The Single Most Disturbing Thing I Have Ever Seen In My Life

I just got done reading an article on the net from some "concerned dad" about his son being a hacker. People this guy is INSANE. I'm not kidding. This has made me (and will probably make most of my fellow hackers) shake with fury. I know some people don't know what hackers are (or what a computer is even) but I have never come across someone as ignorant as this man. I also am providing a link to a site for the definiton of the word "hacker" as I don't want people to be twisted by this man's remarks.
PLEASE READ THIS. YOU'LL BE SORRY IF YOU DIDN'T.

(sorry but i had to get this to the community asap so i just put it as a blog. REMEMBER I IN NO WAY SUPPORT THAT CONTENT!!! here's the link)

The Disturbing Story

and here's the link to a site for the definition of the word "hacker"

What Is A Hacker?


Also a funny pic:

You could say I'm a model parent.

Little bit of self fellatio there...

Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash".

LOL FLASH STOLE MY MEGAHURTZ!!!!11

If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well.

Okay, that's it. This has to be a hoax. No one can be this ****ing stupid.

"Snow Crash" and "Cryptonomicon" by Neal Stephenson; "Neuromancer" by William Gibson; "Programming with Perl" by Timothy O'Reilly; "Geeks" by Jon Katz; "The Hacker Crackdown" by Bruce Sterling; "Microserfs" by Douglas Coupland; "Hackers" by Steven Levy; and "The Cathedral and the Bazaar" by Eric S. Raymond.

Half those are on my shelf, and they're largely fiction novels.

This has to be a hoax. It's too outlandish, and too designed to piss any computer users off to be real. I'm going to guess a chain letter got this to you?

SADLY enough, this is completely real (I think). I did not recieve this in a chain letter or in anything like that so I think it's true. Either way...it's funny as $h17!

Oh christ. That's ridiculous, who ever heard of a child taking advantage of a computer? And developing his own unique views on the world? Utter nonsense. Strap him back down, he needs a thorough cavity check.

-_- Honestly now, this parent is what I like to call a 'Super Dick'. I mean, I can perfectly understand his concern, and his worry of his son being a hacker, but really, wtf. This man has some issues, just the way he talks, he's so damned elitist. That's why I love my parents, they raise people with personality, not robots programmed to do as they're told.

EDIT: After reading through the whole thing again, it does smell a little fishy. Then again, I do know people like that, sadly enough, so it could very well be real.

My son is wearing baggy pants, call the authorities....

Originally Posted by Raunmy Boy

I mean, I can perfectly understand his concern, and his worry of his son being a hacker.

Ahem, I take offense to that . I am a hacker. Did you even read the second link?!


That guy is a "super dick" though, lol.

Originally Posted by Raunmy Boy

Oh christ. That's ridiculous, who ever heard of a child taking advantage of a computer? And developing his own unique views on the world? Utter nonsense. Strap him back down, he needs a thorough cavity check.

-_- Honestly now, this parent is what I like to call a 'Super Dick'. I mean, I can perfectly understand his concern, and his worry of his son being a hacker, but really, wtf. This man has some issues, just the way he talks, he's so damned elitist. That's why I love my parents, they raise people with personality, not robots programmed to do as they're told.

EDIT: After reading through the whole thing again, it does smell a little fishy. Then again, I do know people like that, sadly enough, so it could very well be real.

it's a hint worth taking..

I know people EXACTLY like that so I think it really could be true.....

6. Does your son use Quake?
Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers. It is a popular meeting place and training ground, where they discuss hacking and train in the use of various firearms. Many hackers develop anti-social tendencies due to the use of this virtual world, and it may cause erratic behaviour at home and at school.
If your son is using Quake, you should make hime understand that this is not acceptable to you. You should ensure all the firearms in your house are carefully locked away, and have trigger locks installed. You should also bring your concerns to the attention of his school.

o_o. What a stereotype.

Wow I just read the whole thing.... a HACKER? LOL! I mean dude... There are not alot of kids smart enough to be hackers.

I think this "concerned Father" should be more concerned of his children looking at porn on the internet rather than hacking =\

And some of those Ten tips are just so stupid.... and that thing about AMD... LOL!!! Can't buy them in stores? Strange alot of computers at my local computer store have them in Computers and you can buy the CPU just by itself.

That man is a fool, enough said...

If your son spends more than thirty minutes each day on the computer, he may be using it to DOS other peoples sites

OMMMGGGG, this IS GOT to be kidding me hahaha I love this guy he's so stupid, I bet when they use a chainsaw on his head nothing will come out

http://www.adequacy.org/public/stori...2056.2147.html

This is four years old. And yes, this guy doesn't know what he's talking about. I'm not sure if it's a joke or not.

A BIG thank you to Mr. Spork for finding the original link of this message!

F*** THIS SON OF A MONKEY $***-EATING C***SMOKER!!!

you thought that other story was bad? THIS WILL PISS YOU OFF (if you are a hacker)!!!!!
Stupid F***'s Idea Of What "Hacker" Means....

OMG!!! What the hell is wrong with that guy?? He's obviously lost a few marbles somewhere a long the way to be going on with crap like that. I don't know all that much about computers and how they work and stuff, but even I knew that he was going on with absolute crap. Also, for the record, why does he always say son?? Does he think his daughter, or females in general are incapable of being hackers?? Give me a break!

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IN THIS STORY THE GUY TRIES TO BAN PROGRAMMING!!!!!

Ban Programming!!!

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IN THIS STORY THE GUY TRIES TO BAN PROGRAMMING!!!!!

Ban Programming!!!

QUOTE: Author's note: Since it is likely that many so-called g**ks or "hackers" will read this article and will perhaps become angry about it, and then, typically, lose control of their anger, I want to this opportunity to ask them to please refrain from attacking Adequacy.org in retaliation. Though you might disagree with an opinion that you read, that is no reason to launch a denial of service attack against the medium. Please use your reason and, if you feel strongly, engage in a polite dialogue, rather than acting out your anger with illegal "hacking" attacks. Thank you for not attacking this web site.

OMFG QUOTE: We most especially have no qualms about banning activities like playing with explosives or creating software when these so-called "hobbies" are restricted to a tiny fringe element who for whatever reason gets no pleasure from healthy pastimes like fly fishing or drinking alcohol at gentlemen's clubs.

As an enlightened, modern parent

I doubt it

I attend their teen parties with them to ensure no drinking or alcohol is on the premises.

Now you wonder why your kid has to resort to becomming a hacker (no offense to you, I mean it as if it was comming from his pov. )

I keep a fatherly eye on the CDs they listen to and the shows they watch, the company they keep and the books they read.

"I also watch them shower because I am a sick, ignortant old man!"

I can say without the slightest embellishment that I have the finest family in the USA.

Until now, loser! lol

Two years ago, my wife Carol and I decided that our children's education would not be complete without some grounding in modern computers.

You don't say, You know it was only 2003

I was content to bow to her experience as a mother, until our youngest daughter, Cindy, charged into the living room one night to blurt out: "Peter is a computer hacker!"

...snitch

I began to monitor my son's habits,

Wait, I thought you already were?

His denials continued for hours, and in the end, I was left with no choice but to ban him from using the computer until he is old enough to be responsible for his actions.

Funny, Because they way you're raising him it will peobably be the same day that he gets to move out of your house, 32nd B-day

I'd gained a lot of knowledge over those few days regarding hackers.

Yeah, I learned more about hackers in 4 days than enyone else had ever learned, even real hackers themselves

A smart pare