School Experiences

Ah school. It holds the best and worst experiences someone may find.

Now I go to a school about an hour or 2 away from the border of mexico. Most of you know (especially if you live in america) that the border has a problem of illegal immigrants and drugs.My school does a drug sniff out with drug sniffing dogs.



Yeah those. Anyways, About a year ago They were searching one day and I heard "WE FOUND ONE!" come from a policeman. I run to see who it was and I saw my (ex) best friend being handcuffed and a policeman with a good 3 pounds of marijuana. That was probably the weirdest days of my life.

Does anyboby have any good, bad, or weird school experiences

man i go to catholic school
every time i go scripture class it's a bad experience.
Other than the pro life marches, the pro life songs, the anti gay ♥♥♥♥ and everything else, I love my school.
The weirdest school experience was probably last year, with my orchestra teacher. He ♥♥♥♥ing stalked me and corned me into a wall once.
Another weird one was I was trying to get out of orchestra, so I gave myself a bloody nose. But it was really bad and I was bleeding for about two hours before my eyes started bleeding. it was really bad. I had to go to the hospital.

At my elementary school we were allowed to wear our Halloween costumes, and I was a bat. Problem was, I couldn't figure out an easy way to get out of the costume to pee (it only had a small zipper in the back, so I'd have to literally remove the entire thing), and I ended up peeing myself, and my mom had to come and bring me a fresh pair of clothes, and I couldn't be a bat anymore.

But for a good few hours at least I smelled like a real bat.

Originally Posted by Casanova

Another weird one was I was trying to get out of orchestra, so I gave myself a bloody nose. But it was really bad and I was bleeding for about two hours before my eyes started bleeding. it was really bad. I had to go to the hospital.

how...do you do this

Originally Posted by Casanova

Another weird one was I was trying to get out of orchestra, so I gave myself a bloody nose. But it was really bad and I was bleeding for about two hours before my eyes started bleeding. it was really bad. I had to go to the hospital.

thats dedication man...

My school experiences are kind of complicated! I left public school in grade 9 to do it online, then during the second semester of grade 10 I came back but only stayed a month. I've been doing it online ever since and I definitely prefer it over actually going to school. I have my personal reasons for it.

I do miss elementary school though! I was looking through old yearbooks the other day and I was like D: waah I miss this. I remember during my first day of grade one, I saw a fat kid and thought he was gonna eat me (which resulted in me avoiding him the whole day). Obviously I don't think like that now, I was just a dumb kid xD

Ahahaha I remember in like grade one or two I would play this "super secret Sonic game" with two of my friends. I don't remember what it was like but I do remember that I was Sonic. I was such a nerdy little child oh my goodness, I'm so proud of little me.

ANYWAY, I could probably ramble about elementary school forever and I'd be typing for ages. Sadly I've never truly had the "high school experience" and never will, but hey that's kind of my fault anyway.

Well, considering I've been a nerd/geek for... well my entire life, I've never really had any girls hang out with me until this year. So, there's been this girl in my class for the past 2 years who has not spoken to me until this year, but she has a tendency of asking and talking about weird things or popping out of nowhere about sex. Anyway, she writes notes to me in class every now and then, she also has a habit of playing with the chain I have on my wallet and goes so far as to reach into my back pocket to play with my wallet, she's sat in my lap during one class, we have poking battles on occasion and she has addressed me as "♥♥♥♥-buddy" in several notes. Anyway, this is by far the weirdest that has happened to me this far in high school...


Wow... I probably sound like the biggest geek...

Originally Posted by Calypso

how...do you do this

bad genetics and a tendency for nosebleeds and ear infections.

I've had some interesting ones. So in Jr. High School 3 students came out of the Principals office Handcuffed they got busted for Marijuana.

In High School shop class I hadn't got my work done cause I was detracted by the loud students so I explained to the teacher why but he said I would still get points cause I tried.

My friends and I walked out of prom near its beginning and went go-karting and then paintballing. That was a great time.

Also, we started the "pizza pact" which was essentially a club where we order a few pizzas to the school every Friday go to an empty classroom and eat, the principal didn't seem to mind.

I might add some later as they come to me, its been a long time.

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Well, considering I've been a nerd/geek for... well my entire life, I've never really had any girls hang out with me until this year. So, there's been this girl in my class for the past 2 years who has not spoken to me until this year, but she has a tendency of asking and talking about weird things or popping out of nowhere about sex. Anyway, she writes notes to me in class every now and then, she also has a habit of playing with the chain I have on my wallet and goes so far as to reach into my back pocket to play with my wallet, she's sat in my lap during one class, we have poking battles on occasion and she has addressed me as "♥♥♥♥-buddy" in several notes. Anyway, this is by far the weirdest that has happened to me this far in high school...


Wow... I probably sound like the biggest geek...

She totally wants to ♥♥♥♥ you man.

Originally Posted by Wheatley

Well, considering I've been a nerd/geek for... well my entire life, I've never really had any girls hang out with me until this year. So, there's been this girl in my class for the past 2 years who has not spoken to me until this year, but she has a tendency of asking and talking about weird things or popping out of nowhere about sex. Anyway, she writes notes to me in class every now and then, she also has a habit of playing with the chain I have on my wallet and goes so far as to reach into my back pocket to play with my wallet, she's sat in my lap during one class, we have poking battles on occasion and she has addressed me as "♥♥♥♥-buddy" in several notes. Anyway, this is by far the weirdest that has happened to me this far in high school...


Wow... I probably sound like the biggest geek...

what are you doing dude?

Tomorrow morning, get on that bus

and riiiiiiiiiiiide it

Originally Posted by Notsil

what are you doing dude?

Tomorrow morning, get on that bus

and riiiiiiiiiiiide it

Originally Posted by Wheatley

Well, considering I've been a nerd/geek for... well my entire life, I've never really had any girls hang out with me until this year. So, there's been this girl in my class for the past 2 years who has not spoken to me until this year, but she has a tendency of asking and talking about weird things or popping out of nowhere about sex. Anyway, she writes notes to me in class every now and then, she also has a habit of playing with the chain I have on my wallet and goes so far as to reach into my back pocket to play with my wallet, she's sat in my lap during one class, we have poking battles on occasion and she has addressed me as "♥♥♥♥-buddy" in several notes. Anyway, this is by far the weirdest that has happened to me this far in high school...


Wow... I probably sound like the biggest geek...

Does she have to rip off her shirt and throw her naked body into your arms????

Follow Notsil's advice and get some ASS.

As others have said Wheatley, get on that.

This merits a quote from The Girl Next Door.

Dude, the vibe wasn't right? She comes to your house and makes you strip, what does she have to do, sit on your face?!

One of my friends decided to do a bomb threat. I remember I was in study hall when we were told to evacuate the building and I remember hearing a kid I sat near say 'Thank god for Terrorists'

But I only found out about who actually made the threat a few days later. I saw my friend in the office area and I didn't think anything of it really. There were some rumors. We weren't best friends and I had known the kid since... first grade? I even think I tried to start a fight with him one time in first grade. Something about me wanting to be the top dog or whatever. Silly me.

But yeah it was really weird. There was no bomb of course... at least none that knew of.

That's probably the most interesting story from my school days. That and someone during a class where we built a house some kid got his shirt caught in a circular saw. We then proceeded to nail the shirt to a piece of wood and placed it on top of the roof and it became both a warning and our flag.

Other then that. Most of school was boring.

Wait!

I remember in the fifth grade a bunch of students were behind in their work(like me) and we had to stay in for recess to finish it and because our Teacher also had recess duty so we just goofed off. Unfortunately for me I used a permenant marker on the marker board... luckily I twas just a line. I didn't actually write anything. One student was so upset that we might get in trouble so she went down to the janitor's closet and got some stuff to try and clean it. Not sure if it worked and I don't remember being punished for it.

The first day of year 7...

I remember being so nervous, i was like...
Is this the correct uniform?
Is this the correct day?
Is my Bag packed with the right stuff?

But worst of all... Is my tie done correctly? I remember asking my brother (Who just turned 22 at the time) to do the tie and i was like, no no no, your doing it wrong! lol

When I got to the school i was like... uh... ok what do i do? oh look, there's that annoying friend from Primary School... fast forward to 2012, and he has been my one of my best friends since year 7

School experiences? I've had plenty.

In fifth grade, some kid decided to pee on the school'as power generator...however the hell he managed to sabotage that,

In sixth grade, a bird pooped on me twice outside in the same recess period. That same year, one of my teachers phoned my parents that I had peed in my pants when I had not done so...You can imagine the embarrassment and explanations that followed.


In freshman year of high school, my gym teacher got really hooked to one of the kid's CDs so he kept asking him to bring it everyday and eventually stole it. He later reported that he had returned it to the boy.

In sophomore year of high school, the Consumer Education teacher never showed up one day so the entire class left.

Also, I wanted to add that the high school I currently attend is classified as an 8A which is the largest type. 2600 students attend. The school just happens to have a policeman and you can't go two weeks without him taking somebody away. It's supposed to be a learning environment for crying out loud, not a detention camp or prison...*trembles terrified*

Oh man. School...

This one time, all the black kids and all the hispanic kids just started duking it out. I mean there were hundreds of 'em. It was a good ole fashioned race war. A couple of people were arrested. Several people were injured. Hilarious stuff.

What's funny about school fights is that 98% of kids (mostly wannabe gangsters) don't know how to fight. You can't help but laugh at their stupid stances, wild swings, and onslaught of mediocre grabs. And that's exactly what I did every time there was a fight. Laugh.

Oh god high school was great

I had a math class with one of my friends during Sophomore year. The teacher knew both of us really well so he always let us leave in the middle of class to go get coffees. On one condition: We made sure to do all our homework, and we brought him a coffee too. Dude was a great teacher, I miss him

Junior Year my friends and I started a tradition where we would hold a barbeque every day during lunch. Started in the parking lot until the principle said we had to hold it off campus. So we went to the park down the street. Those things got pretty popular. Music, socializing, grilled spam and hot dogs. Good times

aand Senior Year I ditched my English class almost once a week to go buy smokes and hang out at the mall with my buddy. ALL ABOARD THE SWAG WAGON

Skipping science class, because it was boring, lol. We'd go hang out in the library instead.

Skipping Basketball in gym class, because I couldn't do lay-ups. Me and my bf would hang out on the inside track [which was upstairs], and play Gameboy. lol.

Jokes in Art Class. Ducking taping someone to a chair in art class.

Pissing off the Goverment teacher and listening to him swear at you, in German. lol.

Egging on your friend to stick the paperclip in the outlet at your table. He did, then the teacher yelled at someone, at the exact same time for flinging a rubber band. lol. He was oblivious to our situation lol.

I got honor roll in college while I was lifted like a blimp.

I could fill a library with all the crazy shenanigans that have gone on at my school during my tenure here. Lots of drugs. I mean LOOOOOOTS of drugs. holy ♥♥♥♥. I try not to take part in that but this last year has been insane.

my favorite experiences involve going to concerts. My school has an entire committee in charge of bringing concerts to town. There's also another student group in charge of that. And then there's been the local area concerts that I went to because of the student radio station I'm involved with.

I've seen:
White Denim
Wilco
Horse Thieves
Horse Feathers
The Learning Team
Cataldo
Blind Pilot
Holiday Friends
Cursive
Grynch
Sol

Most of those acts were incredible performances that I will remember for the rest of my life. Few of them were mediocre.