macarena. Either one works for me.

Do the macarena...
That would be like the best thing to do.
A completely random action, demands a completely random REaction...
Riiight?

Originally posted by BoboFeet
Lol...
I SO need to go cow tipping...
*does evil grin*
Dude, Gecko, can I borrow your truck/car/vehicle?

sorry bud i donts got a car im only thirteen


and we really do it too, man i am totally serious

i didnt beleive my mom when she told me but god it sure is funny

Exactly. See, I'm smart like that. You should be worshipping me. :p

Gecko
Aww... no car...
Lol, awesomness, I should really try it then...
But till then, I gotta go...
Needs to get some sleep.

Laterz all!!
I will check this in the morning... I wanna see where it goes :p

man id like to see a cow fart thatd be funny, i cant beleive the thread got this far u bet thru the night a mod will it lock it tho :p

um if a cow farted next to me i would tip it of course, that would be my first instinct. and maybe it wouldnt be able to get up and it would die. in that case i would eat it if it wasnt infected by rats already.

Haha, Kedisar! I was about to post the exact same thing.

If it farted in my face i would be pissed. First i would strap roman candles to the back of its legs. lite them and watch it get screwed up. Then i would stick an M-80 down its throat and if it dies i'd cook it then eat it..................yum.

If it farted next to me I'd cork it then run.

Heh. Good one, Leo. ;0) (oh yeah, and EarthBound ROCKS!!)

And, welcome back, Bobo!!

Well...I would have my lighter ready for the second-run, of course!! :0) heheee

If a cow farted on me after I was throught with it he would never fart again(In other words I'd kill it ) Hmm... then maybe I'd have ribs for supper. Or maybe I'd just take a bath.... -_-

STEAK.......OOOOOOHHHH YEAH.........

Anyways, i would not be too happy with that cow at all.

This thread it one of the weirder ones i have seen, lol........your crazy Boba 0_o

Shweetness, it hasn't been locked... (>_>)!!
Jace, I try to make weird topics.
BWUhahahaha.

*read through all the replies*
*has one reply to all of them*
"(O-o); Fun... (>_>);;"

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Heh. Nah, just kidding. It WAS your first thread in a long time, Bobo...and anything to get you back here is worth it...even a spam thread with ... erm...interesting imagery.