bad day on the fail me pirate friend!

Okay I want you to name a bad day that came tomore fails.Here is my answer and example.





I was sitting down on my chair when I was drinking lemonade but I poked my eye with the straw. I then fell out of the chair and tried getting up but the chair slid and I hit my head on the table.....Those are two fails in an instant on a bad day. I was kicked out of my parent's house.Then I left home cuz I need to by band aids and then I fall on the wet floore on the store and I was getting up and my hand slid due to water and I hit my face again. This happened 7 times mabey. I then went to a coffee shop all wet and hurt and the waiter dropped the coffee on me and I stood up and found out there was another waiter behind me and I felt the boiling water reach my neck. I then fell and hit my head on the table. The waiter then offered free coffee but dropped it by accident again. See all those fails? Ithen was alking back home with no band aids but a burning neck and a bleeding head and I got mugged. THE POLICEOFFICER DID NOT NOTICE! He just jumped on my back and took m buisness card for Nintendo. I was all defuq just happened?




So see all those fails such as dropping coffee on me and falling and hitting my head on a bad day. The pirate is the mugger guy by the way. So name your crappy day with lots of fails like mine. Like you were mad like me at my lil bro for flushing your glasses down the toilet and you opened the tooth paste and the cap really did hurt your eye like in Spongebob......It really happened. So I made my details and stories now you name me yours. Make it as long as you want or if you want make more then one.

have you ever been so far even as decided to use go want to look more like?

Originally Posted by Double A

have you ever been so far even as decided to use go want to look more like?

What?

Originally Posted by Double A

have you ever been so far even as decided to use go want to look more like?

Have you ever had a dreams that's... that, you, um... you had you'd you would you could you do you would you wants you you could do so m... you you do you could you you want you want him to do you so much you could do anything?

Originally Posted by Strawberry

Have you ever had a dreams that's... that, you, um... you had you'd you would you could you do you would you wants you you could do so m... you you do you could you you want you want him to do you so much you could do anything?

Yes.

I finally got into here:


But as I walked in I slipped on an ice cube and got covered in booboos!

There are days where the KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA makes life better


IT'S THE PIZZA FOR YOU AND ME

This has clearly become trollfest 2012.

Please put more thought into OPs before creating threads.