Anybody plan to rule the world? ( by the way this IS Zelda related )

Come on. Don't be shy. Sign here and share ideas of taking over! I know you're out there. By the way, this IS Zelda related, to those of you who think this should be erased. Ganondorf is bent on taking over the world. Basicly, I'm asking, "Who here wants to take over the world like Ganon?" . So... just to let you guys know, it IS zelda related. *ahem*
( I know that Rhea and Omandy want to. And me. I want to. Anybody else?)

I can't hide it. I must rule the world. Every one will fear my name.

Once I kill the world leaders, I'm going to rename this place Hyrule. Watch out. My reign is already starting ...

Hmm... The question is, who wouldn't want to take over the world like Ganon? Of course I would. Though I would change my plans by killing any possibly way that I might be demised.

Okay, I admit it, I want to be just like Ganondorf. Except I won't make the mistake of throwing energy balls at the good dude, I will freakin' take him out with my own hands!!!

I'll take over the world by cleaning my heart untill it is pure and then, I will go to the Sacred Realm and touch the Triforce.

I plan to kill 3/4 of the people in the world, after torturing them and ending their life with a slow painful death. 1/4 of the world will serve me. They will be tortured as well. ( note: I am NOT going to kill any Zelda workers, they will either be my right hand men or slaves.....) Ater people are dead, they will be tied to a tree and a bucket will be placed below them to catch the blood.
I will give the body to my Zombie friends, and drink the blood in a wine glass.

i dont think that world domination is to good an idea. if you dont keep the people happy, then sooner or later they're gonna retaliate and kick your ass. and keeping the peepz happy is no easy task. although if i did, i would do it more C&C style. those korean black eagles kick ASS!!!

Originally Posted by Holly11

I plan to kill 3/4 of the people in the world, after torturing them and ending their life with a slow painful death. 1/4 of the world will serve me. They will be tortured as well. ( note: I am NOT going to kill any Zelda workers, they will either be my right hand men or slaves.....) Ater people are dead, they will be tied to a tree and a bucket will be placed below them to catch the blood.
I will give the body to my Zombie friends, and drink the blood in a wine glass.

the F*** are you on? what the F*** are you on!? that is a little TOO freaky!

Nobody would kick my butt if I was ruler. I would be the most powerful being in the world.
By the way, you DO realize I made this thread to recognize all my competition so I know who to kill, right?

^What Tenacious Z said. I will be pure, then rule and still be pure.

Ruling the world huh?I'd rather not.Too much responsibility.I'd probably end up flattening it...

I would have nukes. If people made me angry I'd nuke 'em. You know what? I'd nuke 'em even if I was happy! Nothing like Operation Glass Factory! Ahhhh, I love the smell of nuclear fusion in the morning.

Originally Posted by Arcain

I would have nukes. If people made me angry I'd nuke 'em. You know what? I'd nuke 'em even if I was happy! Nothing like Operation Glass Factory! Ahhhh, I love the smell of nuclear fusion in the morning.

so if they were at your front door you'd nuke 'em??? yeah, start the day glowing green. and the whole being the most powerful being thingy. look at what happened to ganondorf!!! and (for thos who play C&C) what about the countless enemies crushed under the allies feet!!! just to let you know... :confused:

Eh. Not sure of the merit of the topic but I'll try. I'm not one of those evil psychopathic type of guys, so I'll be illustrious and such. Y' know, so they won't be a damn peasent uprising where I'll be overthrown and then be smacked to death with a waffle iron. Everybody loving me rocks has its perks too.

This really belongs in General Chit Chat, if anywhere.

Moved.

I wound't even take over the world Zelda style. I'd just win the 2020 presidental elections and declare America an empire. I'd take over Canada and Mexico, as theyre right near us and wouldn't even tolerate to my supreme army Then, I would proceed to the rest of the world and take it over from there using nothing but brutality, wit, deception, and corruption.

I like Nox's idea.

Well, I think that when I won the presidential election, I would take all our nukes and unload them into the mountains of Afghanistan (not the populated area's, dont blow up.) until they were all gone. Then at least we could be sure (to a point, of course) that Bin Laden was dead. I'd had Saddam Hussein executed. I would have ever killer in the world rounded up and sent to prison.

Then what? Well ... then I would threaten every major nation in the world with our remaining nukes to surrender to my power, and if they didn't ... hmm ... I suppose I'd bomb the presidents building/king/queen's castle, causing anarchy, and I would do everything in my power to prevent further elections or rebels, they would be the easiest to take over. Then, once all that was over, I would take my administration (IE, all my friends and the people I like) and they would work with me. Together we would rule with an iron grip of terror, and all those who opposed us would DIE! *breaks into trademark evil laugh*

Uh ... *runs off to begin the reign of terror*

Well first I will get a bunch of deseased monkeys and let them loose in America so people can have sex with them and they get HIV. And will protect myself of the rabid sexual monkeys until they die and everybody else would die. Then I will get my girlfriend, which I have also let her survive, and a couple of other homeless people to reign in the New America. WHO IS WITH ME?!

BTW, if you are with me then you can go to my house where I will stay away from AIDS so you can stay away from it too.

Muahahahahahahahahahaaaa...
Oh yes, prepare thyselves, foolish ones, for a new ruler shall be declared supreme! In a flood of raging wildfire I shall smite those who oppose me and stomp any futile attempts at resistance into the dirt! Plots of rebellions will be artfully ripped to shreads and then ground to dust! The so-called world-rulers of today shall become as mere figureheads when compared to my iron reign! I will be unstoppable, and a burning whirlwind of change will be unleashed upon the unsuspecting people dwelling on this planet! Harsh? Maybe, but history will look back upon that day as a day of glory, for history shall be written by me! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!! *deep breath* AHAHAHAHAA-! *blinks*
Um...^_^; Nevermind, heheh...heh...heh.....yeah. You heard nothing. *slinks away*

^True. I rarely remember things I hear. Things I read, however, are another matter...

Rule the world Ganon-style? Not likely. Ganon always loses, and I plan to win. And my plan is foolproof.

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Then again, it does hinge on me ressurecting the ancient dragons, and some of my local critics have cited this as a major flaw...

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