Hitting people with your thinger.

I think that something can deffo be said for violence ... violent in a controlled way. Asserting yourself can be difficult because people are immune to words and feelings and all those intangible things you throw at them because conflict makes this kind of 'wall' which is impenetrable. When this happens I usually get my dick out and slap some mofos because that's a tangible sensation that is guaranteed to provide results. Of course the hit is also only slightly painful and really it's still the 'idea' of the hit more than the actual hit.

I was at work the other day and somebody planted me with a ♥♥♥♥ load of paperwork and really I wasn't up for it. He wouldn't budge, of course. I think that it was sensible at this point for me to take my trousers off and slap him in the face with my dick. Company cohesion policy didn't ban this explicitly and I think that it promoted community welfare. My office is full of people slapping each other with their dicks now and our efficiency has sky rocketed thanks to the fear of the phallus.

I'd recommend this act. I'd also like to hear techniques and personal experiences. Let's be mature because I really do want to know these things. No need to lock.

Interestingly there are lots of people who can't do this because they don't have the equipment. Advice for arming yourself with your vagina would be good because this creates gender equality in the realm of genital punishment.

I've been doing this for years in America, but I've gotten horrible results and the courts have explicitly told me that it's illegal and I need to stop.

sorry bro

but we dont allow dickslapping here on ZUOLIDF