Super common misconception. Women don't fart though. Their digestive system works differently. I don't know exactly how it all works, but you're wrong.
I didn't learn anythang today, but recently I discovered Garrett Hardin in class recently and was surprised that not only was someone saying what I never wanted to, but also most people in class agreed with him.
He goes further than I ever would but I'm glad that I didn't hear the argument that he was a soulless dick. Peeps are more logical than you think Nyyuchka.
Tell him the first rule bout sticking your dick in crazy is that you DO NOT STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY.
This wasn't crazy from the get go. It was like "oh awesome chill hotness!", which became "kinda jealous hotness", to "crazy but still too hot to stop hotness!", to "mother of god i need to get the ♥♥♥♥ out hotness".