Oh, SWOOPS!

You know, I was thinking today. Really hard. You know, my wang has serious growth potential. Now this got me to thinking... I want a large wang. Black people have large wangs. Do I want to be black?

I suddenly came up with this beautiful realization of my needed wigger-dom. I hereby announce the fact that I am now honorably black just because I say "Oh, Swoops!" and "****, dawg!". Upon these actions, my wang grew noticeably.

So this is to all you wang-size deprived children out there. There is a solution. Act black.

Topic: Social trends.
DISCUSS! .... yo.

I bet your a real charmer to the ladies, aren't you Neko?

what do you call a non-black with a large wang? ::looks down:: well I know it's possible, but what do ya call the lucky few?

Like me! Cus I'm soo cool.

Don't make me whip out the digi-cam and the ruler!

I suggest that large wangs are not necessary.

They can, in fact, be a hinderance.

Hell yesah.

Originally Posted by Trico

I suggest that large wangs are not necessary.

They can, in fact, be a hinderance.

naw... only the gigantic ones can be a problem

12 - 4.1" (104 mm)
13 - 5.1" (130 mm)
14 - 6.0" (152 mm)
15 - 6.1" (155 mm)
16 - 6.3" (160 mm)
17 - 6.5" (165 mm)
18 - 6.4" (163 mm)
19 - 6.2" (157 mm)
20 - 6.2" (157 mm)

If your penis is bigger than that by a good inch or so on your age then you have a large penis.

Originally Posted by Trico

I suggest that large wangs are not necessary.

They can, in fact, be a hinderance.

What? Well ****. I lose again.

EDIT: I think I one-up all of you, I may be white but damnit I'm probably the only one replying that was born on the right continent.

Man.. Some of the intelligent conversations that happen at ZU astound me..

Damn me and my non existent penis!

*looks down*

*realises she isnt supposed to have a penis*

*wonders why girls never compare vagina size*

I have heard that it the width plays a larger role than the length in bringing your partner pleasure. And that is the point of a large one, right?

So really, it's just so much wasted space.

Originally Posted by Arha

*wonders why girls never compare vagina size*

Cus vagina size would mean loosest pussy, and no one likes a loose pussy!

RE: l-o-s

Well, yes, to an extent.

If it's too long, it means much less pleasure overall.

If it's too short, it can't reach the right places.

You need a balance.

Originally Posted by lord-of-shadow

I have heard that it the width plays a larger role than the length in bringing your partner pleasure. And that is the point of a large one, right?

So really, it's just so much wasted space.

not always true, it's only a waste of space if you're with a smaller spouse... heh... or how's about not so deap... or... uh.. tight... erm... tight is only for width issues, how far back is key. if they go back farther... hell lemme have that longer sensation hahahaheh..eh..................





/me dies

Originally Posted by Do ReI Mi

Man.. Some of the intelligent conversations that happen at ZU astound me..

I take it you are completely unastounded by this one.

Originally Posted by Gecko

12 - 4.1" (104 mm)
13 - 5.1" (130 mm)
14 - 6.0" (152 mm)
15 - 6.1" (155 mm)
16 - 6.3" (160 mm)
17 - 6.5" (165 mm)
18 - 6.4" (163 mm)
19 - 6.2" (157 mm)
20 - 6.2" (157 mm)

If your penis is bigger than that by a good inch or so on your age then you have a large penis.

mmmm, there've been a crapload of surveys, each one saying different things. most say something like 6 or 6.1 as the average for teens. my friend claims it's 5, but my guess is he wants to make his small penis seem larger.
oh well. I think around half the women around say that size matters, the other half say it doesn't matter at all. either way, the stimulation in the vagina is right by the outside, so it shouldn't make that much of a difference.

Originally Posted by Mad Hatter

mmmm, there've been a crapload of surveys, each one saying different things. most say something like 6 or 6.1 as the average for teens. my friend claims it's 5, but my guess is he wants to make his small penis seem larger.
oh well. I think around half the women around say that size matters, the other half say it doesn't matter at all. either way, the stimulation in the vagina is right by the outside, so it shouldn't make that much of a difference.

some would argue that not only women care about the size........... I don't care, but other guys might

Originally Posted by TAU-Hindmost

I take it you are completely unastounded by this one.

If you took it that way, You would be correct.

I must attest to my joys as to seeing that ZU still has the ability to let a silly thread like this live every once in a while. I retired for a month or two not too long ago. It had just gotten entirely too serious for me. After a long argument about a certain joke thread in the awards, which are there for fun, obviously, I thought that ZU's humor had died if not in displayed in a politically correct manner. Also, it seemed to have... died. I came back to check up on it a couple days ago, and well, it seemed to be getting a bit more lively. The GCC wasn't simply filled with bull****, it was readable bull****. Which is, in fact, better bull****. Anyway, enough tangents. This is to show that perhaps this place is coming back, to all of us who say that it has died. Myeh, and I'm back, for a long or short time, whatever I see fitting.

Experiment successful. =^.^-

Now back to penis size...