You're on a stage

I would be serious at first and start singing. I'm not an amazing singer, but I'm pretty good. Then when it gets awkward I would sing some Chuck Testa.

If it is just an audience of normal adults, I'd probably break out my bass guitar/effects/loop system/amp and then improvise a song.

Bunch a loops, lots of percussive lines.


If it is an audience of I dunno, people there for something a bit less arty, I wouldn't mind beginning a dialogue about social stratification as a violation of human rights.

Originally Posted by AzraelBlack

If it is an audience of I dunno, people there for something a bit less arty, I wouldn't mind beginning a dialogue about social stratification as a violation of human rights.

You know that awkward moment when you have to google a term to understand something someone said?

Just had it.

and made it more awkward by posting it.

The majority of my time spent on stage was when I used to dance. I'm not really up for that anymore.

Right now you'd probably get 15 minutes of me awkwardly discussing the games I've been playing recently. I do that a lot.

I would ask for a sword, green cap and tunic, also a field of grass. Also a tree background and spider. then i would sing. I got no fairy,I cannot lie. My tunics green, my cap is too.A fairy found me its name is Navi. A giant tree is looking for me.I fight some spiders,they shoot webs at me.I go through a door, look up and what do I see?A giant spider looking at me! Slash and stab, my enemy. Pick up a heart , piece, it heals me. I then take a bow and chuckle at there dumbstruck faces

Honestly? I would probably just stare the audience down until the 15 minutes are up.

I'm not an entertainer, but you're free to look at my bod' while we wait.

Originally Posted by Xeno

I'm not an entertainer, but you're free to look at my bod' while we wait.

I'd take that offer every day.

I'd rap and do a couple songs. Then monolouge about whatever for 5 or 6 minutes.

I might show up in costume wearing a thrift store leaisure suit, some♥♥♥♥.