Ordered 2 pizzas.... ended up with 19

I ordered 2 from a local place that's decent but not as good as Pizza Hut. The delivery dude pulls up into my culdesac driveway in his stupid Prius, gives me my pizzas which cost $9, and as I whip out a crisp c-note he says "Sorry sir, I can't break that because we aren't allowed to carry around lots of cash. Company policy" I told him tough s*** but he still didn't take it. There was no way in hell I was giving him my cc # (he had weirdo black makeup around his eyes) so I told him to go back and bring me $99 worth of pizza

about 2 hours later his hipster ass shows up again. I gave him my money and told him to keep the change and to throw the other 17 pizzas in the trash on his way out. He goes all liberal on me saying he was going to give it to the homeless or some s*** but I told him if he did that I'd have him fired. Also his effing car dripped oil down my driveway so I'm about to call and report him just for that. This has been a crappy night

Weird, I thought I closed out of Whitewhine.com

Okay, first of all, does anybody find this as hilarious as I do?

Second of all, where do you live? You need to invite all of ZU to come and help eat those pizzas.

Lastly, I'm glad you showed that guy what was up.

Wait a minute... the pizza place is decent, but worse than Pizza Hut?

How is that possible, Pizza Hut is ♥♥♥♥ tier at best?

Yeah, uh, okay.

Something like this is more appropriate for the clans or The GCC thread, not a thread all on its own.

But I hope you got bacon on those pizzas.