Your Bathroom Habits

What are your bathroom habits, ZU?

Well, okay. Allons-y!

1. Do you take long showers, or short ones?
Depends. Usually around 10 minute showers normally. When i need to...er...shave, its much longer.

2. Hot or cold water?
Hot.

3. Do you wash with soap each day?
Yes. I alternate between liquid body soap and a bar. Using one or the other too long makes me skin go "beagh"

4. Do you wash your hair each day?
Yes. I have odd skin so my scalp gets weird if i dont. Also my hair will get oily.

5. Do you shower at night or in the morning?
Usually in the mornings.

6. How often do you poop?
At least once or twice every other day.

7. Do you flush with the toilet lid up or down?
Up most of the time. Down at night.

8. Do you wipe?
Uhh yeah. I like being...clean there.

9. Do you fold the tissue or scrunch it?
Scrunch.

10. Do it remember to wash your hands?
All the time.

11. How often do you brush your teeth?
Once a day.

12. Do you use toothpaste?
Crest is lord.

13. How often do you shave?
Depending on the time of year. Once a week in the summer. Once every couple of weeks in winter.

14. Do you take baths, bubble baths?
Nyet. Just showers.

15. How often do you wash your towels?
When i do my laundry.

16. Do you put the fan on when you use the bathroom?
Yeah when i shower.

17. Any funny bathroom stories?
Not really. One time when i was about 13, i was racing my brother to the bathroom to get into the shower once. I lost because i slammed my little toe on the door and it actually broke. lol!

This is a weird thing to talk about but I swear to God you guys take loads of ♥♥♥♥s.

Originally Posted by POLICEMAN Gamzee

Do you take long showers, or short ones? Hot or cold water? Do you wash with soap each day? Do you wash your hair each day? Do you shower at night or in the morning?

I simply cannot take short showers because I include my daily shaving and teeth brushing habits as part of it so I can get all of my cleaning done while feeling relaxed. I usually use water between warm and hot. I wash with shower jelly every other day so as to not constantly rid my skin of its natural oils. I always shower in the morning because it awakens me completely and gives me a fresh start to a new day.

How often do you poop? Do you flush with the toilet lid up or down? Do you wipe? Do you fold the tissue or scrunch it? Do it remember to wash your hands?

I take care of my business when the duty calls and prefer to time it before having a shower so that I don't go around paranoid that I didn't wipe good enough, which answers the second question. I don't fold or scrunch the tissue, just throw it into the toiler as it is. I wash my hands every time I walk into the bathroom regardless of what I do.

How often do you brush your teeth? Do you use toothpaste? How often do you shave?

I brushed my teeth in the show every day, sometimes twice a day. I wanted to make twice a habit. I shave every day because I hate having little hair's on my face, which always happens 24 hours later.

Do you take baths, bubble baths?

I would love to, but I currently don't own a bath.

How often do you wash your towels? Do you put the fan on when you use the bathroom? Any funny bathroom stories?

Every few days or once a week.

Enlighten me.

You have been enlightened.

Do you take long showers, or short ones?
I guess that really depends. If I have nowhere to go, I tend to be kind of slow in the shower, especially if I have to wash my hair since my hair is long. But if I have to go to school or work, then it's usually rushed. I guess longer showers would be 20-25 minutes without washing my hair and maybe a bit longer if I am washing my hair. Fast showers would probably be 10-15 minutes.

Hot or cold water?
Definitely hot water. I can't stand cold showers. If the hot water starts running out in the shower, it's really unpleasant to me. I even have the water warm when I'm taking showers during the summer (though not as hot as when I shower during the winter..during cold weather, I have the water as hot as is bearable to me without it being painful, lol)

Do you wash with soap each day?
Yes. I love Dove brand soap; I use the bar soap to wash my face and the body wash for the rest.

Do you wash your hair each day?
No, I generally don't need to. My hair isn't very oily and I can go a couple of days without having to wash it. And considering shampoo can dry out and damage the hair if used too often, I take advantage of the fact that I don't need to wash it each day.

Though I do wash my bangs in between washing all of my hair so they don't start flopping in strange directions and looking flat.

Do you shower at night or in the morning?
It depends. I think for the most part I shower in the morning because I like going out for the day fresh out of the shower. However, when I know I need to wake up really early to go somewhere, I sometimes shower the night before just to get it out of the way.

Do it remember to wash your hands?
I always wash my hands after I use the bathroom.

How often do you brush your teeth?
Twice a day, in the morning and before I go to bed.

Do you use toothpaste?
Yes

How often do you shave?
That tends to vary. I generally have to shave my legs every other day and stick to that if I'm wearing outfits during the summer that show my legs. In the colder months, I get lazier because I wear thick tights with skirts or pants, so you can't see if any hairs are coming back. But I don't let it go for long because I personally don't like how it feels to have hair on my legs.

Do you take baths, bubble baths?
Once in awhile. I've attempted using a bubble bath as a different atmosphere for studying a couple of times and it never worked. I just feel uncomfortable and paranoid that my papers are going to get wet.

How often do you wash your towels?
I don't do the laundry in my house. XD Though whenever any of us uses towels during a bath, it goes directly into the laundry hamper for washing.

Any funny bathroom stories?
Haha, was just talking about this in Nayru the other day, may as well share it here too.

I have the bad luck of walking into public bathrooms right as people are noisily doing number 2 in their stall. Either that or as I'm in my stall trying to do my business, out of NOWHERE loud disgusting number two sounds in the stall next to me startle the hell out of me. It's always incredibly awkward for me and even though I shouldn't be the one who's embarrassed, I want to get out of that bathroom as fast as possible because I don't want to see the person who's creating those sounds. I guess I'm afraid I'll start laughing like an immature idiot if I see them. XD

I find it really awkward when I run into any of my professors in the bathroom. They typically look equally uncomfortable.

And I am also a horrible glutton for punishment when it comes to disgusting sights in public bathrooms. Someone could literally warn me ahead of time NOT to go within 10 feet of a particular stall because it's a nasty sight and I have this morbid compulsion to take a peek at it, even though I'll be horrified since I have such a bodily function phobia. XD There are some things I have seen in bathrooms through the years of elementary school to college that will never leave my mind.

Like the time someone covered almost every inch of a toilet seat in my high school with crap. I don't even know HOW they managed it, it looked like they had a butt explosion or like they wiped their behind on the toilet bowl instead of toilet paper

*vomits laughter*
Nice stories.

Do you take long showers, or short ones?
10 to 20 minutes.

Hot or cold water?
Both.

Do you wash with soap each day?
Yes.

Do you wash your hair each day?
Yes.

Do you shower at night or in the morning?
Mostly at night, unless I mowed the grass and need to take a shower

Do it remember to wash your hands?
I rememeber to wash my hands after I use the bathroom.

How often do you brush your teeth?
Once or twice a day.

Do you use toothpaste?
Yes. Colegate, is the ♥♥♥♥ that gets things clean!

How often do you shave?
Varies, usually every other day. Sometimes a little longer. I don't let my beard grow out that much.

Do you take baths, bubble baths?
Bubble showers!

How often do you wash your towels?
I don't do the laundry in my house. But whenever anyone uses towels for a bath, it goes into the hamper.

Any funny bathroom stories?
Poetry on the stall walls!

"Here I sit, in this stall.
Alone in discomfort, with no one at all.
As I piss, I take a ♥♥♥♥.
I hope so much, you get to see it."

That's something I will never forget.

Do you take long showers, or short ones?

Usually around 10 or 15 minutes, unless I shave.

Hot or cold water?

Warm water.

Do you wash with soap each day?

Jup, I use bar soap.

Do you wash your hair each day?

Yes, seems kinda pointless to take a shower if you're not washing your hair.

Do you shower at night or in the morning?

Usually in the morning. I like to feel clean during the day. I'm pretty obsessive when it comes to cleanliness.

How often do you poop?

Once or twice every other day, usually. Sometimes I have stomach problems, though. That usually affects that bodily function.

Do you flush with the toilet lid up or down?

Always down, otherwise you're spreading germs all over the bathroom.

Do you wipe? Do you fold the tissue or scrunch it?

Well, yeah. I fold tissue. It feels weird if I don't.

Do it remember to wash your hands?

Always.

How often do you brush your teeth?

Once a day. I should prob'ly brush more often, though.

Do you use toothpaste?

Yup, cinnamon crest. Always. The minty toothpaste burns too much.

How often do you shave?

It all depends. Usually once a week.

Do you take baths, bubble baths?

Nope, just showers. It's quicker and easier.

How often do you wash your towels?

I always use a clean towel. I wash them whenever I do laundry.

Do you put the fan on when you use the bathroom?

My bathroom doesn't have a fan. I don't think I've ever lived in a house with a fan.

Any funny bathroom stories?
Not that I can think of. I sometimes sing in the shower. Oh, everytime I turn on the water, my cat runs in real fast to see it, for some reason. That's kinda funny.

Now I see what Nicolette meant when she said this thread was awkward to write in o____o OH WELL XD

I usually take a shower every second day, and I take considerably long showers (usually at a maximum time of 20 minutes) but it's all because I've got to wash my extremely dry curly hair .____.

We have to be careful with our bathroom door because the door knob came out so if we slam the door it'll get stuck and we'll be trapped on one side thankfully though, if you have the doorknob, you can just stick it in and turn it to open it XD if not, well . . . you'd better hope there's someone else in the house to help you >____>

OH YESH, and an interesting bathroom fact: You should keep your toothbrushes and other hygienic devices at least 7 feet away from the toilet, as these items can be contaminated with 'poop particles' floating around the toilet seat And now you've learned something today :3

This is not really a funny story, it's more like something I have to do.

Since I don't poop often (I said twice a week, but I can sometimes go like a week and a half without pooping) the things are often kinda huge.

So sometimes I purposely don't flush.

Instead, I return later with a stick to break the thing in pieces, otherwise I'd be getting a clogged toilet and nobody likes a clogged toilet.

I take long showers for a guy but it's not all my fault as I have super thick and dense hair that takes longer to be cleaned. I always brush my teeth, shave 1 every 2 or 3 days. I use shampoo and conditioner almost always as well as soap unless if it was a second shower of the day where I might not.

I could use more fiber in my diet let us say. I fold and wash my hands constantly even when it wasn't after using the bathroom.

I replace the towels after a single use.



Recently I saw a spider on the curtain and I tired to snap it off from the other side while I was there taking a shower. Somehow the spider ended up on the palm of my hand. I freaked out and next thing I know I was on the bathroom floor and I ripped the curtain and broke the toilet seat from knocking into it.

The toilet seat was only a week old.

Originally Posted by Khao

Instead, I return later with a stick to break the thing in pieces, otherwise I'd be getting a clogged toilet and nobody likes a clogged toilet.

That seems like a good (and rather disgusting) tactic.

I think my boyfriend should just do what you do. Every time he goes to the bathroom I swear to god he's in there for like 45 minutes just taking a poop XD

My brother is like that too but he has a legit reason - whenever he sits down to use the bathroom he starts reading, so he'll sit there still on the toilet after he's finished his business reading novels or Archie comics

Originally Posted by Nite and Deigh

Recently I saw a spider on the curtain and I tired to snap it off from the other side while I was there taking a shower. Somehow the spider ended up on the palm of my hand. I freaked out and next thing I know I was on the bathroom floor and I ripped the curtain and broke the toilet seat from knocking into it.

The toilet seat was only a week old.

Spiders be trolling lolol reading this made me laugh, but I hope you're alright from the fall (and hopefully you'll be able to replace your toilet seat).

I shower once a day. If I don't have anything to do and my girlfriend's already showered, then I like to stay in until the hot water runs out. No matter how much time I take however, I do make sure to wash everything from head to toe.

Generally poop once a day. Usually before I do anything physical, or just after waking up from a nap. I also brush my teeth once a day.

As far as amusing bathroom stories, I've got one brief story along with a recurring instance.

STORYTIME!

After picking up my Blue October CD's from my mom's house, I was overcome with a wave of excitement. I'd always wanted the opportunity to play, "Calling You" for a significant other, but never got the chance. Now that I not only had a girlfriend, but was also living with her, I had all the time in the world to do so.

Did I do it in a romantic manner? Perhaps a candlelight dinner, or awaking her with the song and snuggles?

Nah. She was on the toilet when I got home, so I just popped the CD in, stripped to my underwear (My exact reasoning behind that part escapes me), and threw open the bathroom door. I then sang along to the song, serenading her while the poor girl was in the midst of pooping.

FREQUENT OCCURRENCE

The bathroom isn't always a place of romance. More often than not it is a place of pure terror. Picture this: My girlfriend is trying to enjoy a nice warm shower. I mean really warm. She turns the water up way too high for even my comfort. In creeps a shadowy figure. No, this man is not brandishing a knife. Instead he has much more sinister plans. He undoes his pants, sits on the toilet... and makes his girlfriend hate the next few minutes of her life.

Yes, I do that. Yes, my girlfriend (surprisingly) stays with me. When nature calls...

Originally Posted by Gamzee

Do you take long showers, or short ones? Hot or cold water?

Do you wash with soap each day?

Yes

Do you wash your hair each day?

Yes

Do you shower at night or in the morning?

How often do you poop?

Maybe 2 times a day. idk

Do you flush with the toilet lid up or

?

Do you wipe?

Ja

Do you fold the tissue or scrunch it?

Do it remember to wash your hands?

Yes.

How often do you brush your teeth? Do you use toothpaste?

2 times a day. Yes.

How often do you shave?

Whenever I feel like it.

Do you take baths, bubble baths?

Rarely, but when I do, it is a bubble bath.

How often do you wash your towels?

Every 3rd day.

Do you put the fan on when you use the bathroom?

Nah.

What are your bathroom habits?
I often sit on the toilet and ponder life and the universe.

Do you take long showers, or short ones?
I take relatively long showers, around twenty minutes.

Hot or cold water?
Who takes cold showers?

Do you wash with soap each day?
Every few days.

Do you wash your hair each day?
Yep. I use shampoo almost ever time I enter a shower, since my hair is getting kind of long and I have no plans to cut it any time soon.

Do you shower at night or in the morning?
Normally in le matin.

How often do you poop?
I've always wanted to be asked this question.
I poop when I have to. I haven't really calculated the frequency of my pooping, but I'd say one to three times a day.

Do you flush with the toilet lid up or down?
I forget.

Do you wipe?
Why would I?

Do you fold the tissue or scrunch it?
It's usually rolled up.

Do you remember to wash your hands?
Maybe. :X

How often do you brush your teeth?
Since I still have braces, I brush after I eat to get food out of my mouth. I floss at least once a day, but I floss twice or more times in a day if brushing simply can't get all of the food out of my mouth.

Do you use toothpaste?
Of course.

How often do you shave?
Every few days. I can grow facial hair quickly and it bothers and annoys me because I prefer having a clean face.

Do you take baths, bubble baths?
I forget the last time I took either of those. I always take showers.

How often do you wash your towels?
I use my towel twice, but I forget how often I wash them.

Do you put the fan on when you use the bathroom?
If it gets steamy, I open a window.

Originally Posted by Kiri-Kraze

Nah. She was on the toilet when I got home, so I just popped the CD in, stripped to my underwear (My exact reasoning behind that part escapes me), and threw open the bathroom door. I then sang along to the song, serenading her while the poor girl was in the midst of pooping.

Oh god, that's just terrible. Not the best way to serenade a woman >____> I feel bad for you, son.

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OH YESH, kind of creepy bathroom story . . .

Okay, so my body has this bad habit of getting sick on Christmas right? So many of my Christmases have been spent dying on the couch and vomiting so much that I lose 5 pounds in ten minutes . . .

ANYWAY, when I was really young (like I'm talking 5 or 6 years old) my dad decided to videotape the occasion. And of course, I get sick.

So I'm in the bathroom with the worst case of diarrhea a five-year-old could have, and guess what dad does?

He walks into the bathroom and starts videotaping me sitting on the crapper.

So yeah, my dad is a pedophile, and apparently has a strange fetish for watching children poop .____.

Originally Posted by Gamzee

Do you take long showers, or short ones? Hot or cold water? Do you wash with soap each day? Do you wash your hair each day? Do you shower at night or in the morning?

I tend to take showers that are probably in between short and long, that is when I have the time. I can only take hot showers. I can't stand cold showers. Of course I wash with soap and wash my hair e

How often do you poop?

Why, I never! How could you even suggest I do such an grotesque thing?

Too much.

Do you flush with the toilet lid up or down?

Depends. I'll leave it at that.

Do you fold the tissue or scrunch it?

Who even folds? I never saw the point in it.

Do it remember to wash your hands?

Of course!

How often do you brush your teeth? Do you use toothpaste? How often do you shave?

I tend to brush my teeth once a day. I need to do it more... Of course I use toothpaste. As for shaving, that depends.

Do you take baths, bubble baths?

I haven't had a bath in years. I only do showers.

How often do you wash your towels?

My parents do that.

Do you put the fan on when you use the bathroom?

Every single time. Because otherwise it's too quiet in the bathroom and that bothers me.

Any funny bathroom stories?

I'm sure I have something, but I have to go now, so maybe I'll edit this later if I think of anything.

Do you take long showers, or short ones?
Depends.

Hot or cold water?
Always hot water, or else I get sick.

Do you wash with soap each day?
Wash what with soap? That's vague.

Do you wash your hair each day?
No, I don't.

Do you shower at night or in the morning?
Night and morning.

How often do you poop?
I don't keep count.

Do you flush with the toilet lid up or down?
Usually down.

Do you wipe?
Usually.

Do you fold the tissue or scrunch it?
I wet the toilet paper then wipe it.

Do it remember to wash your hands?
How could I forget?

How often do you brush your teeth?
Everyday. Once or twice a day depending on what I ate or if I have an orthodontist appointment that day.

Do you use toothpaste?
Yes, I do.

How often do you shave?
I never shave my face, but I like shaving my arms and legs, and I don't do that very often because the razor is never charged, and I don't know where the charger is.

Do you take baths, bubble baths?
No.

How often do you wash your towels?
I don't ever wash them. I don't do the laundry in the house.

Do you put the fan on when you use the bathroom?
You people have weird bathrooms. My bathroom has no outlets.

Any funny bathroom stories?
No.

Do you wipe?
Usually.

I have a serious problem with this.

Do you take long showers, or short ones?
Medium.

Hot or cold water?
Warm.

Do you wash with soap each day?
Yes.

Do you wash your hair each day?
I take a shower, so yeah.

Do you shower at night or in the morning?
Night, mainly.

How often do you poop?
Once a day, twice if I ate a lot.

Do you flush with the toilet lid up or down?
Up.

Do you wipe?
Yes.

Do you fold the tissue or scrunch it?
Fold.

Do it remember to wash your hands?
Yes.

How often do you brush your teeth?
Once or twice per day.

Do you use toothpaste?
Well, duh.

How often do you shave?
Face, once a week or two.

Do you take baths, bubble baths?
No. I don't have bathtub.

How often do you wash your towels?
When I do laundry. Like once a week.

Do you put the fan on when you use the bathroom?
Don't have a fan in the bathroom.

Any funny bathroom stories?
I once got locked inside for 4 hours until my mom opened the door from the outside.

^ Why is there a lock on the outside of the bathroom?

Originally Posted by Cor Sicarius

^ Why is there a lock on the outside of the bathroom?

The door knob was screwed, so if you completely closed the door, you couldn't open it from inside.