There was this one time where I tried to be an inverted Calliope, so I took everything about her profile and turned it upside down and backwards and thus I still have the custom user title - mainly because I can't think of anything better!
"I have a habit of falling in love with souls who have yet to be at peace with their bodies, their minds, their weaknesses. I try to build them, to find the parts of them that are missing in me.
I end up with holes in my chest."
Don't be confused by [Ysionris'] ^_^, or her ^_~. Behind that ever cheerful emoticon is a mind that has terrifyingly precise and specialized knowledge on everything from torture to the internal dynamics of Taiwanese politics. The ^_^ is just to lure you into a false sense of security so she can annihilate you in SD. No doubt, our resident evil genius.
On a stormy sea of moving emotion, tossed about I’m like a ship on the ocean. I set a course for winds of fortune, but I hear the voices say, "Carry on my wayward son. There’ll be peace when you are done. Lay your weary head to rest. Don’t you cry no more!" NO!
It's a quote from Devin Townsend's album; 'Deconstruction'. The excerpt comes from a brief spoken word part on the track; 'The Mighty Masturbator'.
The custom title that I had for awhile before my current one ("Everybody jump in my pants and we'll go back in time.") was something this kid that I knew back in 7th grade said. He presumably had tourettes.
It's just one of those things that you think about, and you can't help but kind of snicker at while thinking about it. At least for me.
THE GREATEST THING ABOUT BALLS, IS THAT STATEMENT IN AND OF ITSELF!