What did you learn today?

Everybody farts.

I've learned that I can no longer go 5+ hours without food like I used to. I'm so dizzy.

Also, I learned how to make smart playlists on itunes, which is slightly more educational.

Sleeping seven hours a night feels way better than sleeping five or less hours a night.

Indian door knockers are VERY persistent.

Today I learned that ♥♥♥♥ SHIMANO and that SRAM double tap is really cool!

That waking up with a centipede on your ceiling is not a good way to start your morning.

Originally Posted by Ahluk

Everybody farts.

Super common misconception. Women don't fart though. Their digestive system works differently. I don't know exactly how it all works, but you're wrong.



I didn't learn anythang today, but recently I discovered Garrett Hardin in class recently and was surprised that not only was someone saying what I never wanted to, but also most people in class agreed with him.

He goes further than I ever would but I'm glad that I didn't hear the argument that he was a soulless dick. Peeps are more logical than you think Nyyuchka.

Originally Posted by Nite and Deigh

Super common misconception. Women don't fart though. Their digestive system works differently. I don't know exactly how it all works, but you're wrong.

So today I read an article about diplomacy and frankly, the stuff diplomats need to know about protocoll seems a bit redundant. :'>

I learned that Norway really should reconsider how our postoffice works. Because it sucks.

Originally Posted by Nite and Deigh

Super common misconception. Women don't fart though. Their digestive system works differently. I don't know exactly how it all works, but you're wrong.

No, that's sexist. Women do release gas, I would know. I have heard and smelt it.

Originally Posted by OneHungryHippo

No, that's sexist. Women do release gas, I would know. I have heard and smelt it.

I don't know if I want to know how you got in the situation that required you to feel and smell the gas of a woman.

Originally Posted by Keaton-King

I don't know if I want to know how you got in the situation that required you to feel and smell the gas of a woman.

There are a lot of situations, like being locked up in a tiny room with a sinister friend.... *Shrugs*

I have learnt to not start a 10-paged paper three weeks before it is due. Research included.

Today I learned, that if you are going to re-apply sunscreen to an area... make sure you re-apply to more than one area.

My arms are totally white, but my neckline and shoulders are completely sunburnt. lol. Derp mistake

Originally Posted by Mafoofoo

When a friend breaks up with crazy you DO NOT I repeat, DO NOT go to crazy's apartment to pick up his stuff for him.

If you do well...You're gonna have a bad time.

Tell him the first rule bout sticking your dick in crazy is that you DO NOT STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY.

Originally Posted by Insert Pony Name Here

Tell him the first rule bout sticking your dick in crazy is that you DO NOT STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY.

This wasn't crazy from the get go. It was like "oh awesome chill hotness!", which became "kinda jealous hotness", to "crazy but still too hot to stop hotness!", to "mother of god i need to get the ♥♥♥♥ out hotness".

The worst kind.

omg SRAM drivetrains are way too expensive. ♥♥♥♥.

Originally Posted by Nite and Deigh

Super common misconception. Women don't fart though. Their digestive system works differently. I don't know exactly how it all works, but you're wrong.

I'm most definitely a macho man.

I learned that Alfred Hitchcock is far more amazing than I had previously given him credit.

I learned that I don' like it when I'm home alone, and regret not speaking enough with my sister and nephew when the're home.