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Originally Posted by Axis Weddings.
I've only gone to one, but it was really enjoyable. There was a feast, dancing, drinks, talking with friends, and other things. It was in a redwood forest. I've heard a few stories of weddings gone bad, but I wanna go to another one. |
Well, if I ever get married, I'll invite you.

I'll explain to my then-wife that we've known each other since childhood, since I doubt she'd be pleased if I told her, "Oh, I know this guy from the internet! We've only met once or twice, but I want to have him attend our wedding!"