Last time you were drunk.......

What happened?

For me........my memory is very hazy. I remember adding vodka to everything and muttering about astral body experiences.

Does anybody have any good/bad/humilating memories, or reports by friends

I've never been drunk in my life, and never plan to get drunk, but that's just me. Drugs are icky.

Ahhh, but good times when people around me are drunk, gooood times hahahaha.

I don't drink too often- but I most certainly have had some experiences while drunk.

I had just finished my last exam for last semester so my friends and I went drinking at our student bar. I got incredibly drunk. I was on the dance floor- dancing (obviously ) and this guy came up from behind and started to put his arms around me. I pushed out of his arms and told him not to touch me. When I turned away, he grabbed my ass!!! Now, had I been sober, I would've slapped him and gone straight to security. But alcohol changes things...

I hooked him across the jaw, in the gut and then straight in the face again (I'm a boxer). He fell over, got back up and swung at me- I ducked and hit hime straight in the jaw again- this time, EXTREMELY hard. He fell over and rolled about on the ground, wailing in pain. I screamed at him: "that's not how you treat women!!" Of course, the security guards came over and had a little talk with me...

That's probably the safest story I cal tell- there are worse stories (not all violent like that- just not appropriate to tell)

OOOOooooOOOOO I like this thread, and I like you too FW.

Last time I was drunk was few weeks ago, I was at a celebration party after my friend's band has a show in San Fransisco. We passed around a bubbler and drank many beers, unfortunantly I blacked out after 6 beers and 10 good hits from the bubbler.
I slept on the outside couch while thinking this one gal at the party was licking my face and such, and I woke up to find one of Sam's dogs in me face, the next day my buds told me how I was sorta makin out with the dog... so yea... thats the last time I smoke and get drunk.

I've never been drunk. What's the point? I mean sure you can have a great time, but chances are if you're too drunk you won't remember it well. And on the other hand, you can have a horrible time and humiliate yourself or worse... get hurt. I guess if you like to gamble your life, it's fine, but I'd rather not.

I usually have a few drinks once in a while, that's it. My parents don't seem to mind, because I can control myself, which is a plus. My favorite drink would have to be Captain and Coke (<3), not really a beer drinker but my favorite beer is Blue Moon (a Belgian beer, tasty and good with a lime!).

The last time i was drunk..oh wait no, I've never been drunk. I might become drunk once just to see what it's like. I'm sure the drunk me would be way much more fun than the regular me. Of course I'm only fourteen, so I'll have to wait a while. Alot of people say being drunk isn't an experience anyone would want to go through, although I'm sure it's a bit different for different people. It can't purely consist of throwing up, can it? I guess I'll just stick with the wierdness of making myself pass out...(Only done that once)

Nothing too exciting happens to me when I'm drunk. I just get really giggly. People have told me that I'm funny when I'm drunk, but they're drunk too... so it's probably really not... funny. I supposedly laugh like Ernie from Sesame Street.

I try not to get too drunk, only buzzed/tipsy. I don't like getting to the point of vomiting, it's not fun. I don't drink in public places either unless I'm surrounded by a bunch of friends in case something bad happens.

Great, now every damn kid's gonna brag about being drunk. While we're on the subject of being drunk, I have friends that just love to have a little sip of alcohol and then pretend that they're drunk. They actually want to be drunk.

Myself, I very rarely drink alchohol. I enjoy drinks such as Smirnoff and Bailey's, or those ones with apple/pear taste. But I don't drink to get drunk, I just drink it because it tastes good. Sadly lots of teenagers these days want to get drunk just so they can feel all grown up.

Being drunk for the first time was cool. Of course, I has my sister and brother in law watching me. It felt a little like when the dentist puts you under the gas, before they work on your teeth.

Getting drunk...

What's the point?

It hardly seems like something worth bragging about. All the stories in this thread just simply re-affirm my position on alcohol and getting drunk (i.e. that it's stupid). If I want to throw up, get dizzy, slur my speech and have a pounding headache the next day, I'll get someone to hit me with an iron bar (after all, it's pretty much the same thing).

Rhea, that guy deserved it. Imagine how much pain you could've dealt him if you were sober.

^Well, had I been sober Mr. Spork, I'm not sure if I would've been bold enough to such a thing to be honest. I don't like violence (I box to stay fit)- but I don't like to be touched inappropriately even more. I'm still embarressed about what I did (half the guys on campus are too scared to even look my way now!) But thankyou... it's nice that there's a guy out there who thinks that what I did was okay

I haven't been drunk in ages. Plus I don't remember well. But uh... getting high is basically the same thing. And I got high today, and my friend and I started wrestling and he was like "I'M GONNA LEECH YO' HIGH, NIGGA!". He just kept saying that repeatedly and I almost died from laughing so hard. And then we watched some crazy ass Sci-Fi movie. It was pretty crazy , because everything seemed distorted and blurry. And I was making a hot pocket and the microwave dinged and it just seemed to ring for forever. It was also fun to watch the rain, which I did for about 45 minutes. Then I just sorta chilled laying on a bed thinking about stuff and listening to music. It was pretty good.

Getting drunk is nothing special. I'm not gonna do it to feel like a man, because it doesn't make you a man. I'll get drunk because I'll simply just drink more than I thought I could handle, but not for the reason of that I want to get drunk.

Really, when I do start drinking, I'll probably get drunk, and then after that I'll know how many beers I can handle so that I don't get drunk as often. Especially because I plan to get my driver's license as soon as possible, and I'd like to drive as much as I can. So, getting drunk a lot won't be a good idea...

I don't plan to drink until I'm at least 20. I have a very small body-build, and I'm simply not able to hold up against a lot of alcohol. My older cousin went out with a girl my age *14 or 15, forget how hold she was* and she got drunk twenty minutes into a party, ended up staying in a closet puking, and then falling unconscious for 3 hours straight. It's almost scary at times what that stuff can do you when it's not used in the moderation for your body.

I wanna drink because I like the taste of some beers and other alcoholic drinks, not to get drunk and feel older and cool.

I'm not too big into getting drunk. I enjoy myself much more when sober. In fact, I'm very much ridiculed by my friends about it. And I'm IRISH! That's right, we're not all drunks.

Ive never been drunk and i dont plan 2 but i think that i will be a violent drunk

I haven't been drunk in so long, it makes me sad.

Yeah I used to smoke, but at this party I got overly drunk like passed out, way pass pased out, never ever ever smoke while drinking, it makes you double drunk, so I never smoke anymore anyway, so anywho I decided to walk home, but got to the cemetary and passed out there, yes the cemetary of all places, my mum and her boyfriend found me in the morning, and was all cool.

I have learnt my leson and never drink more then I can handle. AND NEVER EVER EVER EVER SMOKE, DO YOU HEAR ME NEVER SMOKE.

Oh and on my 18th on the 18th June 2005, my bro and me went out for a few drinks around lunch time at a sports bar, we were drinking Corona extra (the best beer) and we were going to the movies after that, I had not eaten any lunch so the alcohol got to me pretty fast and was pretty tipsy watching Batman Begins.

Another thing always eat before drinking, ALWAYS.


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Drunk? Oh Friday night. Stories? Pantless. Dont remember too much.