Why zombies would never exists

because they swarm on the victim and rip them to pieces!

So I got the Trilogy of the dead box set today. After watching them I realised that zombies COULDNT exist.

Even in Resident evil a bunch of zombies rip the living being to pieces to eat them.

So my question is how did the zombies do that with only a few chunks missing on there arms or throat? HUH? HUH?

The fact is that unless they were attacked by fat zombies who were full then they would be pieces of meat lying on the floor.

and that my friends, is why zombies would never work.



P.S. Amazingly, as I need to point out, this is a joke.

Yeah, thanks for re-confirming that. You have to remember that
Resident Evil is...fiction, sadly to say. As well as zombies.

Yeah and somehow it seems zombies don't follow normal rules.

Ah, finally, you made me sure about this. I just needed a confirmation.

what?! zombies arent real?! since when?! that ruins my paln to rule the world...dern...that always happens...and btw zombies are in fact fiction...im just kiddin bud...im a very sarcastic person...

I feel like this thread should be called,
"Why this thread would never 'exists'"

And learn some better grammar, person who speaks like golem...

And if a dead human, a "zombie" existed, It would have to be controlled, seeing as it couldn't think for itself, unless it was inhabited by a soul..

Originally Posted by makoa

Yeah and somehow it seems zombies don't follow normal rules.

Since when do zombies follow rules? They're their own masters, eating brains and chillin' with the rest of the undead!

Originally Posted by JoEsMhOe

P.S. Amazingly, as I need to point out, this is a joke.

So... this whole thread is a joke then? ~_^ *wink wink*