Personal Fantasies

I'd like to live back in the days of the 40s-50s.

I want to be one of those single parents who rarely sleeps or eats. They work two jobs just to be able to pay bills, take care of my child, and live on my own.

It will never happen though.

Originally Posted by Cor Sicarius

I wish I was a knight, because I have always wanted to be some woman's "Knight in shining armour".

The year 1347 called. It wants to tell you how ridiculous that sounds even to them.

I'd love to be able to teleport! I think that would be ♥♥♥♥♥in'. Haha just teleport to wherever you wanna go.

HEY I'M IN CANADA

NOW I'M IN EUROPE

OH LOOK I'M IN AMERICA

I'M EVERYWHERE!

Seriously, that or being able to fly. I would love to have the ability to do either of them!

Sometimes I think about how much easier my life would be if I could teleport.

And then I quickly try and think of something happy.

I've often had fantasies of doing something heroic in front of everyone I know. From within physical possibilities to turning Super Saiyan and fighting off Majin Buu or something. It's a common childhood daydream of mine, though, and my friends tell me they get those a lot too. Everyone wants to be epic and cool.

I want to live through the 1960's and compare the music and political issues of that time to today's. Also, I want to attend Woodstock.

Originally Posted by Paul

Also, I want to attend Woodstock.

I heart you

Originally Posted by Mafoofoo

Just some peace and quiet. I could finally sleep normally and stuff.

Pro Tip: Move out of Oakland. Problem solved.

I want to be a vampire...




















Oh wait..

I wish I could travel into a parallel universe and meet a different version of myself.

Two of myself would probably be too much to handle in many aspects lol

Originally Posted by Florinacation

Pro Tip: Move out of Oakland. Problem solved.

Oh wait..

I don't live in or near Oakland lolz. Nice try brolo.

Originally Posted by Cheerilee

I wish I could change into different animals, kind of like druids in WoW.

Oh god, yes.







I wish I was a Jedi. Using the force and doing really cool ♥♥♥♥ in space.

I would want to make everything I want to be true, true. As well as be able to change the past and save the future.

To have that ability from the movie "Jumper". I can travel anywhere freely and I don't have to worry about getting caught by federal officials.

To be be a professional athlete in either basketball, soccer or American football.

To be Cyclops! He's the leader of the X-Men! Plus, he always get hot telepathic ladies and each of them have different hair color.

To be Bruce Wayne. Rich playboy by day, Batman at night!

I want to beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of people with zero consequences.
like, if i feel like punching someone, i could just do it without getting in trouble.

Originally Posted by Casanova

I want to beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of people with zero consequences.
like, if i feel like punching someone, i could just do it without getting in trouble.

Oh god. Why did I not think of this before.

i have always said, that when i become rich and stupendously famous


i will buy a canvas

and i will buy many multi coloured bacardi cruisers

and i will drink them

and then i will proceed to throw up on the canvas

drink another different colour one

and throw up on the canvas again.

and again.



until that canvas is a work of art, covered in rainbow vomit.
and then i will sell it under the pre-tense of it being "art"

and i will laugh at the ♥♥♥♥ing loser who buys my canvas and vomit for over $20 000

This has already been said in this thread a couple times, but flying? Yes please. I will fly over London and see everything.

And then get shot down.


Something that's also been said is teleporting. I would love that. <3 I'd go and visit all the people I've met over the past couple of years, and it would be INCREDIBLE. And of course see some sights and stuff. BUT FIRST FRIENDS.


And I always imagine having my own place and finally having some proper peace and quiet, so there's that.

To have three phallic instruments and three different prostitutes utilizing them at the same time.

This all needs to be in a foreign country and paid by somebody else in rocks of cocaine or I'd feel like I was just doing it just to brag about it and not really experiencing it.
Y'know?

Originally Posted by Nite and Deigh

To have three phallic instruments and three different prostitutes utilizing them at the same time.

This all needs to be in a foreign country and paid by somebody else in rocks of cocaine or I'd feel like I was just doing it just to brag about it and not really experiencing it.
Y'know?

My personal fantasy however?

I always fantasize that I have some sort of super power, where I have sharp senses and can sense things from afar, or have force-like powers, even as far as reading peoples minds.

Sometimes I will fantasize of a story per say and how I acquire this power or magic weapon and how I'm destined to use it to defend off evil and save other people. Yeah... I did this the other day and played out a cool scenario.

^
Half and half. I was assuming I would be in my mid 40s, famous but at the ending years of my life because of a crazy life of excess and I had already done everything else imaginable. I mean obviously only one could be a real a real penis, but you're not allowed to criticize what I choose to do.


As grimy as it sounds, I don't see how someone could ever pass up on that.