So creepy, you can't sleep, stuff.

Originally Posted by Florinacation

I see nothing at all.

Scary Husky is scary as ♥♥♥♥! Hes kinda cute!

Look at the left.


No way, that dog is horrible.

Look at the left.

I still see noth----OMG CHUPACABRA!!!

the first time i saw the picture was on my iPod, so it took me 10 minutes to figure it out (i was zooming in and stuff). When i finally saw it... i shat brix

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This really rustles my jimmies.

Originally Posted by Guacamole

This really rustles my jimmies.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
I HATE Air Raid sirens! They freak me out so bad! Ages ago, my aunt lived in this tiny little town where the fire department was basically on a volunteer basis. In order to call them, they would use a ♥♥♥♥ing AIR RAID SIREN. AT FIVE AM! It was terrifying. I thought the world was ending.

On a related note, play that air raid siren a couple times before reading articles on SCP. The leftover fear really amplifies the "noep".

Not as scary as air raid sirens though *shivers*

Collywobbles.

Originally Posted by Florinacation

Collywobbles.

Real life Jigglypuff! I don't find that creepy at all, just funny. Now, if it was something more like a real life Charizard and I just so happened to have a Master Ball just lying around, I'd be startled at first, then just catch the big dragon and scare people that I just don't like.

WTF? That "air raid" siren isn't scary! I hear that nearly every day whenever they have to call the fire department. I didn't even know it was called an "air raid" siren :/

It's really loud and annoying though.

Well-done interactive fiction can be crazy scary. Anchorhead and Slouching Towards Bedlam, especially...

That dog thing just scared me ♥♥♥♥less.

Originally Posted by DeiStar

Look at the left.


No way, that dog is horrible.

Are we looking at the kid?
I don't get it.

Originally Posted by Galdine

I made an effort to read the story before looking at the picture and when i did it freaked me out. Whether it’s real or not - it had the desired effect and that’s the whole point of horror films in general isn’t it.

For me what creeps me out most is the feeling of de ja vois. Even if it’s of a happy memory it just makes me feel really un easy - i know the scientific reason for it but the feeling it gives me in my gut just makes me all off kilter.

And on that topic a film that really scared me was a film called triangle. Even though it was only a UK 15 the whole premise creped me out no end, even though my (very desensitized) 12 year old step daughter barely batted an eye lid whilst watching it. BRRRR!

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Originally Posted by Florinacation

I see nothing at all.

Scary Husky is scary as ♥♥♥♥! Hes kinda cute!

Wait is it that thing on the left? That meant t be a dog? Looks like some kinda monkey child thing - what ever it is its scary!!!

Hey, you won't read anything like this:


Susy DeLucci and the Miracle of Life.
One morning around 5 am 22 year old Susan DaLucci of Kittery Maine, woke up with a painful need to urinate. At first she thought she had diarrhea, but when she stood up out of bed, she realized that it was urinary pain.

It was very similar to the feeling of having diarrhea, just out the wrong hole. She wobbled to the toilet and upon sitting on it, her vagina erupted into the most horrific messy farting noise anyone has ever heard. In paralyzing pain, Ms. DeLucci for the next few minutes continued to push and squirt out of her vagina a burning tide of wretch and filth while she gripped the sides of the toilet, white-knuckled. She was screaming wildly, and the neighbors called the police. When medics arrived they found Ms. DeNucci unconscious lying on the floor of her bathroom wearing nothing but her bath robe. Running down her leg, was a stream of brown and green syrup. The medic had to transfer her to a stretcher, so he grabbed her left leg which was bent crossing her other leg, to straighten her out. She was lying there all twisted up. When he lifted her left leg to straighten her body out, he exposed her vagina at which point a creature, no larger than the tip of a finger wormed its way out of her genitals and landed on the floor with a wet popping sound.

Shocked, the medic stared at the creature that was lying on the tile bathroom floor in a casing of mucous. It was a tiny mud shrimp and it sat there on the cold floor gasping for water while flipping itself back and forth. The horrified medic turned to the toilet as he felt the nausea setting in. When he put his face down into the toilet to puke what he saw was so horrific that to this day he cannot look into a toilet without convulsing. The entire toilet bowl was boiling with baby brown mud shrimp flipping and splashing at a furious pace. If you think that is bad - wait until you hear how it happened:

Ms. DeLucci official death was the result of a combination of shock and severe head trauma. She stood up over the toilet in pain and when she saw what she had done, she went into shock and fell, smashing her head on the toilet and then on the floor. It is believed by medical police that on two nights before the accident she had purchased a live lobster at a fish market. While lying in a tub, she gently inserted the creature's tail into her vagina to derive pleasure. At that point, she held a lighter under the creature's face causing it to flip its tail in a violent snapping motion. The medics found a lesbian XXX video in the VCR and the TV was positioned on a table in front of the tub.

The lobster was found in the kitchen garbage can wrapped in a paper bag. Traces of Ms. DeLucci's DNA were found on the lobster along with pubic hairs that had wedged themselves between the lobster tail joints. The lobster's face was lightly burned with the same fuel used in lighters. The lobster's digestive track and colon were found to be full of mud shrimp egg casings. Doctors believe that the lobster had eaten them (they are common in the water at fish markets and are usually harmlessly boiled to death) and the lobster had crapped them out into Ms. DeLucci's ♥♥♥♥ when she was torturing it. Maine mud shrimp only take two days to gestate and Ms. DeLucci was only four days away from getting her period, doctors believe that at that point of her menstrual cycle, her womb was the perfect PH balance to grow these mud shrimp which are a much larger version of the popular "Sea Monkey" pets sold throughout the US.

Over night the eggs had hatched and the mud shrimp began doubling in size every ten minutes. You can imagine the pain she was in when she woke up that morning and gave birth to well over 1,000 mud shrimp in her toilet.

^ The part about the
lobster-fun-night got me all creeped and grossed out.
Is that supposed to be some sort of half troll, half serious comment? Cause >:[ nasty.



But kinda funny.

I found that story of the Squidward's Suicide thing, and just freaked out. I haven't, and will probably will NEVER watch the video (if you're brave look up the STORY NOT VIDEO). Apparently one of the interns that did watch it commited suicide, read the story to really understand. Same with Suicide Mouse. When I say this I mean it: *DO NOT LOOK UP ANY OF THESE VIDEOS/ STORIES/ PICTURES IF YOU ARE EASILY DISTURBED THEY CONTAINT VERY GRAPHIC IMAGES*

Originally Posted by FluffyKid

I found that story of the Squidward's Suicide thing, and just freaked out. I haven't, and will probably will NEVER watch the video (if you're brave look up the STORY NOT VIDEO). Apparently one of the interns that did watch it commited suicide, read the story to really understand. Same with Suicide Mouse. When I say this I mean it: *DO NOT LOOK UP ANY OF THESE VIDEOS/ STORIES/ PICTURES IF YOU ARE EASILY DISTURBED THEY CONTAINT VERY GRAPHIC IMAGES*

I had never heard of this in my entire life and now I'm looking up for it because of this post.

EDIT: Read the story, looked for the videos, and I was dissapointed at them not being the actual episode described, oh well

Originally Posted by The Rose

Hey, you won't read anything like this:


Susy DeLucci and the Miracle of Life.
One morning around 5 am 22 year old Susan DaLucci of Kittery Maine, woke up with a painful need to urinate. At first she thought she had diarrhea, but when she stood up out of bed, she realized that it was urinary pain.

It was very similar to the feeling of having diarrhea, just out the wrong hole. She wobbled to the toilet and upon sitting on it, her vagina erupted into the most horrific messy farting noise anyone has ever heard. In paralyzing pain, Ms. DeLucci for the next few minutes continued to push and squirt out of her vagina a burning tide of wretch and filth while she gripped the sides of the toilet, white-knuckled. She was screaming wildly, and the neighbors called the police. When medics arrived they found Ms. DeNucci unconscious lying on the floor of her bathroom wearing nothing but her bath robe. Running down her leg, was a stream of brown and green syrup. The medic had to transfer her to a stretcher, so he grabbed her left leg which was bent crossing her other leg, to straighten her out. She was lying there all twisted up. When he lifted her left leg to straighten her body out, he exposed her vagina at which point a creature, no larger than the tip of a finger wormed its way out of her genitals and landed on the floor with a wet popping sound.

Shocked, the medic stared at the creature that was lying on the tile bathroom floor in a casing of mucous. It was a tiny mud shrimp and it sat there on the cold floor gasping for water while flipping itself back and forth. The horrified medic turned to the toilet as he felt the nausea setting in. When he put his face down into the toilet to puke what he saw was so horrific that to this day he cannot look into a toilet without convulsing. The entire toilet bowl was boiling with baby brown mud shrimp flipping and splashing at a furious pace. If you think that is bad - wait until you hear how it happened:

Ms. DeLucci official death was the result of a combination of shock and severe head trauma. She stood up over the toilet in pain and when she saw what she had done, she went into shock and fell, smashing her head on the toilet and then on the floor. It is believed by medical police that on two nights before the accident she had purchased a live lobster at a fish market. While lying in a tub, she gently inserted the creature's tail into her vagina to derive pleasure. At that point, she held a lighter under the creature's face causing it to flip its tail in a violent snapping motion. The medics found a lesbian XXX video in the VCR and the TV was positioned on a table in front of the tub.

The lobster was found in the kitchen garbage can wrapped in a paper bag. Traces of Ms. DeLucci's DNA were found on the lobster along with pubic hairs that had wedged themselves between the lobster tail joints. The lobster's face was lightly burned with the same fuel used in lighters. The lobster's digestive track and colon were found to be full of mud shrimp egg casings. Doctors believe that the lobster had eaten them (they are common in the water at fish markets and are usually harmlessly boiled to death) and the lobster had crapped them out into Ms. DeLucci's ♥♥♥♥ when she was torturing it. Maine mud shrimp only take two days to gestate and Ms. DeLucci was only four days away from getting her period, doctors believe that at that point of her menstrual cycle, her womb was the perfect PH balance to grow these mud shrimp which are a much larger version of the popular "Sea Monkey" pets sold throughout the US.

Over night the eggs had hatched and the mud shrimp began doubling in size every ten minutes. You can imagine the pain she was in when she woke up that morning and gave birth to well over 1,000 mud shrimp in her toilet.

Who the hell with a single functioning braincell in their head shove a lobster, tail-end, up their vagina? Isn't it one of those things anyone would look at and go "Uh, that's not meant to go up there" or am I putting too much faith in common sense?

Had she done ANYTHING else but shove a lobster up her vag, this would have been all kinds of creepy, but I was laughing from there on out.

However, I have a horrible phobia of parasites, so that part alone was creepy.

Originally Posted by The Rose

Hey, you won't read anything like this:


Susy DeLucci and the Miracle of Life.
One morning around 5 am 22 year old Susan DaLucci of Kittery Maine, woke up with a painful need to urinate. At first she thought she had diarrhea, but when she stood up out of bed, she realized that it was urinary pain.

It was very similar to the feeling of having diarrhea, just out the wrong hole. She wobbled to the toilet and upon sitting on it, her vagina erupted into the most horrific messy farting noise anyone has ever heard. In paralyzing pain, Ms. DeLucci for the next few minutes continued to push and squirt out of her vagina a burning tide of wretch and filth while she gripped the sides of the toilet, white-knuckled. She was screaming wildly, and the neighbors called the police. When medics arrived they found Ms. DeNucci unconscious lying on the floor of her bathroom wearing nothing but her bath robe. Running down her leg, was a stream of brown and green syrup. The medic had to transfer her to a stretcher, so he grabbed her left leg which was bent crossing her other leg, to straighten her out. She was lying there all twisted up. When he lifted her left leg to straighten her body out, he exposed her vagina at which point a creature, no larger than the tip of a finger wormed its way out of her genitals and landed on the floor with a wet popping sound.

Shocked, the medic stared at the creature that was lying on the tile bathroom floor in a casing of mucous. It was a tiny mud shrimp and it sat there on the cold floor gasping for water while flipping itself back and forth. The horrified medic turned to the toilet as he felt the nausea setting in. When he put his face down into the toilet to puke what he saw was so horrific that to this day he cannot look into a toilet without convulsing. The entire toilet bowl was boiling with baby brown mud shrimp flipping and splashing at a furious pace. If you think that is bad - wait until you hear how it happened:

Ms. DeLucci official death was the result of a combination of shock and severe head trauma. She stood up over the toilet in pain and when she saw what she had done, she went into shock and fell, smashing her head on the toilet and then on the floor. It is believed by medical police that on two nights before the accident she had purchased a live lobster at a fish market. While lying in a tub, she gently inserted the creature's tail into her vagina to derive pleasure. At that point, she held a lighter under the creature's face causing it to flip its tail in a violent snapping motion. The medics found a lesbian XXX video in the VCR and the TV was positioned on a table in front of the tub.

The lobster was found in the kitchen garbage can wrapped in a paper bag. Traces of Ms. DeLucci's DNA were found on the lobster along with pubic hairs that had wedged themselves between the lobster tail joints. The lobster's face was lightly burned with the same fuel used in lighters. The lobster's digestive track and colon were found to be full of mud shrimp egg casings. Doctors believe that the lobster had eaten them (they are common in the water at fish markets and are usually harmlessly boiled to death) and the lobster had crapped them out into Ms. DeLucci's ♥♥♥♥ when she was torturing it. Maine mud shrimp only take two days to gestate and Ms. DeLucci was only four days away from getting her period, doctors believe that at that point of her menstrual cycle, her womb was the perfect PH balance to grow these mud shrimp which are a much larger version of the popular "Sea Monkey" pets sold throughout the US.

Over night the eggs had hatched and the mud shrimp began doubling in size every ten minutes. You can imagine the pain she was in when she woke up that morning and gave birth to well over 1,000 mud shrimp in her toilet.

Originally Posted by snopes

Origins: After scanning this little piece of junior high school scatology, we truly hope we will "read [only] one disgusting story this year." Unfortunately, it's only January, so our chances of success are dim.

What else can one say but someone had too much time on his hands? The silly little gem quoted above appeared on the Internet in January 2000. It combines the bestial impregnation motif of the "woman impregnated with octopus eggs" with the "animal used as masturbatory toy" motif of the gerbil tale. The kinky masturbation theme from the "girl and the hot dog" tale gets worked into the mix, too. As usual, we have a detail indicating homosexuality -- "the medics found a lesbian XXX video in the VCR" -- because we all know from similar tales that no woman ever masturbates unless she can't (or won't) find a real man to pleasure her. (This same notion is found in the legend about the woman, her dog, and some peanut butter.)

Considering the deviance of the fictitional woman's crime, it's no wonder the author of the piece has her die. Considering his writing skills, we think it's a shame he didn't pen a similar ending for himself.

The "writer" at least managed to include a few details in his piece (i.e., the woman's name and home town), but that's about all he got right in terms of credibility. The narrative has a few glaring plotting errors:


Ms. DaLucci (assuming that is her name, since three different spellings of her surname appear in the text) "held a lighter under the creature's face" while she was "lying in a tub"? Does she carry a cigarette lighter that works underwater, or was she sitting with a live lobster in a bathtub empty of water? (It's not an experiment we'd be so cruel as to perform, but we doubt a lobster placed in a dry tub and burned in the face with a lighter would provide very many minutes' worth of "pleasure" for anyone.)

We're told that the dying woman made "the most horrific messy farting noise anyone has ever heard," and we're told about what she felt and thought -- she "woke up with a painful need to urinate," "at first she thought she had diarrhea," "she realized that it was urinary pain" -- yet she was clearly alone in the house at the time (neighbors hear her screams and called the police) and was unconscious when paramedics reached her. (There's no indication she ever regained consciousness and explained herself, since we're also told only what the "medical police" believed had occurred rather than anything they learned from questioning the victim.)

Mud shrimp (corophium volutator) are critters about half a centimeter long. They can reach populations of 63,000 per square meter in optimal conditions. They exist only in Canada's Bay of Fundy and serve as food for sandpipers.

As well, brine shrimp take a day to hatch, not two. They also won't hatch out in anything less than extremely salty water, a substance not found in a woman's vagina. It also takes more than salty water and eggs to bring about hatching -- exposure to light within the first few hours of incubation is key. Brine shrimp growers recommend the eggs be exposed to a light source throughout incubation. Constant aeration (bubbling) is also necessary to provide sufficient oxygen levels for the eggs to hatch, this is also not a condition found in a woman's vagina.

snopes.com: Lobster Love

/killjoy