I had a sheltie named Sandy who was the cutest little thing ever.
She would love to herd us whenever we were outside or running around. She also loved to attack our feet, pull on our hair and chew on our ears. She was very gentle though and never hurt us, although as a puppy she would rip holes in our socks all the time until she figured out how not to tear the fabric.
She ♥♥♥♥ing LOVED lotion. If somebody put lotion on their legs or something she was like sprint over there to link it off. It was like cat nip of her.
She also loved air hockey. Whenever we would be playing it, she would barrel downstairs and hop up on the table and start pawing and parking at the puck.
She also loved car rides, especially when we were visiting my grandparents. (She didn't like car rides to the vet though.)
She was terrified of other animals. Like when I tried taking her to a dog training class, she refused to do anything, even when I bribed her with food. Like these dogs would be doing backflips and ♥♥♥♥ and my dog would be just like "no, I'm gonna hide under this chair, k?"
She was a huge mooch as well. If you ignored her during dinner she would whine and poke you with her nose until you gave her food.
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Every cat I've ever had has shown dogs who's boss whenever they're around.
Size matters not. All dogs have two weak spots:
1. Their soft, wet noses. One swipe and the dog is the cat's ♥♥♥♥♥.
2. Ever see a cat jump on a dog's back and dig in with their claws? This freaks out dogs to no end and they'll try to run off (with the cat still firmly lodged) while doing that high pitched howling/whining thing.
My cat is named Charlie(Charles). He's... kind of a twat. We got him when he was 3 because the lady was too old to take care of him. He stayed in our house for like a week, but now he spends most of his time next door with the 90-something old woman there(different woman). She feeds him and looks after him, so we basically see him once every couple of weeks.
Though I guess it's sweet. She lost her partner about 2 years back, shortly after we moved, so maybe he's just being her companion or something. I dunno. He probably just likes all the expensive ♥♥♥♥ she gives him.
As we didn't raise him, he's not incredibly fond of us and he'd rather sleep on a bed by himself than with anyone, he doesn't play much. Though he does have cute moments, like when he stole my arm:
My cat Chloe is the clumsiest little kitty ever.
I think she might have brain problems maybe or I don't know but. She's a little slow.
She's the sweetest cat but definitely does not always land on her feet and
it kinda made me laugh sometimes when she'd try to jump somewhere and fall (which was usually). and then she'd like, get this astounded look on her face for a second but then get up all calm and walk away like she did it on purpose
I have a cat named Thomas O'Malley (We all call him Tom :3) who has cerebral palsy or something. His hind legs are all floppy and he is wicked clumsy (and adorable!), and he has an obsession with looking out my window (and the window MUST be opened), but he will not go outside. He sleeps with me every night too, until his neurotic, bipolar brother comes in and tries to murder him. He also tries to attack the dog, even though he's small and can barely run.
Kevin is another strange one (the bipolar brother kitty I was talking about). He will only let certain people touch him (my sister and her boyfriend, and strangely my brother, who broke another one of my cats' leg) and he'll run away from my mom, my dad and me. Until I'm half asleep of course. Every night I leave the door open for Tom and Simba (who refuses to sleep with me and instead sleeps under my desk) when Kevin walks in. If I move slightly as he hops onto the bed, he will run like hell out of my room. Another thing is, I hate having my door ajar, as I only leave it open a crack every night, and he will leave my door gaping. When and if he settles on my bed, he allows me to stroke him, but if I approach him any other time, he beelines out of my way.
Other than that my cats are basically normal.
My dog also keeps a bunch of stuffed animals by her bed and will not stand for anyone taking her Simba doll. She also has an unnatural attachment to the couch cushions from a couch we threw out (the cats demolished it) and that now serves as her bed.
Which reminded me I have this video of Brandon's cat, Binks (I curse at the end, be warned). I was trying to get him to do a response to Jordan/little people that think their gay's video where Jordan's cat made a response video to me, where I was making a response video to Cody, who was making that video for me. Yes:
And, uh, he likes to rub on plastic so long as it's new plastic. Once he's rubbed his face on it, he doesn't go back to it. Thing is I'm told that's actually not that unusual 'cause a lot of cats like plastic, but uuuhhhh he's particularly fond of our trash bags, right? Like he'll rub his face on it when we line a new one on the can, but the thing is when we pull the trash bag OUT of the box... he's terrified of it. He will panic and dash across the room and hide under the bed at the sight/sound of the new trash bag being pulled out of the box. But as soon as we place it in the can, he's like 'EEEHHH BUDDY WHERE'VE YOU BEEN BRO / rubs face on it.
He is absolutely insane. He shows that he loves you by hurting you. If he avoids you, he doesn't like you. Otherwise he'll bite your fingers, face or steal whatever you're holding. Actually his favorite thing to do is land on my head, grab a hair and then jump off.
One of my favorite moments was when our neighbors were having a cookout. I watched someone pulling bits of the crust off his sandwich and throwing them to him. Suddenly he flew up, landed on his arm, snatched the whole sandwich, and flew away. Love that bird. As quirky as he is, I love him.
My cat is pretty typical. He just bros around all day bein' a cat.
My friend's cat has a really odd quirk, though. He has this spot right by his tail and if you do much as touch it he goes ape♥♥♥♥ licking the air or anything he comes in contact with, sometimes also softly biting things. The harder you rub the more intensely he'll lick. The vet has said it's fine, and I've done some light googling and found nothing conclusive. Anyone else got a cat that does that?
My cat, Misty (born April 2, 2003), has this thing, where she moves her arms up and down while standing up even though there's nothing there. It's not like there's a fly or something flying, she does it regardless.
My dog, Pugsie, likes laying in my closet full of shoes. He will not lay anywhere else. The little ass will nudge all of my shoes out of the closet, turn around a few times, and sit down and remain there unless you call him, it's time to eat, or I physically remove him. I guess it's because the closet also has all my clothes in it, and he likes the familiar scent? I have no idea.
He also hates getting his paws wet. He'll WALK AROUND mud puddles. He has no problem if he accidentally PEES on his own paws, but oh god he'll make such a fuss if he steps in a mud puddle.
Well, i have a snake (nine actually but im talking about this one) who is a Madagascan Giant hognose snake, and whenever I enter the room, he stands up and flares his hood like a cobra, but once he's out of his cage he'll crawl around on you all day. He loves hoodies with one big pocket in the front that he just curls up and rests in..... and I also have a clownfish who draws blood just about every time I stick my hand anywhere near her host coral. and since its a small tank, that means every time I have to reach into the tank. But she's a cute and active little critter so that makes up for her being a little orange streak of death some of the time.
My German Shepherd was curled up next to me on the bed while I was minding my own business, surfing the web on my laptop. Then all of a sudden, she gets up, smacks me in the head with her paw, sniffs my back and then curls up again. Wtf, man? Hahaha.
Name: Mochalicious Chocolatte (aka Mocha)
Occupation: Being a fat lard
Signature Attack: Vagina/Dick Smash
Upon greeting someone, Mocha will preform the "Vagina/Dick Smash", a mode of attack in which her large, cold, wet nose will be jammed with impressive force into your crotch or ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ area. New or familiar, young or old, none are spared so long as your privates are in range. This makes for interesting conversation starters, especially if she does this to complete strangers--which she often does.
Due to puppyhood trauma involving a herd of cats jumping out of a street gutter, she also has a fear of street gutters. She will make a large arc to avoid walking near one, eyeing it wearily, waiting for any feline foes to emerge suddenly from its depths.
She also has a crippling fear of cardboard boxes, due to my sister and I being dicks to her when she was little and chasing her with them. Though instead of simply running away, she violently destroys them, then hides under a table.
Unfortunately, she must wear a muzzle at all times when outside of our property, because she is also a huge ♥♥♥♥♥ and attacks any and all dogs within her sight. The last straw was when she took on a pack of about 7 golden retrievers--4 of which weren't leashed--forcing me to face the wrath of a pair of very angry ladies.
EDIT: also she perpetually smells like a horse stable