Funny AIM Conversation (WARNING: MILDLY OBSCENE)

Well, earlier tonight, I was just browsing the intarweb as usually, when someone IMed me. Here is the chat log. Oh, by the way. I'm GE0RGE Z1MMER.

CaNnOtBeFiXeD122: Hey sexy
GE0RGE Z1MMER: Hey.
GE0RGE Z1MMER: And this would be...?
CaNnOtBeFiXeD122: Your picture is really hott!
CaNnOtBeFiXeD122: I think your hott!
GE0RGE Z1MMER: Uh... thanks.
CaNnOtBeFiXeD122: Im real horny
CaNnOtBeFiXeD122: u wanna help
GE0RGE Z1MMER: I think you can handle it.
CaNnOtBeFiXeD122: Why dont you want to help
CaNnOtBeFiXeD122: ....
CaNnOtBeFiXeD122: I can see your penis.
GE0RGE Z1MMER: Because you're coming off as a complete jackass?
CaNnOtBeFiXeD122: Im cumming....already
GE0RGE Z1MMER: Awesome, make sure you get in your mouth.
CaNnOtBeFiXeD122: well...its coming from your penis....
CaNnOtBeFiXeD122: right
GE0RGE Z1MMER: So... tell me.
GE0RGE Z1MMER: Why are you doing this?
GE0RGE Z1MMER: Trying to cyber online with a guy?
CaNnOtBeFiXeD122: im ****ing horny god damn it ....no suck me
GE0RGE Z1MMER: So.. you're a guy too apparently?
CaNnOtBeFiXeD122: suck my clit *****
GE0RGE Z1MMER: Oh...
GE0RGE Z1MMER: So you're a guy pretending to be a girl.
GE0RGE Z1MMER: I see.
CaNnOtBeFiXeD122: no...
GE0RGE Z1MMER: But uh...
CaNnOtBeFiXeD122: what
CaNnOtBeFiXeD122: type *****
GE0RGE Z1MMER: It's kinda hard to "suck your clit" over the internet since it goes against the laws of physics.
CaNnOtBeFiXeD122: your ****ing ugly so im going to put a poillow case over your head whil you suck me...
CaNnOtBeFiXeD122: hows that sound
GE0RGE Z1MMER: Wait...
GE0RGE Z1MMER: If there's a pillow case over my head... how can I "suck" you?
CaNnOtBeFiXeD122: did yoiu get one yetr
CaNnOtBeFiXeD122: a hole in the pillow case...duh u ****ing ****
GE0RGE Z1MMER: I guess it better be a pretty small hole.
CaNnOtBeFiXeD122: well you wont fit the dick then
GE0RGE Z1MMER: So you are a guy then?
CaNnOtBeFiXeD122: no........
CaNnOtBeFiXeD122: the dildo...
GE0RGE Z1MMER: But you said dick.
CaNnOtBeFiXeD122: the dildo dick
GE0RGE Z1MMER: So you must mean dildo, but you said dick. So which leads me to conclude that you do indeed have a penis. Which in-turn means you have to be a guy.
CaNnOtBeFiXeD122: no your going to suck the dildo dick while you suck my clit at the same time
CaNnOtBeFiXeD122: ..........
CaNnOtBeFiXeD122: now suck both
GE0RGE Z1MMER: Uhm, no thanks.
GE0RGE Z1MMER: I don't want to suck your dick.
CaNnOtBeFiXeD122: its a dildo dick ****
GE0RGE Z1MMER: You said dick.
GE0RGE Z1MMER: No wait...
GE0RGE Z1MMER: So now...
GE0RGE Z1MMER: It's a dildo, dick, AND a ****?
CaNnOtBeFiXeD122: My dildo dick and your a ****
GE0RGE Z1MMER: Wow, you sure do have alot of sexual organs, even some that are not part of a human body!
CaNnOtBeFiXeD122: GE0RGE Z1MMER: is gay
CaNnOtBeFiXeD122: cause he wont suck both of me
GE0RGE Z1MMER: Can I ask you something?
GE0RGE Z1MMER: Why must you do this?
CaNnOtBeFiXeD122: im horny bithc,,,,,thats why
GE0RGE Z1MMER: Why'd you pick me?
CaNnOtBeFiXeD122 wants to directly connect.
CaNnOtBeFiXeD122 is now directly connected.
CaNnOtBeFiXeD122: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/gecko/dumbass.jpg (NOTE: THIS PERSON THIS PERSON SENT IT THROUGH DIRECT CONNECT, THE URL IS SO YOU CAN SEE IT.)
GE0RGE Z1MMER: Let me guess...
CaNnOtBeFiXeD122:
GE0RGE Z1MMER: That's you?
CaNnOtBeFiXeD122: what do you mean
GE0RGE Z1MMER: Is that supposed to be a picture of you?
CaNnOtBeFiXeD122: of coarse
CaNnOtBeFiXeD122: if you dont believe me you can go **** your self
GE0RGE Z1MMER: Looks like I just did, first of all.
GE0RGE Z1MMER: That is a drawing.
GE0RGE Z1MMER: Second of all, you are not a woman.
CaNnOtBeFiXeD122: **** you why are you saying **** like that about me
GE0RGE Z1MMER: Because.... it's true?
CaNnOtBeFiXeD122: *****
CaNnOtBeFiXeD122 signed off at 8:10:51 PM.
CaNnOtBeFiXeD122 signed on at 8:11:07 PM.
CaNnOtBeFiXeD122 direct connection is closed.
GE0RGE Z1MMER: So... uhh.
GE0RGE Z1MMER: Is that it?
GE0RGE Z1MMER: You're just gonna leave me?
GE0RGE Z1MMER: After all the fun we had?
GE0RGE Z1MMER: Talk.
GE0RGE Z1MMER: Talk.
GE0RGE Z1MMER: Talk.
GE0RGE Z1MMER: Talk.
GE0RGE Z1MMER: Talk.
GE0RGE Z1MMER: Talk.
GE0RGE Z1MMER: Talk.
GE0RGE Z1MMER: Talk.
GE0RGE Z1MMER: Why won't you talk?
GE0RGE Z1MMER: So that's how it's gonna end?
GE0RGE Z1MMER: Wow...
GE0RGE Z1MMER: I thought you had more class.
GE0RGE Z1MMER: Atleast you didn't ignore me when you were trying to make me suck your dildo dick **** thing.
GE0RGE Z1MMER: Oh well...


And that's it. Pretty much all there is to it. I thought it was pretty funny. So maybe you guys could get a few laughs out of it.

EDIT: My friend Hindmost here decided to talk to the thing, so here is the AIM conversation between them. And yes, he is NOTGEORGE ZIMMER.

NOTGEORGE ZIMMER: Hey, guess who?
CaNnOtBeFiXeD122: The dick sucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CaNnOtBeFiXeD122: YAY
NOTGEORGE ZIMMER: yes
NOTGEORGE ZIMMER: still want to?
CaNnOtBeFiXeD122: yeah
NOTGEORGE ZIMMER: awesome
NOTGEORGE ZIMMER: when?
CaNnOtBeFiXeD122: ohh.....baby
CaNnOtBeFiXeD122: im fingering myself to your pic
NOTGEORGE ZIMMER: hot
CaNnOtBeFiXeD122: aww....
CaNnOtBeFiXeD122: yes....
CaNnOtBeFiXeD122: right there..
NOTGEORGE ZIMMER: HI, I'M NOT GEORGE ZIMMER, PRESIDENT AND CEO OF MEN'S WAREHOUSE. IF YOU LOW-LIFE WANNABE COCK PHEASANTS CONTINUE TO SHATTER MY GOOD NAME WITH HORRID AND TASTELESS ANECDOTES, I WILL FORCE MY COLOSSAL SPERM-WHALE UP YOUR **** SHOOT SO FAR THAT YOUR ANCESTORS IN HEAVEN WILL HAVE THEIR TEETH KNOCKED OUT FROM BEHIND. I GUARANTEE IT.
NOTGEORGE ZIMMER: LATER FURFAGZ!
*LOGS OUT*
*LOGS BACK IN*
NOTGEORGE ZIMMER: HI! I'M NOT GEORGE ZIMMER... FOUNDER AND CEO OF MEN'S WEAHROUSE! I'M BACK TO INFORM YOU OF THE GRAVE ERROR YOU HAVE MADE IN TALKING TO THE FAILED ANAL **** YOU ARE IM'ING. YOU SEE, THE PERSON YOU KNOW AS "GE0RGE Z1MMER" IS A SATANIST AND A KIKE! HIS FATHER INFORMED ME OF THESE FACTS WHILE GASPING FOR AIR AFTER MY COLLOSSAL MEATWAGON EXTENDED SO DEEP INTO HIS THROAT THAT THE CORNUCOPIA OF MANBUTTER AND AND BODILY FLUIDS HIS EXPERT TONGUEING PRODUCED COLLAPSED HIS LEFT LUNG! HE'S STILL LEAKING! HE CALLED ME SIX TIMES THIS MORNING AND HE'S A BAPTIST! I GUARANTEE IT!

And that's his part. I must thank him for the hilarious George Zimmer.

In the end, I'd like to thank Hindmost and the people over at #zangaroa for making this a great experience!

Ok that is funny, but i would of covered up the rest of the swear words and put mild language in the title.

Thanks for making a thread about it.

Originally Posted by milk

Thanks for making a thread about it.

Hey. I would say something along the lines of "Thanks for your unnecessary and totally useless input, ****-face!"

But... I wanna see if this thread can last.

Funny stuff. I'd put some warnings about this thread anyway(as advised above). You and your friend really pwned the dweeb.

hahaha, I love these kinds of convo's because they are so unrealistic.

Imagin if somthing like this happened in real life... pure hilarity

dude cmon, There are kids are these forums... Thats recreating gay porn in words... =\

I can say one thing, that post will probably get you a warning.

Lol. That was pretty funny. But has the people above said. Should of warned about the language.

Bah, Gecko can get away with it becuse he is phaptastical.

But yeah Gecko, another good ownage as always. I wish I had AIM so I can own n00bs, wait.....