IRC Quotes v2.0

Since the first ZU IRC Quotes thread was so popular (hit over 1,000 posts) I believe another thread is in order.

This is the ZU IRC Quotes thread. This is the place where you can post all those funny and rather odd quotes that strain from the IRC Chat. Which is located here.

ZU Chat rules still apply. The only other thing is when quoting, please try to refrain from the vulgar language and cut the unnecessary stuff from the quote. Makes the quote look better.

Of course, the first batch of quotes (From 2-27-04 til 1-8-05) can be located here

Post those quotes now.

<linksdouble2> hello everyone
<PhatMan> press alt + f4 to talk to me.
<-- sea- has quit (Quit: sea-)
<PhatMan> :O

Oh and wooh, first post in the ZUIRC quotes V2.

<linksdouble2> how the heck do i download any anysongs?!!?!?!
<PhatMan> Hmm.
<PhatMan> Try:
<PhatMan> /quit findsong
<PhatMan> Type that exactly into IRC.
<-- linksdouble2 has quit (Quit: findsong)
<PhatMan>
--> ZUChat (~ZUChat@gnug-F8D50671.lax1-4.28.226.106.lax1.dsl-verizon.net) has joined #zelda
<ZUChat> doesnt work
<PhatMan> Oh..
<PhatMan> Try:
<PhatMan> /part findsong
--- ZUChat is now known as linksdouble2
<-- linksdouble2(~ZUChat@gnug-F8D50671.lax1-4.28.226.106.lax1.dsl-verizon.net) has left #zelda (findsong)
<PhatMan>
<PhatMan> Teeheehee

MORE!

<Neko> *Goatse URL* is great.
<Neko> linksdouble2, did you check that link? They've got a nice p2p program for music.
<linksdouble2> no thanks
<linksdouble2> *shudders* that was gross
<PhatMan>
<PhatMan> OWNED!
<PhatMan> I think a quote is in order.

<The|Dude> penis

..right o.o;

Originally Posted by Yami

<The|Dude> penis

..right o.o;

Why in Hell would you post that?

I think we all know the answer to that one...

*coughs*

Heh, Sorry Sear, but I really looked down through the whole forum and it was at the very top

Don't worry Storm, we all know you're special.

<Radek> My first kiss was with Sear.
<Radek> He's such a pro.
<sea-> Behind the ice cream stand?
<sea-> Ah, yes..
<{sadida}> Kinky.
<sea-> Indeed.
<Radek> And then the movies.
<sea-> The ice cream feels so good down ther- uhm.
<Epyon> o_o
<sea-> Bye?
<sea-> Yes.
<sea-> That works.
<-- sea- (~SearanoX@gnug-1AA7A7AA.sympatico.ca) has left #zelda (YOU SAW NOTHING HERE TODAY.)
<Moo> lol
<Radek> Hahaha...

Had to guess that one was comming. ~_^

<Hindmost> The "no kid, married maybe, no kid or you die" speech is quite entertaining.
<Epyon> giving it or receiving it?
<Hindmost> receiving it.
<Asci> Heh, just like head.
<Hindmost> Good thing I wouldn't want any

This one doesn't need any explanation. ^_^

[17:26] <Flood_Ins> man I cant time
[17:27] <Flood_Ins> Type!

some random guy I was talking to...

<GoldChaos> And it is only like, half and inch big ;_;
* GoldChaos enlarges o-o


..yeah.

<Trico> I'd like more than 8
<PhatMan> INCHES!

Trico... >_>

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Beware... of the...

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[15:57] <Unknown> hope nobody knows ho i am!!! im terrified!!!
[15:57] <Unknown> ops.. did i say that loud
[15:58] <GoldChaos> I swear one day I am going to invent something that lets you punch people in the face over the internet

here are a few funny ones

<frank> can you help me install GTA3?
<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using
* frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
<knightmare> ...

<calin> we had a guy at school that wore black lipstick.. and was all gothy.. and then one day we caught him buying an assvibrator
<ecoli> ew.
<ecoli> wait, you "caught" him?
<ecoli> like, you were behind him in line at the assvibrator store?
<Aero> he doesnt answer
*** Quits: calin (No route to host)

<Raize> can you guys see what I type?
<vecna> no, raize
<Raize> How do I set it up so you can see it?

<idsif> you're smarter than the average american
<ascian> of course. i'm canadian.

and btw my irc is going to be back up soon so yeh... irc://DaggerNET.Ath.Cx

vdagger, you aren't supposed to post quotes from bash.org...

You are supposed to post quotes from the ZU IRC Channel, #zelda. Not someone else's old quotes everyone has seen/read already.

If you want to see this channel, go to irc.zeldauniverse.net, chnnel is #zelda. Quote from that place, not bash... thank you ^^;.

for those who are unaware of the ZU chat... *coughvdaggercough* You could visit it here:

http://www.zeldauniverse.net/main.php?page=chat

My job is done here