post jokes quotes or saying that ya like
the first one I have is a funny saying:the cost of living is so expensive but yet it's so popular.
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"98% of ZU members spell the word Ganon wrong. If you are the 2% of people that spell it right, then copy and paste this in your sig."98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot.
Copy & Paste this in your sig if you're one of the 2% who hasn't.
2% of the population here at zu can't spell for nuggets. Copy and paste this into your sig if you are one of the 98% who can.
joke from FF Spirits Within... the book *hangs hea in shame* Am I that obssesed?
Jane saw Ryan and Neil crept down at the contol panel.
"Honsetly those two can't be left alone for a minute."
She walked up to them silently.
"What do you think you're doing?"
Neil would've normally jumped but this time it was a good thing he didn't, as he was messing about with wires... wires?
"Hey whatchit! You could kill a guy sneaking up on him like that!"
"I'm considering it anyway."
Not to be some mean dude... But isn't this supposed to go into the Official Fun thread, where everything funny is supposed to go? People have to search threads more nowadays, I saw alot of threads just about a little funny video, and those stuff could have gone into the fun thread.
yes buddhism is a religion- but there are no gods. (well maybe there are some, but buddha is not one of them) after being reincarnated many many many times you can reach a state of buddha- according to buddhism of course. but buddha himself/herself/itself is not a god.
and that famous fat guy "buddha" was supposedly one of the few people that reach the state of buddha.
98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot.
Copy & Paste this in your sig if you're one of the aforementioned 98%.
What'chu talkin' 'bout Willis? The famous lines uttered by Gary Colman. Who is also running for governer of California. Man, Cal. is going through some wierd times right now. A pornstar, a body building actor, another actor, a porn star, a porn magazine guy, and a wierd guy. Anyways...hm....funny phrases.......OH! FAMOUS LAST WORDS! I love these things. Just as a side note, these might be famous last words, but they were meant as a joke.
FLW: "Uh oh."
FLW: "What does this button do?" FLW: "C'MON MITCH!!!! SHOOT THE CIGARETTE OUTTA MY MOUTH!!!"
FLW: "Did that sign say watch for precipice?" FLW: "Does something smell like gas?"
FLW: "Honey! It's not lipstick! I SWEAR!!!"
FLW: "It's our anniversary?"
FLW: "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, COPPERS!!!"
FLW: "Ok Bonnie, as soon as we make it down this road some, we'll be home free."
FLW: (note: this one is just because of my dislike of this one movie) "Hey! Let's go see Final Destination 2!"
FLW: "Ooh, there's a penny in the road!"
Ok, that's it.
[Off Topic]Ok, just to finally clear things up, Buddha is not a god or a goddess, but a state of mind. It is a person that has being freed of ignorance and now sees the world with cleared eyes. Ignorance isn't bliss. End of discussion[/off topic]