The Official ZU Chat Room Topic

OK, to lessen the amount of these posts, which have been getting more popular lately, I am making this topic for everyone to post their favorite moments in the ZU Chat room. Feel free to post your favorite conversations, funny highlights, things that the poster will regret saying, whatever.

I might even post something if someone else is actually in there when I join.

Proceed.

Edit: OK, here is my first one. From just now.

* Now talking in #ZUChat
<Droshi> Hello?
<Droshi> .........
<Droshi> *is hoping Ryokogurl will open the window*
<Droshi> I wish this made some kind of sound
<Droshi> Every time I'd post you'd hear "Bling!" or "Doink!"
<Droshi> You'd check the window just to get me to shut up
<Droshi> But alas, it seems that yet again, Droshi is alone in the ZU Chat room.

Droshi, I think you've been on the wrong server or something. ; It's been full most of the day.

Server: irc.efnet.com
Channel: #ZUChat

You might want to sticky-fy this topic.

I'm in there now, and me and Ryokogurl are chatting. That's where I am, is anyone else on?

.. Right now Amora, Correk, Ganon's Daughter, Kedisar and Zero_3 are on.. O_o;

Try IRC.MindSpring.com..

Im on it right now too..im MasterofA on the chat.

From ZU Chat Room, 2:16pm:

<_McCloud_> looks like its gonna be.....FRODO!
<Frodo8252> NOO!
* Frodo8252 is running.
<_McCloud_> hold him Amora
* Lioness chases after fleeing frodo
<_McCloud_> catch him
* MachXero has been knocked sinceless by Lioness' head of high durometer
* Frodo8252 is struggling.
<Lemming> can someo one give me a recap of what just happened?
* MachXero lies on the ground knocked out
* _McCloud_ loads tranquilizer
<Amora> oh a lonnying we will go a loonying we will go
<MachXero> x_x what about me?
<_McCloud_> we're trying to tranquilize frodo
* Frodo8252 puts on ring.
* Frodo8252 is invisible.
<Frodo8252> =p
<Lioness> where did he go?
<_McCloud_> hmm....
<_McCloud_> come out Frodo
* MachXero sends nazgul after Frodo
<_McCloud_> we wont hurt you
* Frodo8252 is running again.
<Lemming> Lemming puts on heatvision goggles...
<Lemming> nah to cheap
<MachXero> But me and my nazgul will. >=D
<_McCloud_> hehe
<_McCloud_> get him Remus
<Amora> just keep you quiet for a wile
<Lioness> isn't it strange that the ring does not only make him invisible but it also makes him teleport away from my grasp...
* HalfAbee tries to confuse frodo by buzzing
* Frodo8252 calls Link.
<MachXero> THE DARK LORD REMUS MUST HAVE THE ONE RING... TO RUULLLEEE THEM ALLL!
<_McCloud_> sting him Halfabee!
<Frodo8252> Remus? No.
* HalfAbee stings wildly!
<_McCloud_> Remus...if I give u the ring...would u give me 5 bucks?
<_McCloud_> good one halfabee!
* Frodo8252 tells Link to kill everyone with Din's Fire.
<Lioness> I have the ring! right here!
<_McCloud_> yeah Lioness
<MachXero> I'll let you live.
<_McCloud_> give it to me now, dont let it distract you
<MachXero> For 10 minutes longer than I normally would let you.
<Frodo8252> My Ring!
<_McCloud_> lol
<Amora> link why are you hurting me im your friend
<Lioness> beautiful ring
<_McCloud_> ok then Remus
<_McCloud_> we'll sort out another deal
*** MachXero is now known as TheNazgul
* TheNazgul stabs Link to death
<Lemming> so if i told you that that ring was a fake and i have the real one in my poket, would you believe me?
<TheNazgul> stab*
*** TheNazgul is now known as MachXero
* HalfAbee flies to middle-earth, but before he goes he stings everyone of you!!! *mad laughing*
<_McCloud_> u give me 2 bucks and u can have the ring
* Frodo8252 steals back ring.
<Amora> nooooooooooooooooooooooooo stop stabing link
<Lioness> I hae the ring! In a chain...and I have pointy ears too
*** MachXero is now known as DrkLrdRms
*** Signoff: HalfAbee (Quit: HalfAbee is buzzing into the setting sun)
<_McCloud_> someone get Frodo!
* Frodo8252 pulls out Sting.
* _McCloud_ jumps on Frodo
<Frodo8252> bring it >=)
<Amora> why
* _McCloud_ pulls out staff
* DrkLrdRms kills Frodo
* Frodo8252 stabs Mc Cloud
* _McCloud_ throws staff to Remus
* Lioness attacks Frodo...avoiding the frikkin toothpick he calls a sword
<Amora> pulls out magic staff
* Frodo8252 stabs DrkLrdRms.
<_McCloud_> NO!
<_McCloud_> someone kill him!
* DrkLrdRms tears Frodo's skin up, and pours fire ants into his nerves
<_McCloud_> yeah!
*** Signoff: ZFreak ((null))
<Amora> lol
* Frodo8252 steals Glamrding from Gandalf.
<_McCloud_> NO!
<Frodo8252> muhahahh
<Lemming> *what
<_McCloud_> get that
* Lioness attacks from behind
* DrkLrdRms eats Glamdring
<Lemming> h,mm
<Frodo8252> uh oh
<DrkLrdRms> A cuppa Glamdring to start your day!
<_McCloud_> I need healing potion, don't we have an elf here?
*** Amora is now known as androidgi
* Frodo8252 is surrendering.
<Lioness> we won!
*** DrkLrdRms is now known as DrkElfRms
*** androidgi is now known as amora
<_McCloud_> elf
<DrkElfRms> >D
<_McCloud_> please
*** Unknown command: NICKNAME
<Lioness> dark elves an't heal!
* DrkElfRms gives McCloud.... healing potion
<DrkElfRms> *cough*
<_McCloud_> I.........need.....elf
<_McCloud_> thanx DarkElf
* DrkElfRms shoves it down his throat
<_McCloud_> ********
<DrkElfRms> >=D
<_McCloud_> i owe you my life now
*** amora is now known as Amora
<_McCloud_> never!
* _McCloud_ loads pistol
<Amora> lol
* DrkElfRms watches McCloud tremble and die
*** Link: Nickname is already in use.
*** Nickname already in use. Please choose another (/nick {name}).
<DrkElfRms> o-o Oops.
<Lioness> Ô_o
<_McCloud_> if I die im taking you with me elf!
* Amora runs
<DrkElfRms> Wrong healing potion. >=D
* _McCloud_ aims at elf
*** Link: Nickname is already in use.
*** Nickname already in use. Please choose another (/nick {name}).
<_McCloud_> lol
* _McCloud_ shoots and kills the elf in the face
* Lioness attacks dark elf
<Amora> lol
*** Link: Nickname is already in use.
*** Nickname already in use. Please choose another (/nick {name}).
<Lioness> what kind of dark elf are you?
<_McCloud_> im dying!!!!
<Lioness> L'loth rules you all!
*** Frodo8252 is now known as Link82524
* Link82524 pulls out Master Sword.
* Lioness rushes to McCloud's side
* Amora heals fox
<_McCloud_> thanx Amora
<_McCloud_> kill Link!
<_McCloud_> KIll him!
<Link82524> muhahahahah! I have returned! >=)
<Amora> nooooooooo
<DrkElfRms> #ZUChat All your base are belong to us
<DrkElfRms> #ZUChat someone set us up the bomb
* DrkElfRms eats death itself with a smile
* DrkElfRms pulls out a rusty nail gun, begins shooting madly
<_McCloud_> lol
* Link82524 preforms Bat Slash on Mc Cloud
* Amora runs
* _McCloud_ hides behind imaginary shoerack
<DrkElfRms> *McCloud is embedded with 1000 rusty nails
<DrkElfRms> *
* _McCloud_ struggles for survival
<Lioness> gotta go...
<Lioness> bye all
* Link82524 burns shoerack with Fire Arrow
* DrkElfRms laughs and walks around circles
*** Lioness is now known as Lio_Away
* Amora heals foz again
* _McCloud_ stabs the Elf with a crank
<DrkElfRms> walking around in circles.
<DrkElfRms> walking around in circles.
<DrkElfRms> walking around in circles.
<DrkElfRms> walking around in circles.
* Link82524 runs at Mc Cloud
* DrkElfRms stops
<_McCloud_> NO!
* _McCloud_ jumps out of link's way
<Amora> stop
* Link82524 does Parry Attack on Mc Cloud
* Amora crys
<Link82524> I've got you now!
* _McCloud_ dodges Perry attack
<_McCloud_> by an inch!
<_McCloud_> HA!
*** Signoff: Lio_Away (Justice will never win!!!!)
* DrkElfRms destroys all of space and time with the greatest of ease, and this has nothing to do with flying on a trapese
* _McCloud_ fly-kicks Elf in the face
* Link82524 sends in the Spork Army.
<_McCloud_> haha elf!
<_McCloud_> who's stronger now?
<DrkElfRms> [13:52] * DrkElfRms destroys all of space and time with the greatest of ease, and this has nothing to do with flying on a trapese
<DrkElfRms> Meh.
* _McCloud_ smears elf's face in the mud with his foot
* Amora protect everyone with shield except dark elf
<_McCloud_> that doesnt count Remus
<Link82524> *a great rumbling is heard as thousands of Sporks rush twords Mc Cloud.
<DrkElfRms> ?=D *sings like elvis* bum bum bumm... doomsday is upon us.
<_McCloud_> lol
* _McCloud_ hides in Amora's shield
* Amora protects fox
* DrkElfRms eats sheild
* Link82524 takes Amora's sheild
<_McCloud_> NO!
<DrkElfRms> Yumm.
* _McCloud_ pulls out water pistol
<_McCloud_> ******** wrong weapon
* Lemming pulles out Rail gun for definsive perpuses only
<_McCloud_> damn
* Link82524 pulls out Light Arrows.
<_McCloud_> gotta go guys and ladies
<_McCloud_> catch you all later
<_McCloud_> cya
* DrkElfRms slaps _McCloud_ with the rotten pickle of bad luck
* Link82524 fires light arrow at Mc Cloud before he can leave.
* _McCloud_ is not here
<_McCloud_> really
<_McCloud_> i gotta go guys
<_McCloud_> ccyaaaaaaaaaaa
<Link82524> bye
* DrkElfRms slaps Link82524 around a bit with a psychotic horse shoe
* Amora casts fire spell
*** Signoff: _McCloud_ (( www.nnscript.de :: NoNameScript 3.73 :: www.XLhost.de ))
* Link82524 runs from Amora and DrkElfRms
<Amora> bye fox
*** Syntax: ME [action]
*** DrkElfRms is now known as RemSevrem
* Link82524 hides behind bookshelf for further protection.
* Amora summons monster to devour remseverem
*** RemSevrem is now known as PooOnYou
* Link82524 stabs RemsSeverem
<Amora> changes target to pooonyou
<Link82524> er.....PooOnYou I mean..
*** PooOnYou is now known as AlucardXP
<Link82524> target aquired
<AlucardXP> Ph34r.
* Link82524 prepares Sniper.

That was a lot of fun....and I'm still alive! haha!

*NOTE*: the "Mr. Frodo has fun in the Chat Room" topic continues here! Please lock the original.

to put up Fox's, to not put up Fox's... ah desisions... what to do.

im not that mean

LOL, I was in the chat last night and we talked about Santa being a pimp, with his fur coat. I can't post it, it breaks too many rules, but I will say that I have never laughed so hard in my life.

Well i just say you need to be in the Chat room to understand our crazy little world of erm .... wobb...::cough:: I mean O_o.. conversations lol. and Droshi and others should know about it lol. Santa lol.

GanonsD ::winks::

I could start where you left off?...Nah, I won't.

Man, I've only been in the chat for 3 days now and I already knew it was crazy the first time I showed up. Weird conversations...

here are my more memorable summer chat moments, especially when TAUers were first introduced to ZU, you might have seen these in my siggy at the one time... (The recent ones are at the top...):

<Madl0x0r> pr0n welcome to Dryth!
<ManGoat> lol
<Dryth> If I knew I'd be getting pr0n, I'd have come a lot sooner.
<Dryth> Although, in context, I shouldn't have used the word "come"....

<Remus{> I think you've had too much of a hallucinate. Aren't usin' the shrooms are ya?
<Kedisar> And if I am?
<Remus{> PO Box 1306
<Remus{> Send
<Kedisar> If I was on shrooms I'd be tickling my underarms in a corner singing "I feel good"
<Kedisar> Watching the pink elephants parade.

<Dryth> Heh, same. I have so many games to play, but I don't play them.... that's when you KNOW you're WAY too lazy.

<Remus{> Chocolate milk is terrible.. must... not... puke... >_X
<Zero_3> REMUS IS ALIVE
<DrZaius1> How did the topic change so damn fast?
<DrZaius1> Religion to Remus?
<DrZaius1> What a change of topic
<Remus{> o-o wow. I get sick from chocolate milk, and am made into a saint..

<Zephka> I am waiting for the WW sequel news
<Zephka> And if there is so much as a LAKE in it, I will scream

<Fox_> btw, LoZ, can TA'ers have our own forum
<LoZ5686>...umm...
<KokiriKid> your own forum, I think it's called TAU forums
<KokiriKid> it's blue and grey
<KokiriKid> and has lots of spam

<Strongit> dumbest question i heard was when I told someone he needed a new processor and more RAM to run a program, and he asked me if I could download it for him
<R{X_x}> o_o
<LoZ5686> lol
<LoZ5686> perfect response
<LoZ5686> even though it's from a script

<Amora> TA's=ta universe people, a club of spamers
<Hindmost> They are?
<Hindmost> I never noticed.
<Amora> but tend to hide them as regular posts

Here's a sample of the current chat:

yea, that sounds about right for the last 2 or 3 chats...

PIMPIN CLAUSE!!!!!!!!!

*runs into a candy cane wall*