TO THE STAFF OF ZU...

I am ashamed of you. I thought I could count on you to do what's right in situations that I was out of luck. I was trapped in the corner, without a way to get out. This has to stop. It must. If not I am calling the authorities and you will be settling this with my agent.

Why you let this member have such a profane username? *RAGE*

WHY!?

It clearly states in the rules that explicit text is against the rules. It also clearly states in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Universe, this is against the rules.

NEXT TIME THIS HAPPENS, A $591 FINE SHALL BE IN STORE FOR EACH MOD, MULTIPLIED BY THE NUMBER OF FAMILY MEMBERS IN EACH MOD'S FAMILY.

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So, any questions?

Do you have any nuggets?

You know, it could be referring to...i dunno....A Conservative ROOSTER? Yeah you know that? Cockadoodledoo!

In all seriousness though, i dont really see a problem and you are the only one to complain unless this is just a lulzy topic. Im unclear.

Then why not just say Great Conservative Rooster?

Because cock is funnier
and it fits him

because it's ZU. You're not used to this by now?

Because "Cock" also means penis.

So like, yeah i dont really see the point of this because its becoming spammy nonsense. If you really do have an issue with the name, Hippo, PM one of us and we'll see whats up.